Saturday Headlines 9/5/09

[BMTSoulja1]

Alright.  Let's get the season started off right....

Keith 'Roach' O'neal runs wild on WB defense.  Central wins.  Stump quoted as saying he forgot to call the Orkin man...

Earl Heinz (sp) records 20 tackles 5 sacks to beat Ozen.  'X-Box' Kenny Threw a parade on proctor street in P.A. to Celebrate the victory with players.

(front page of the 'Beaumont Suprise'  )    :  PN-G Beats Crosby!!  Media and fans swarm field house to get audigraph from ex-Odessa Permian coach.

Vidor do good in their warmup with a pop warner team from St. Thomas...

Cougar carcus seen on train tracks.  Reports have confirmed that the L-train was seen in the area...

Dan Hooks was repremended for breaking the mercy rule on some crosstown team.  They refused to shake the Mustang players hand after the game...

[BMTSoulja1]

Bumpidy bump!

[shorttexas1]

The L-Train was the coolest (is that a word?) one!!

Bear Cubs Get Caught in the Cage with Ferocious Jaguars.  The Power Shifts in Beaumont!!!

Yawn!!! Vidor Wins!

Who Let the Dogs Out???  Because They Became Wildcat Dinner!! Kirbyville Victorious!

Looks like Dayton's Rebuilding Project had a Solid Foundation and Friendswood's Crumbled!!!

[Guest rykerx144]

New Polls out today! and Vidor ranked #1 among Texas private schools!

Jasper's Coach Bickham walks off the field in defeat, and ask his Sup, Who made this schedule anyway??

PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish!

Coach Hooks offers classes on "how to deal with losing a coordinator at an old age"  and no one showed up but Barbay.!!

[NDNWarrior]

New Polls out today! and Vidor ranked #1 among Texas private schools!

Jasper's Coach Bickham walks off the field in defeat, and ask his Sup, Who made this schedule anyway??

PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish!

Coach Hooks offers classes on "how to deal with losing a coordinator at an old age"  and no one showed up but Barbay.!!

Ok, that one CRACKED me up!  ;D ;D ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

New Polls out today! and Vidor ranked #1 among Texas private schools!

Jasper's Coach Bickham walks off the field in defeat, and ask his Sup, Who made this schedule anyway??

PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish!

Coach Hooks offers classes on "how to deal with losing a coordinator at an old age"  and no one showed up but Barbay.!!

:o  :D

[justsaying]

Funny stuff...

[justafan1]

Souring Eagles devour Lion pride.

Woodville grocery stores not posting new deli banners which say

"Lion the other white meat"

[Guest rykerx144]

Jaspers Coach Bickham tries to avoid the sequel to "How to lose your Job in ten games!"

[venom33]

coach hooks and the mustangs kick lcm in the crouch!  :

[WeedBegone]

BEAUMONT ENTERPRISE SPORTS HEADLINES

BIG NIGHT FOR AREA FOOTBALL TEAMS --check our web site for results because we go to bed early

BEAUMONT BOWL TROPHY MISSING---rumored to be an inside job

[Gabe]

coach hooks and the mustangs kick lcm in the crouch!   :

Can I use that one? LOL

[Guest EagleFan01]

EAGLES SOAR AS BUCS WALK THE PLANK!!!!!!

[AggiesAreWe]

" WOS wins a "closer than normal one" over LCM!!" (Hooks instructs a couple of the "homers" to get out their excuse books)

"West Brook eeks out a win over the Jaguars on controversial call late in game" (BMTSoulja seen running across field chasing after officials)

[BMTSoulja1]

" WOS wins a "closer than normal one" over LCM!!" (Hooks instructs a couple of the "homers" to get out their excuse books)

"West Brook eeks out a win over the Jaguars on controversial call late in game" (BMTSoulja seen running across field chasing after officials)

:D

[Guest rykerx144]

Beaumont Enterprise Sports Headline:

Friday night scores and your local football news:

Central at WB  (waiting on AP wire)

WOS at LCM (waiting on AP wire)

Jasper at Kirbyville (waiting on AP wire).....

etc....

etc....

etc....

[Javelina]

All of these on the front page with the last being on the bottom

West Brook beats Central in a OT thriller

WOS runs all over hapless LC-M

Ozen squeeks out of PA with win

We think there were a few other games played last night but we didnt really care to check

[vp93]

Cougar carcus seen on train tracks.  Reports have confirmed that the L-train was seen in the area...

Isn't Lumberton playing the Barbers Hill Eagles?

[BMTSoulja1]

Cougar carcus seen on train tracks.  Reports have confirmed that the L-train was seen in the area...

Isn't Lumberton playing the Barbers Hill Eagles?

My bad.  I don't know why I thought Lumberton play Crosby...

[Tiger90]

Examiner exclusive......canned nacho cheese in the concession stand isn't real cheese. :

The Beaumont papers are a joke.

[Guest JoesBros]

Examiner exclusive......canned nacho cheese in the concession stand isn't real cheese. :

The Beaumont papers are a joke.

     

[venom33]

coach hooks and the mustangs kick lcm in the crouch!   :

Can I use that one? LOL

of course!  ;D

[maverick]

New Polls out today! and Vidor ranked #1 among Texas private schools!

Jasper's Coach Bickham walks off the field in defeat, and ask his Sup, Who made this schedule anyway??

PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish!

Coach Hooks offers classes on "how to deal with losing a coordinator at an old age"  and no one showed up but Barbay.!!

LMAO!  These are all classics!

[Guest ECBucFan]

PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish!

Thats one of the 10 best all-time quotes in the history of SETXSports!  ;D

[Long Tall Texan]

New Polls out today! and Vidor ranked #1 among Texas private schools!

Jasper's Coach Bickham walks off the field in defeat, and ask his Sup, Who made this schedule anyway??

PNG hosts "after game dinner reception" and Coach Faircloth feeds 5000 with five loafs and two fish!

Coach Hooks offers classes on "how to deal with losing a coordinator at an old age"  and no one showed up but Barbay.!!

That is awesome! All of it.