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    baddog got a reaction from Tigers2010 in What We Have Become....   
    It Snowed Last Night..

    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    Moral:

    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.
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    baddog got a reaction from Hagar in What We Have Become....   
    It Snowed Last Night..

    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    Moral:

    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.
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    baddog got a reaction from SmashMouth in What We Have Become....   
    It Snowed Last Night..

    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    Moral:

    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.
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    baddog got a reaction from WOSgrad in What We Have Become....   
    It Snowed Last Night..

    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    Moral:

    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.
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    baddog got a reaction from Hagar in UFO's - The Truth is Out There   
    Funny how we can receive crystal clear pictures from Mars but pics of a UFO, hundreds of miles up, are blurred.
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    baddog got a reaction from Whoopi Goldberg's Lips in Texas at Georgia- Sugar Bowl   
    Two words.....Case McCoy
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    baddog got a reaction from UTfanatic in Texas at Georgia- Sugar Bowl   
    Well I guess that put a damper on the Maryland crap. I mean we are in the Sugar Bowl. 
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    baddog got a reaction from Crawford in Eagles @ Dallas   
    All the anti-Cowboy comments? Talk about a dead horse! Stick with that AFC east division where nobody can beat the Patriots.
    I only waited 11 hours this time. Of course I slept during that time.
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    baddog reacted to mat in NFL...   
    I don't care much for the choreographed skits after a TD. How much time do they spend practicing that stuff?
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    baddog got a reaction from Hook'em in Browns @ Texans   
    Browns being the Browns.
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    baddog got a reaction from Crawford in NFL...   
    I made no exceptions. It gets old.
    A team can be getting it handed to them all game long and they are losing late by three scores. A defensive lineman can tackle the RB for a loss and he gets up shaking his finger like , "Don't bring that stuff over here". What an idiot.
    We can all thank Mark Gastineau for this behavior. 
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    baddog got a reaction from Crawford in NFL...   
    Why does every play have taunting and chest thumping? Geeeez, these guys make more in one year than I could in 3 lifetimes. You did your job, now go back to the huddle where the rest of the players are that helped you have your moment. 
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    baddog got a reaction from Crawford in Eagles @ Dallas   
    This is still very early. Lots of things can happen.

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    baddog got a reaction from Tigers2010 in Eagles @ Dallas   
    This is still very early. Lots of things can happen.

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    baddog got a reaction from Hagar in The Truth Behind The Caravan!   
    Right after he passes the women's line and compares it to the men, did you see the guy flipping him the bird? Yeah, that's who we want in this country. People who already hate us. Well, the bird to them.
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    baddog reacted to STiger85 in Eagles @ Dallas   
    If the Cowboys play like they did last week, it won't matter what the Eagles do the Cowboys will win. 
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    baddog got a reaction from Crawford in Saints @ Dallas/ DALLAS WINS!   
    Going back to this game to say that these are the games I like to watch because of the defenses and every point counts. FGs actually mean something. I've said it numerous times. This game was like old school......Low scoring defensive contest. Anybody who watched that game didn't turn it off.
    It also helps if you win! Lol
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    baddog got a reaction from JWB in Saints @ Dallas/ DALLAS WINS!   
    Going back to this game to say that these are the games I like to watch because of the defenses and every point counts. FGs actually mean something. I've said it numerous times. This game was like old school......Low scoring defensive contest. Anybody who watched that game didn't turn it off.
    It also helps if you win! Lol
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    baddog got a reaction from LumRaiderFan in Here We Go   
    Here we have a non- indigenous tribe of people from Africa, which makes them the Invaders, protecting their acquired Homeland from outsiders. Here is what happens if you don't go through their naturalization process. Civilized people build walls and ask that you go through the proper procedures like so many before have done.
    American killed by bow and arrow-wielding tribe while trying to visit remote Indian island
     
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    baddog got a reaction from Tigers2010 in NFL...   
    I made no exceptions. It gets old.
    A team can be getting it handed to them all game long and they are losing late by three scores. A defensive lineman can tackle the RB for a loss and he gets up shaking his finger like , "Don't bring that stuff over here". What an idiot.
    We can all thank Mark Gastineau for this behavior. 
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    baddog got a reaction from Ty Cobb in NFL...   
    Why does every play have taunting and chest thumping? Geeeez, these guys make more in one year than I could in 3 lifetimes. You did your job, now go back to the huddle where the rest of the players are that helped you have your moment. 
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    baddog got a reaction from Reagan in Fact Checking The New Socialist Darling!   
    What is sad, is that could possibly be her answer.
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    baddog reacted to Reagan in Fact Checking The New Socialist Darling!   
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    baddog reacted to Whoopi Goldberg's Lips in Big XII Championship Game   
    I just want to say how proud I am of this team and how we made a decent year out of it. Did not start off on the right foot, but we battled and showed we're the most physical team in the Big 12. It's hard to beat a team twice in a year, especially one that is more talented than you. Let's finish the season 1-0 then hit there weight room in the spring. Big things coming our way over the next few years.
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    baddog reacted to JWB in Saints @ Dallas/ DALLAS WINS!   
    HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!
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