Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

How about I drive over to that sh*+hole you call a town, scoop your eyeball out with a spoon, then tell a "bad joke" to you? How would that make you feel? 

The issue isn't that he told a bad joke. It's the disrespect the far left shows to our servicemen and women. I'm pretty neutral on a lot of topics socially, but this isn't one of them. 

Your last post was in defense of the comedian, you can't argue that. But nice try CRAWFISH.

If Blazing Saddles were released today, Mel Brooks would be done for...

@tvc184 That's how I see this shaking out. GOP holds the Senate and the Dems take the House, which will slow progress considerably. Worst part of that is we'll be reminded that Nancy Pelosi still exists on a regular basis.

9 hours ago, PAMFAM10 said:

This comedian does this kind of comedy many find harsh. But to be fair his father was a first responder on 9/11 that parish. And he jokes about that also. It’s meant to be funny SNOWFLAKES.

Listen, I've got one of the most demented senses of humor on this site. Making a joke on national TV about a service man that lost an eye in war isn't ok. And it certainly isn't funny. SNL used to be pure gold back in the Will Farrell days and even further back to Adam Sandler. These guys in the past 5-10 years just plain suck at life.

I'm hearing some scuttlebutt about him being gone and KSU looking at hiring Litrell. No links yet to confirm...

12 minutes ago, PhatMack19 said:

Except for that’s not really true.  I know you are picking and choosing cities to fit your narrative.  Jefferson County is split pretty much 50/50 with a lot of the area still Union and voting for democrats for some reason, even though the Libs would love to shut down the plants and put them out of work.  

 

Trump won Jefferson County 49% to 48.5%, which was only 424 votes and was the closest race in the state.  I doubt all of the 42,404 votes Hillary got were from black people, so you can go away with your race card.  

Oh hell, I was way off. I thought he was talking about deer leases...

@BADSANTA I don't think Dems are dirty. My voting for someone based on personal feelings toward a competitor is what I meant. I've voted for Dems before... They've just gone too far for my taste recently.

I voted in Galveston Co. on Friday. I voted in a spot in Kemah that is usually easy to get in and out. Place was packed, it's definitely a record breaker for a mid term. 

I did not vote straight ticket Republican on account of a county judge candidate that we know personally. I told the wife she'd never get another vote from me. It did make me feel a little dirty voting for a Dem though...

UT at #15 in the AP poll. Lulz

2 hours ago, Bandwagon Ranger said:

I think Orlando earned himself another year at Texas (assuming he can survive). His stock is dropping fast.

 

You ain't lying. He runs the 3 man front to give his LBs more ability to make plays while the big uglies take on the OL. In theory, it's a great way to free up your LB corp to make plays both in the run game and against the pass. We actually saw that last year with Malik.

Nevermind, I'm drunk...

38 minutes ago, AggiesAreWe said:

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You can say that again.

18 minutes ago, baddog said:

A man I work with says the RB for NS is a Texas commit and I should try to go watch him play if he comes to Beaumont to play United.

That's Zach Evans. He's a 2020 guy, and he hasn't committed yet per 247. He's a stud too though...5 star that would be our second highest rated recruit ever behind only VY.

This cycle two of the best in the country are from IMG in FL. We're recruiting both.

11 minutes ago, TXHORN_ET said:

I forget he’s still playing with most of Charlie’s recruits. Wait until he gets his kids in place. Wait, I’m beginning to sound like another fan base.

Our LBs already went full aggy today, we don't need you doing it too.

That'll do it for our conference championship hopes...

There's some points

Like walmart boudin to a coonass.

They're gonna bust the over before half time at this rate.

1 hour ago, TxHoops said:

If I could get a picture to post on this site, I would link up the annual aggy roller coaster...

I'm with you on this.  I've had 6 pictures stuck in my file for 3 years now and there is no way to delete them.  So that's filled my attachment allowance up and can't post any pictures.

It's very...aggy

9 minutes ago, TxHoops said:

Coach Skullet is furious and for good reason.  

Sober Holgo is not a good look...

Mack, I think Trump hit y'all with that ultrasound machine you were talking about on the politics board...

Battle of the barn...

11 minutes ago, PhatMack19 said:

Evidently the military also ultrasound based defense machines that cause the person shot to lose control of their bowels.  I don’t think I want to see video of illegals literally sh*tting themselves running away from our border.  

Dude... You watch aggy football every weekend. What's the difference?

18 hours ago, BearEssentials97 said:

The Houston stations have had reporters embedded with the caravan. They're mosy women and children. And the men are pretty much under 5 foot. This isn't the next sacking of Rome.  

As for the border agents, they have guns, vests, dogs, cars, ATV, satellite, etc.  They're gonna be fine.  If the migrants had any of that, they wouldn't be walking. They leave at 3 am to avoid the heat. The poorest person you know is bill gates compared to them.

Might want to broaden your news sources,  these are poor people who are making a desperate but blank trip since 90-95 percent will be sent back home.

Hmmm... Mostly women and children, eh. This must be the tail end of the caravan then, I'm sure these chivalrous young men let the women and kids go before them.