Saturday morning headlines 2015 kickoff style

[BMTSoulja1]

Y'all know how we do this.  Figure I'd get this going a month early.  You know the rules.  We'll see how creative you are.  Create a title or brief article introduction of what you think the Saturday morning headlines (or in some cases, Friday or Sunday) newspaper headline will look like the day after your team plays.

[WildcatBacker]

"Kirbyville begins run to state with blow-out win over the Cardinals.."

[liltex]

Here's to hoping there's been a Gamecock spotted up in Liberty Co

[kicker]

"Same song, same dance. WOS shows why they are number 1 in turning BOJO into BOZO"

 

In other news..........

[BMTSoulja1]

Lol

[raideroldtimer]

Quiet, SHHHH, QUIET! Listen closely can you hear it? Listen, in the distance, it's the sound of a train, could it be? Could it really be?!?!? Just keep an eye out.........

[mytwocents-28]

[liltex]

​That kinda looks like BG in Titan colors a few yrs back while up on NShore in NShore,dang is that Soulja asleep over his shoulder

[mytwocents-28]

​That kinda looks like BG in Titan colors a few yrs back while up on NShore in NShore,dang is that Soulja asleep over his shoulder

Lmao!!!!!!!

[BMTSoulja1]

​That kinda looks like BG in Titan colors a few yrs back while up on NShore in NShore,dang is that Soulja asleep over his shoulder

Maybe.  Lol

[BMTSoulja1]

Bumpity bump!

[liltex]

All of Stews horses are now Stew's men= who gonna put Dayt back together again.Once from the stands came such a clatter Smokinbaby bet pink on the matter,Go cody,go aj,go ploch,& go wright,go Broncos,go Ponies & show em you'll still fight.The games not won on stats alone=Ripkowski's a 4 yr $2.4 mill signed fullback@Green Bay=Did this on his OWN

[WOSgrad]

Feds descend on Orange County to investigate killing of BOJO the Bear.

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

Feds descend on Orange County to investigate killing of BOJO the Bear.

you aint right lol

[vidor96pirates]

A Florida high school files charges at the Supreme Court Saturday morning. A crazy group of pirates beat down some tornadoes Friday night. Florida school claims every time they see the Pirate flag it offends them, and gives them nightmares. 

[fishcat]

What are they feeding them young men in Jasper offense line huge average 6ft 3inch 285lbs lots of speed also . Big defensive line & linebackers. They must be eating lots of red beans & cornbread along with them dog bones

[prepballfan]

PETA called in to investigate featherless carcasses of Falcons everywere. Indians seen leaving town in new headdresses!!!!!

[prepballfan]

Feds descend on Orange County to investigate killing of BOJO the Bear.

Oh lord peta would not be happy!!! lol

[BMTSoulja1]

PETA called in to investigate featherless carcasses of Falcons everywere. Indians seen leaving town in new headdresses!!!!!

I like it!

[Alpha Wolf]

Keeping it simple..."The Streak Is Finally Over In Beaumont"

[kcat-fan]

Cameron Yoe's season is darkened by a BLACK SWARM! 

[BMTSoulja1]

Ttt

[Bigdog]

Code red gets a yellow streak as they are run back across the Trinity by the Dogs.

[Stattrax]

WOS about to run into a buzzsaw in Week 2................

[CardinalBacker]

"Kirbyville begins run to state with blow-out win over the Cardinals.."

For sure... pigskinprep has y'all as favored by 39.

 

Too bad you still have to play the game and all.