Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

14 hours ago, Bandwagon Ranger said:

Nah. Aggy is more like a drunk mom with a touch of the downs mixed in with a cleft palate. 

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1 hour ago, Bandwagon Ranger said:

ANY 3 loss team still ranked in ANY poll.

Watch it buster, that's the best 3 loss team in the country your talking about. WHOOP!!?

They all like to burn couches up there...

It's a whole village of Sayocs hand delivering the packages? That van could fit quite a few...

Just saw the score... Yeesh! Don't think Vincent Young is walking through that door at half time.

3 hours ago, BearEssentials97 said:

Your avatar and handle is racist. What if I changed my picture to a picture of you and called myself white man tears. Grow up, troll.

I would say you're trying too hard. Don't expect to get under my skin... You won't succeed. Good luck having a happy life with that perspective though. 

2 hours ago, stevenash said:

Welcomed to the land of "victimism".

I've found a whoopi face mask on the internet, think I'll put white paint on the mask to wear for Halloween. That way, nobody can be offended??

Just another 4* WR, welcome and hook em Mr. Washington!

How in the hell is his van legal to drive? No way he can see through the rear or side windows with all that crap on it. I guess because Florida...

As a white male portraying a black woman on the internet, I do not approve of this thread.

I'm praying that he doesn't get "Bradford'd" or "Bomar'd" in Stilly Stilly.

1 hour ago, AggiesAreWe said:

I know a few local guys who think why Baylor currently sucks is because Briles is no longer covering up rape.

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3 hours ago, PhatMack19 said:

5 post so far in the Texas game thread this week and 4 are about A&M.  Hmmm

Yes, Oklahoma A&M. Does that hurt your feelings?

So if OSU or MSU wins a title, does it go on the aggy wall of champions?

Per wiki, from 1891 until 1957, OSU was named Oklahoma A&M and their mascot was, as you might guess, the Aggies. No wonder why I hate them so much.

@TxHoops Night game in Stillwater, paddles on the walls, homecoming for the pokes, and 1988  Barry Sanders throwback Unis... Scares you to death \Mack Brown

I love the Pirate. If things don't work out with Mensa, I'd love to see UT hire him. LHN would be must see TV every week. Plus, his offensive scheme and our athletes would make for a potent offense.

Hard to win in baseball when you're playing 9 vs 15...

Ugh... So much fail in this series so far. We didn't get this far by hitting batsmen, walking guys, passed balls, etc. With that said, give the ball to JV tonight and take it to them. Win tonight at all costs, then let the chips fall where they may.

Please win tonight, Stros!!

On 10/16/2018 at 11:46 AM, Bandwagon Ranger said:

I think the whole "student athlete" gimmick has run its course. Just let them play and stop pretending that the majority of them are there to go to school.

We ain't come here to play school.--Cardele Jones

38 minutes ago, TxHoops said:

LSU and GA would have to beat Bama to win out.  Michigan would have to beat tOSU to win out, and, assuming a close game and both of those two win every other game, I wouldn’t have a problem really with both getting in.  

The biggest hurdle would be us winning out which seems like a huge long shot.  Plus we have the worst loss imaginable.  If OU beat us in a rematch, they have a better case because their loss to us is so much better than our loss to the turtles.  

Looking ahead to next year, if LSU finishes at 4th and in the cfp and UT is at #5, that's gonna make for an incredibly intriguing matchup.

Somebody needs to go get a bucket full of Neosporin for his hand as well. Don't need a big ol scab for Okie Lite, they may try to pick it and eat it knowing those weirdo's.

Where have you been the past 8 years? You act like Colt McCoy is gonna walk through that door tomorrow.  Fact is, we've been trash for a long time and are now starting to learn how to win.

And Baylor is 4-3 now. They're a lot better than they were last year.

@Tigers2010 Dude you seem like you're fun at parties. You complained about last week's win, and now again today. We're 6-1... Enjoy it while it lasts.

My God, I don't what's worse... The amount of commercials or the analysts talking about Brewer and his family the whole game. Put us back on Fox please.