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The Quotes of Steven Wright: 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now. 19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good. 20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name 25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. 33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

So you don’t care if your priest sleeps with underaged boys, as long as he gives a good sermon. makes perfect sense.

Polite Slams: Did you mean to say that out loud?

Polite Slams: Even if the facts disagree, I’m impressed by your confidence.

Polite Slams: Wisdom has been chasing you, but you’ve always been a little faster.

Polite Slams: I can explain this to you, but I can’t understand it for you.

Just curious on what people are thinking.

That is their #1 prospect. He played his high school ball at Atascocita.

All the above. Just shows that Houston has a good farm system and made some good deals. Houston has dealt with more injuries to every day players and starting pitchers than any other team in MLB.

If GP would balance out their attendance zones, they would be 6A with NS

Is that good coaching or overall management? Or just pure luck?

After this last realignment. Last time they were 5A D1 before this time was 2018 and 2019.

Got a player named Matthews coming up for today’s game. I already can’t name them all and don’t know who is batting next. lol

When did Galena Park become 5AD1? I didn’t realize they were that big.

The Astros have played 93 games and have had 88 different lineups. They still haven't used a single lineup more than twice.

If you care to look at morals of past Presidents, even the good ones had issues.....right back to our first one who was a slave owner. Our first lady was a successful model and speaks 6 languages.....I have a hard enough time with one..... I voted for Trump to run the country, not to preach at a Sunday mass....... When I pick a doctor, it is for his skills in the doctors office, not what he does after work.....

I want to make sure to send condolences to the Wilson family & Humble Kingwood Park for the loss of their longtime teacher Jeff Wilson & family in the July 4 flood. Peace and healing to all.

Will not be surprised to see Ball drop out.

Obama: I need a VP dumber than me. Biden: I need a VP dumber than me. Harris: I need a VP dumber than me. Walz: Men use tampons.

Split the 4 game series with the angels. Heading to houston for the last series before the all-star break.

Really no negativity in my post, simply the reason they struggled vs Cleveland Most people already know that Brown and Hader have been pitching very well The main part of my post is that you can’t score many runs when you are not hitting with people in scoring position

Grow up, if you think a politician is going to exemplify 100% of your values, you live in la la land, Pick the better of the two, I choose to support the party that chooses not to support abortion by convenience and can determine what a man and woman is. But we all know this is about Trump and not a party for you.

Yanks beat Mariners 5-4 in 10 so we still 7 up

My point was we don't hear from you unless something negative is going on with the Astros. Then you make your presence known. You only come around when you have opportunity to be negative therefore why you make a post after a three game losing streak and not when they were winning 28 of 38 games and playing the best in the MLB the last month. I posted a while back that you wouldn't be heard from until Houston had a 3-4 game losing streak and well, here you are.

AggiesAreWe, obviously you struggle reading people’s posts The post started with how the Astros were playing good baseball and how the 3 mentioned players were good on defense The statements that were also true was that Brown and Hader had their worst performances of the season. The Astros vs Cleveland did not hit well at all with runners on base. The final truth was that the 3 players mentioned are struggling big time at the plate These are observations about the Cleveland series, nothing more and nothing less For some unknown reason you want to act like everything is negative with my post. The fact is, you are not going to score many runs when you struggle at the plate with runners in scoring position