Hagar Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Your luggage comes out of a box labeled Hefty. UTfanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LumRaiderFan Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 You go to your family reunion to meet women. UTfanatic and baddog 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullets13 Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 you cut your grass and found a car. UTfanatic, 5GallonBucket and nappyroots 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. nappyroots, baddog, TxHoops and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Your family tree doesn't fork. Hagar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Your front porch collapses and kills three dogs. LumRaiderFan and nappyroots 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LumRaiderFan Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 27 minutes ago, baddog said: Your front porch collapses and kills three dogs. Lol...been there...not the collapse, just the dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LumRaiderFan Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Your retirement financial plan is to win the lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 You've ever been too drunk to fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 You think Boones Farm Strawberry Hill is the best wine ever made. 5GallonBucket 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvc184 Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 7 hours ago, LumRaiderFan said: Your retirement financial plan is to win the lottery. There sure must be a lot of rednecks.............. JWB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LumRaiderFan Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 36 minutes ago, tvc184 said: There sure must be a lot of rednecks.............. Yep...many of them disappointed about their retirement plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 If you're job was to sit in the backseat of the Plymouth and watch the goat while your parents shop at a garage sale. 5GallonBucket and baddog 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 I read thru a bunch of Jeffs. This to good not to post. Anyone in your family ever hollered, "Come n heer & lookat this fore I flush it", you might be a redneck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RETIREDFAN1 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 You play fantasy NASCAR and fantasy bass fishing......l.l UTfanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Colmesneilfan1 said: You play fantasy NASCAR and fantasy bass fishing......l.l I played a bass fishing game with my son lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 If you post on a "You might be a redneck" thread. Lol LumRaiderFan, Hagar and UTfanatic 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 32 minutes ago, baddog said: If you post on a "You might be a redneck" thread. Lol Lol, got me again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LumRaiderFan Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 12 hours ago, REBgp said: I played a bass fishing game with my son lol hmmmm.....uh oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 10 hours ago, LumRaiderFan said: hmmmm.....uh oh. Lol, hate to ruin my rep, but I fit way to many of these post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LumRaiderFan Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 1 hour ago, REBgp said: Lol, hate to ruin my rep, but I fit way to many of these post Me too. Hagar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NDNation Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 You prefer car keys to Qtips. I use paperclips at work..lol When your ear itches..ya gotta do what ya gotta do. baddog and UTfanatic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 2 hours ago, NDNation said: You prefer car keys to Qtips. I use paperclips at work..lol When your ear itches..ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Or as they use to say, Scratch where it itches. NDNation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 If you think a good steak is made out of oak instead of pine. If you think Ramen noodles is a gourmet meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 If your momma dips skoal and keeps a spitcup on here ironing board. NDNation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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