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Now losing to Troy St. at home on your homecoming?  That's a bad loss. #SECSEC

Still don't get why people are flooding our borders daily to get into this "terrible" country.  They must be insane.  

Offensively, I don't see how the Longhorns score?  Maybe the freshmen RBs can breathe some life into the offense, but that OLine scares me.  

They realized how bad the Aggie loss was, after Miss St beatdown of the Aggies at the “greatest home field advantage in CFB”

Fixed it for ya.  #whoop

Fixed it for ya.  #whoop

Texas beat aTm again?  Tradition I guess.  #HookEm

No, hope is when it’s been 12 years since you won one, 7 since you played for one.  Faith is when it’s been 78 years since you’ve done either  

Who did sacrifices.  Not who does sacrifices.  Some religions (ie. Christianity) evolve with the times.  Others remain barbaric (ie. Islam) in their practices.  

our defense is down because we have a pro offensive coach who puts the studs on offense and uses the law of supply and demand for the defense. Basically the defense is just thrown together with the players left after the offense is stacked.

Texas still has a long ways to go. 

Four major truths of religion:
1- Muslims don't recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2- Jews don't recognize Jesus Christ as the Messiah 
3- Protestants don't recognize The Pope as leader of the Christian world
4- Baptist don't recognize each other at Hooters

Boudreaux was driving down Canal street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.  Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me.  If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of ma life and give up ma White Lightnin'!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Boudreaux looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

I couldn't stop laughing at the first part where the Aggies won a National Championship!  I didn't know there was more joke after that!

Three women die together in an accident and go to Heaven! When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in Heaven: Don't step on the ducks!' So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place...It is almost impossible not to step on a duck. And although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'   The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck. And along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.   The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps... She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, But one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ...tall, long eyelashes, muscular!   St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?' The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a Duck.....

John Elway died and went to heaven. God was showing him around and walked up to a mansion shaped like Denver Bronco helmet, turf lawn and bronco statues at the entry. God said you have done a good job on earth so hears your reward. Elway was pleased but look down the road and there was a huge mansion ten times the size of his shaped in a Dallas Cowboy helmet. Elway said, I guess that's Troy Aikman's mansion, why is it so much bigger than mine? God said no, that's my place.

Here's my opinion. If they want to protest violence, then kick all the guys out of the NFL that has committed domestic violence. Kick Joe Mixon and the rest out. If they want to protest then tell them to quit their multi million dollar job and go overseas and fight with the young men and women who risk their lives for them to play a game they love. All I see is the NFL protesting about oppression. What about the women being abused by these NFL guys. Not just blacks but all other ethnic origins. I'm not a racist guy at all. But to me if you want to disrespect the flag and the anthem. Then quit you multi million dollar job and go fight with those YOUNG MEN and WOMEN who are fighting for your FREEDOM.

Hold a Master's Degree from Lamar and voted for Trump.  I agree with his policies, but certainly don't agree with his delivery.  He makes life too easy for his opponents with the way he speaks/tweets.  
But I do agree with securing our borders, extreme vetting of immigrants, tax reform, repeal of Obamacare (welfare), agree with his trade agreements, Christianity, and patriotism (that opponent's call nationalism).  And mainly voted for him because I believe Hillary Clinton to be one of the biggest crooks to ever hold office.  

Hold a Master's Degree from Lamar and voted for Trump.  I agree with his policies, but certainly don't agree with his delivery.  He makes life too easy for his opponents with the way he speaks/tweets.  
But I do agree with securing our borders, extreme vetting of immigrants, tax reform, repeal of Obamacare (welfare), agree with his trade agreements, Christianity, and patriotism (that opponent's call nationalism).  And mainly voted for him because I believe Hillary Clinton to be one of the biggest crooks to ever hold office.  

Hold a Master's Degree from Lamar and voted for Trump.  I agree with his policies, but certainly don't agree with his delivery.  He makes life too easy for his opponents with the way he speaks/tweets.  
But I do agree with securing our borders, extreme vetting of immigrants, tax reform, repeal of Obamacare (welfare), agree with his trade agreements, Christianity, and patriotism (that opponent's call nationalism).  And mainly voted for him because I believe Hillary Clinton to be one of the biggest crooks to ever hold office.  

Hold a Master's Degree from Lamar and voted for Trump.  I agree with his policies, but certainly don't agree with his delivery.  He makes life too easy for his opponents with the way he speaks/tweets.  
But I do agree with securing our borders, extreme vetting of immigrants, tax reform, repeal of Obamacare (welfare), agree with his trade agreements, Christianity, and patriotism (that opponent's call nationalism).  And mainly voted for him because I believe Hillary Clinton to be one of the biggest crooks to ever hold office.  

Hold a Master's Degree from Lamar and voted for Trump.  I agree with his policies, but certainly don't agree with his delivery.  He makes life too easy for his opponents with the way he speaks/tweets.  
But I do agree with securing our borders, extreme vetting of immigrants, tax reform, repeal of Obamacare (welfare), agree with his trade agreements, Christianity, and patriotism (that opponent's call nationalism).  And mainly voted for him because I believe Hillary Clinton to be one of the biggest crooks to ever hold office.  

LOL...Already complaining about the officials before the game starts?  I guess you have your built in excuse if it's a tight game.  Why would you say the officials favor Nederland???  This should be good.  

You know Pak memorial has never played in Nederland but evidently some of your past teams have and must not have come out too good, thus you throw out crooked refs to use as an excuse right, if the titans are as good as you say you wouldn't have to, just so you know we don't pick refs they are done by mutual agreement of the coaches.

LOL...Already complaining about the officials before the game starts?  I guess you have your built in excuse if it's a tight game.  Why would you say the officials favor Nederland???  This should be good.