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    mat reacted to baddog in Political Memes   
    Man, I’m on a roll….
     
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    mat got a reaction from Chester86 in I can't believe....   
    The protesters weren’t trying to overthrow the government. They were just making a statement to an unacceptable level. They stormed the capital in a violent way and should have to face the consequences. 
     
    Of course the dems and media want to persecute Trump. They held the hearings during prime time hours in a failed attempt to exploit it and influence the American people. Nothing but intentional propaganda sensationalism. 
     
    And then immediately after, ABC airs Soul of a Nation Pride month special. Just additional attempts at indoctrination. But that’s a discussion for another topic.
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    mat reacted to Reagan in I can't believe....   
    Jan. 6 Commission primetime hearing was a ratings ‘BOMB’ for CBS, NBC, ABC.  If any of the January 6 Commission’s hearings are again scheduled to take place in prime time, it’s entirely possible that the networks will take a “hard pass” next time!

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    mat got a reaction from Separation Scientist in Uvalde School Shooting, 21 Dead   
    Pure evil.
    This can not be prevented but it can potentially be deterred with preventative measures. 
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    mat got a reaction from Boyz N Da Hood in Uvalde School Shooting, 21 Dead   
    Pure evil.
    This can not be prevented but it can potentially be deterred with preventative measures. 
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    mat got a reaction from Mr. Buddy Garrity in Uvalde School Shooting, 21 Dead   
    Pure evil.
    This can not be prevented but it can potentially be deterred with preventative measures. 
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    mat got a reaction from Crawford in Roe versus Wade draft seems to overturn   
    She was only there for the wine, not the wafer. 
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    mat got a reaction from Dat Brook in Does anyone know when they are going to start resurfacing lcm football field ???   
    Switching sides is on the wish list and they would add seating. 
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    mat got a reaction from LumRaiderFan in Political Memes   

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    mat got a reaction from Mr. Buddy Garrity in Does anyone know when they are going to start resurfacing lcm football field ???   
    Not at this time. They hope to later on down the road. 
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    mat got a reaction from LumRaiderFan in Roe versus Wade draft seems to overturn   
    She was only there for the wine, not the wafer. 
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    mat got a reaction from WOSdrummer99 in Frito Lay creates Cracker Jill to honor Women Sports   
    To solve the gender confusion some may have, you may now purchase Cracker Jacks and Cracker Jills with or without nuts. 🤓
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    mat got a reaction from Hagar in This Board Needs....   
    My wife and I walked into a bank to make a withdrawal. A man came in to rob the bank and lined everyone along the wall. He asked the man next to me If he saw him rob the bank and if he remembers what he looks like. The man said sure I do. You robbed the bank and are standing in front of me. The robber shot him dead. He then asked me the same thing. I told him no, I didn't see a thing, but my wife here said she saw it all and plans to tell the police everything.
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    mat got a reaction from Hagar in This Board Needs....   
    An old physician, Dr. Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.  He put up a sign that said:  "Dr. Geezer's Clinic.  Get your treatment for $500--if not cured, get back $1000."

    Dr. Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1000.  So, he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.  Dr. Young:  "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help me?"  Dr. Geezer:  "Nurse, please bring the medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in Dr. Young's mouth."  Dr. Young:  "Aaagh!  This is gasoline!"  Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations!  You've got your taste back.  That will be $500."

    Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.  Dr. Young:  "I have lost my memory.  I can't remember anything."  Dr. Geezer:  "Nurse, please bring the medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in the patient's mouth."  Dr. Young:  "Oh no you don't--that's gasoline."  Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations!  You've got your memory back.  That will be $500."  Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves.

    After several more days, Dr, Young goes back.  Dr. Young:  "My eyesight has become weak--I can hardly see anything!"  Dr. Geezer:  "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill.  Dr. Young:  "But this only $10!"  Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations!  You got your vision back.  That will be $500."

    Moral of the story---Just because you're young doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old geezer.  And remember--Don't make old people mad.  We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
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    mat got a reaction from Hagar in This Board Needs....   
    A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news
    and I have some bad news.”
    The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”
    The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”
    Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
    The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
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    mat got a reaction from Ty Cobb in Frito Lay creates Cracker Jill to honor Women Sports   
    To solve the gender confusion some may have, you may now purchase Cracker Jacks and Cracker Jills with or without nuts. 🤓
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    mat got a reaction from LumRaiderFan in This Board Needs....   
    An old physician, Dr. Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.  He put up a sign that said:  "Dr. Geezer's Clinic.  Get your treatment for $500--if not cured, get back $1000."

    Dr. Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1000.  So, he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.  Dr. Young:  "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help me?"  Dr. Geezer:  "Nurse, please bring the medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in Dr. Young's mouth."  Dr. Young:  "Aaagh!  This is gasoline!"  Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations!  You've got your taste back.  That will be $500."

    Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.  Dr. Young:  "I have lost my memory.  I can't remember anything."  Dr. Geezer:  "Nurse, please bring the medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in the patient's mouth."  Dr. Young:  "Oh no you don't--that's gasoline."  Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations!  You've got your memory back.  That will be $500."  Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves.

    After several more days, Dr, Young goes back.  Dr. Young:  "My eyesight has become weak--I can hardly see anything!"  Dr. Geezer:  "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill.  Dr. Young:  "But this only $10!"  Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations!  You got your vision back.  That will be $500."

    Moral of the story---Just because you're young doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old geezer.  And remember--Don't make old people mad.  We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
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    mat got a reaction from baddog in This Board Needs....   
    My wife and I walked into a bank to make a withdrawal. A man came in to rob the bank and lined everyone along the wall. He asked the man next to me If he saw him rob the bank and if he remembers what he looks like. The man said sure I do. You robbed the bank and are standing in front of me. The robber shot him dead. He then asked me the same thing. I told him no, I didn't see a thing, but my wife here said she saw it all and plans to tell the police everything.
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    mat got a reaction from BlueOwl in Favorite Coach's Sayings   
    Certain small circles have made some racist claims about CT.
    If as you say, the term suspect refers to a criminal, it does not single out a race. If a coach from another school. say one with a majority of white athletes, were to use the term "suspects", would it be racist? I assume not. So because of where CT coaches, his comment is racist? Reality is my friend, you have twisted this into a race issue because of the race of the athletes which in turn makes you the racist. 
     
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    mat got a reaction from Hagar in Favorite Coach's Sayings   
    A recent quote from Peevey in the Bum Phillips award story about hiring great support staff.
    "If I'm the smartest person in the room, I'm in the wrong room."
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    mat got a reaction from LCMAlumtiger32 in TUES. 4/12- LCM- 19 WOS- 6 FINAL   
    If so, it may be WOSs only loss. 😉
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    mat got a reaction from 5GallonBucket in This Board Needs....   
    Women's Ass size study There is a new study just released by the American
    Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their butts.

    The results are pretty interesting:
     1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.
     2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.
     3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man, and they 
    would have married him anyway
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    mat got a reaction from SmashMouth in This Board Needs....   
    Saw a meme with Bill Dance giving advice.
    If your wife’s mad at you, buy yourself a new rod and reel. She’ll still be mad at you but at least you’ll have a new rod and reel.
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    mat got a reaction from Majestyk in WO-S DC?   
    Many coaches could move right in and win with that WOS tradition and a stable full of well conditioned athletes that WOS has. However, sustaining that winning tradition is another story. Time will tell but give him a chance. 
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    mat got a reaction from SmashMouth in WO-S DC?   
    Many coaches could move right in and win with that WOS tradition and a stable full of well conditioned athletes that WOS has. However, sustaining that winning tradition is another story. Time will tell but give him a chance. 
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