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......some lightening up...
Teacher asked the class to use the word fascinate in a sentence.
Sally: We went to my uncle's farm and saw some goats. They were fascinating.
Teacher: That's good Sally, but I asked you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating.
Molly: Our family went to Rock City. We were fascinated.
Teacher: That's good Molly, but I asked you to use the word fascinate, not fascinated.
Little Johnny had his hand up, but the teacher knew she has been burned by little Johnny before. She finally decided that even little Johnny could not burn her with the word fascinate, so she caled on him.
Little Johnny: My aunt got a new sweater with ten buttons but her breasts are so big she can only fasten eight.
 

That's a big problem now, everything comes with "bells and whistles".   Haven't been car shopping in several years.  Wonder if dealers still stock cars with roll up windows, manuelly adj seats, side mirrors that you adj with your hand?  Our last two cars have both had tachometers.  What for?  A/Trans with 6cyl engines.  What good is a Tach?   Hadn't needed one of those since I got rid of my 1964 Plymouth Fury with a 383 4bbl.
oh, my rant:. Why can't I get it (it being anything) without all that extra stuff I don't want.

Feeding frenzy? Now whose hormones are out of whack? Duke lacrosse players were what color? And the stripper? Guess it wasn't offensive to make those distinctions, but mention religion and you've opened a can of worms. Go figure.

And ANYONE who believes that he/she is void of some type of prejudice fools only himself/herself.  By the way Dove, reporting certain instances and not reporting or  barely reporting  other certain instances, ALSO REVEALS prejudice and agendas.  I will ask you this again:  Why does virtually everyone in this country know the names/circumstances of Michael Brown and Trayvon Martin while very few know about Kate Steinle?  How many front page articles about the first two were written vs the last one?  Wanna guess the ratio of coverage by National TV Networks?  Although you will be unwilling to acknowledge that absolute fact, it exists and it is, in itself, a type of prejudice.

How quickly we forget the Duke Lacrosse case. Why should Al Sharpton get involved. It was just another black girl (sarcasm)....but let's not report gang raping a 5 year old.......I'll say it again....A FIVE YEAR OLD.
Your priorities are unbelievable.

Word is they will be adding SEC Champions to their 2016 list of accomplishments.  Aggy gave them the name of its banner guy.  

An elderly woman got pulled over by a cop and she told him immediately that she had a 9mm under the seat, a .45 in the glove box, and a .380 in her purse.
Cop: Ma'am, just what are you afraid of?
Woman: Not a damn thing.

For you, conference pride since 2011....none previous.

In this world Evil and Good exist in every race, every political affiliation, George W has made good and bad decisions as so has Obama. Their are good cops and cops that are rotten to the core. Some people have deserved police brutality and some didn't. Racism exist in every nationality. This site tends to be one sided at times, so i tend to argue against the one side. The good thing is i can do better, and I am man enough to admit it. Hate racism from any culture

Newtobie- please explain this to me:  " We need stricter background checks for American Gun Owners but we don't need stricter background checks for Syrian refugees

I'll be dead by then but I hope you younger people stop the stealing from the working man who paid their fair share and then some. Remember how everyone felt about Enron bilking the life savings from their employees? Government does the same thing except they give it to undeserving individuals.

Dems are like the kid who brought his basketball to the pickup game and if he starts losing, he takes his ball and goes home. This sit-in is very childish.

History is what it is. It happened and nothing can change that. I refuse to live my life in guilt and apologize for something I had nothing to do with. This is the greatest country history has ever seen. If anyone doesn't love this country, I'm sure there is a flight leaving tonight.
 

Dems are like the kid who brought his basketball to the pickup game and if he starts losing, he takes his ball and goes home. This sit-in is very childish.

All you lefties should be taking note of the Democrats shutting down the government. You people always try to blame Republicans for shutdowns, but this is undeniable Democrats shutting down government. And they are shutting it down under the guise of the Orlando massacre, when none of the bills proposed would have stopped it. So let's hear from you lefties who is shutting down the government and who is grandstanding. (Hint: They both start with a "D".) And if you don't take note and condemn this action, be prepared to be called hypocrites like you try to label Conservatives. (I'm going to be using this one for years to come.)
And it's ironic that the party that is supposed to be for civil rights is staging a "sit in" to deny people of their civil rights.
And please explain the difference in condemnable decorum when Joe Wilson shouted "you lie" versus what the democrats have shouted at Paul Ryan. (Another hypocritical action to put in the coffer.)
I know, I know. You have to wait until the Democrat leaders put out their talking points before you can formulate your own opinion that mirrors theirs. I'll wait.

You will always hear me whine when I see communism at the helm. Too many soldiers have died fighting communism to keep yours and my rights intact. I am not picking specifically on you. I'd say that to anyone who thinks there is a better place to live. Try Mexico....oops, those Indians were conquered by the Spaniards, as was most of Central America and South America. Throw the Portugese in there too. Try Canada...oops English and French. Try Australia.....oops, the English again. Oh the dreaded history of the world.

If you want, why not? Hee Hee
Man, if this keeps going like this, we may have 2 Big XII teams playing for the championship, and Im not a conference suckup. I just like TCU.

If you want, why not? Hee Hee
Man, if this keeps going like this, we may have 2 Big XII teams playing for the championship, and Im not a conference suckup. I just like TCU.

This is the hidden content, please Sign In or Sign Up Hillary's IT specialist invokes the 5th 125 times.  Wonder if him & her are guilty of anything?  Wonder if that's a record.
i took the 5th one time.  It was Jack Daniels  

She would probably slap them and say "Do you know who you are dealing with?" Then scream "BILL!. Stop them BILL"

She would probably slap them and say "Do you know who you are dealing with?" Then scream "BILL!. Stop them BILL"

I'd love to see Hillary step up on a stage and the FBI waiting for her and telling her she is under arrest for treason.

I've seen the same thing with a cigarette lighter........fully automatic matches