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Englebert

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  1. I can provide plenty of counter situations to your expressed experiences. I have seen/read/heard plenty of stories in which people have been fired for poor performance but blame it on something else. I know plenty of people that have been "harassed" by the cops while falsely claiming "I didn't do nothing" (Black and White). Your whole poem was a silly diatribe aimed at highlighting your hatred of White people who you deem racist. I don't need an "open mind" while reading your dribble. It is self-explanatory to the point that even adolescents can absorb the bile. Are you trying to compete with MagaManTrust for stupidest retorts? Are you really trying the defense of "I'm conducting an experiment" routine? That is funny. No, that is hilarious. Wow, I do have a sense of humor. This whole thread has been funny. Explain to us how you come to the conclusion that this leads you to think of a sexual activity you declared on a family website. Would someone with an "open mind" be confined to expressing sexual innuendos in their response? Is that the best you can do...or was that another social experiment to test some undeclared hypothesis bound by undefined parameters. Maybe if you could string together some coherent sentences you wouldn't get laughed at so much. Your whole existence (on this site) seems to be predicated on whining about others and playing victim.
  2. I have a sense...I can smell garbage a mile away. Congrats again on gaining your first worshipper. How many more do you need to catch Trump? Way to derail another topic.
  3. Some more of the kindergartener calling his teacher dumb rhetoric. You are consistently hilarious in your vain attempts to belittle your intellectual superiors. At least you won over a fan. Congrats on obtaining your first worshipper. It's what you've been desperately longing for. Enjoy.
  4. Epic fail when calling everyone a "racist" to cover for your own failures. You should be embarrassed and deeply ashamed (I know your parents are). But society has given you a free pass. How's that for a rebuttal! I'm guessing you are pissed off now...in the same manner you tried to elicit...but failed. Did I succeed? Your response will be telling. How about re-evaluating yours and her (and whoever else) situations to expose the realization that racism wasn't the problem...it was personal failure all along. It's too easy to stereotype, which exudes the stench of laziness. You must have learned this from Biden. He blames more people for his own failures than anyone I've seen...well, until now. How I would love to have the ability to blame all of my failures on something like skin color or gender, but then that would just lead to personal failure. "...and that's the truth..." There is a topic in the football section about coaches favorite sayings. I don't know if anyone has listed this one, but it seems very appropriate here. "Excuses are like buttholes, everyone has one...and they always stink." Kudos for the ability to rhyme though. In my response I considered breaking out my inner Dr. Seuss, but this topic just isn't worth a second thought.
  5. Can you get some new material or is this all you got? I'm betting on the latter. What was the topic again? Are you proud that you ruined what could have been a very insightful discu....I almost got that out. I know, you would rather have a discussion about you and your manly inadequacies. What will be the next embarrassing post you deliver? Will it contain some morsel of insightful wisdom based on the topic or just your typical boresome blather. The drama is building. Let's anxiously wait and see. Come on little buddie...don't let us down.
  6. You do bring that special entertainment value. You sound like Biden...talking down to people that are clearly superior to you. That does brings value to this board...although it is a purely comedic entertainment value. But value none the less. You keep those childish, "fits of anger" stereotypes coming, and we will keep laughing at our "special little buddy".
  7. Can you point out my posts that resemble your accusations? No. That makes you a liar. Trump calls you a liar. This whole board calls you a liar. (That was fun.) You do bring a special brand of comedy. It's funny how you get riled up and lash out when someone calls you out on your own words. You predictably start engaging in old worn out stereotypes that leaves elementary kids begging you for new material. You better clean it up though or you will be thrown off again. It's typical of someone like you (you know, intellectually deficient) to rely of smut for retorts because, well, that is all you can muster. Be careful though, we don't want you in timeout...and miss your charming posts.
  8. You just can't help yourself. Your kindergarten classmates are laughing at you. Why bother? Because sometimes it's fun exposing someone's true colors. Arrogance coupled with ignorance is just a hilarious combination. Keep the childish quips coming. Also, add some more emojis to help clarify what you can't articulate through your own words...you know, create your own little picture book. That should raise your posts up to at least third grade level.
  9. Again, the kindergartener calling his teacher dumb. Will it ever cease to be hilarious? You "bothered" because you are arrogant. It's hilarious because you are not all that bright.
  10. The kindergartener calling his teacher dumb. You are consistent with your childish remarks. Your replies will probably get better once you reach intellectual adolescence.
  11. You should read the stolen election topic. I haven't read it yet but I'm quite certain you can learn something from it. You got called out on your stupidity and all you can muster for a retort is something even a child would be embarrassed of making. You are "special". Way to ruin your own topic.
  12. We already voted for a successful business man, and his performance was outstanding. But you and the nutcase Liberals threw a childish temper tantrum. Logic tells us that you and Liberals can't handle success, and are hell bent on keeping career political imbeciles in power. And you have the nerve to poste this crap blaming us instead of the real culprit...you. I'm guessing this is just your furthering attempts at comedy. I can't see how anyone with at least three functioning brain cells could actually consider this a serious post.
  13. Consider yourself all of the weird old men. Your arrogance is just hilarious...and frightening. It's hard to believe that a "friend" hasn't explained to you yet as to why we all laugh at you.
  14. That is a conundrum...although the rape part of the equation shouldn't be factored in. In any situation in which the mother and/or baby is in jeopardy, the decision should be made between the mother and doctor (and possibly the father, her family, the father's family...scenarios will differ). There are too many scenarios to list out in a written law. Morality should rule the decision, but morality is inheritably indefinable. A case-by-case decision is the best we can hope for. I started to bring up the situation in which the mother and/or child's life was in danger, but I hate this topic with a passion and decided to drop it. I think I will now partake in a drink or two.
  15. I really don't have a side either. If you think that human life begins at conception, then any abortion is murder. If you think that human life begins at birth, then any pre-birth abortion would be acceptable. I don't see how anyone can factor rape into the equation. It is either murder or not.
  16. We definitely know who is "full of it". "It be you", and everyone knows it. The pro-life crowd, along with many others, agree that sex education is the domain of the parents, not the school. Only Liberal nutcases think they own your children. The pro-life crowd, along with many, many others, agree that abortion procedures or abortion pills should not be a form of birth control. Once conception has been achieved, abortion should be outlawed. I don't know anyone that is against contraceptives pre-conception, and I don't know of anyone or any group trying to make it hard to get these. The pro-life crowd, along with many, many, many others, agree that Planned Parenthood sites are for abortions and should be shut down. If you believe life begins at conception, why would you want Planned Parenthood sites operational. I must assume this concept is too complex for you to comprehend. The pro-life crowd, along with many, many, many, many others, agree that SNAP (food stamps program) is corrupt and rife with fraudulent and/or ineligible recipients. The program should be overhauled. Only Liberal nutcases believe the worn-out false stereotype that non-Liberals want to eliminate food stamps for those who really need them. Looks like you outed yourself. Well, not really, we already knew. Only Liberal nutcases think fellow Libs should be free to live life with zero accountability for their actions. Everyone else should support and pay for their mistakes. I guess you are one of those fanatics. But of course, we already knew that. Maybe we should apply your philosophy to other situations. Let's say I get drunk, drive my car, get in a wreck, and seriously injure another person. Instead of society having to pay for that persons future medical needs, I can just finish him off. Problem solved. Let's say I get drunk, make a stupid wager and lose, and owe a guy a lot of money. I guess I can just abort him. Problem solved. Let's say I get drunk, meet a girl, and marry her. After sobriety kicks in, I realize that was a mistake. I guess I can just abort her. Problem solved. What other examples can we detail using your philosophy of life in which consequences of life choices can be resolved with termination?
  17. Are you suggesting that the Right orchestrated this? The leaked opinion from a Supreme Court Justice was a "move" by the Right? Any proof and motivational rationale? Are you suggesting that the Supreme Court should not render decisions that will likely upset one political party, or the other, or both in an election year? Are you suggesting the majority of moderate voters are pro-choice versus pro-life? Any evidence to support that? I have no idea on this. I have never heard anything suggesting one way or the other.
  18. Why do you think property taxes are so high? Is it because we have to pay for _____________ (fill in the blank). Take as much space and time as you need to articulate your position of anger. Please expound on your use of "hillbilly school districts" when spewing your vitriol. Name some of those schools you think are syphoning too much money so we can compare with the "non-hillbilly schools".
  19. Should we consider this post "words of wisdom" or should we refer to it as just another typical TDS post? We have come to expect nothing more. Trump is back, and the entertainment on this board is back. Keep'em coming "dude".
  20. How much did Putin pay you to post this? I would ask you to explain why you think Truth Social is a scam, but I've dealt with you before...and everyone can agree that would be a hopeless endeavor. I'm guessing your just mad because you lost out on your lifetime membership with CNN+. If spouting off like this makes you feel better, be my guest. It doesn't mean we won't laugh at you though.
  21. By looking at your posts, I'm guessing you are an expert at getting scammed. For some reason the old adage of "take advice from the experts" seems like "disinformation" in this instance.
  22. Vote Trump and get America back on track...and as a bonus maybe he will lock her up. Or take InMagaWeTrust's advice and vote for an incompetent fool hell bent on destroying America. No conundrum to be found. InMagaWeTrus strikes again with the worn out comedy routine.
  23. Blind and unintelligent responses is all you can muster. Remember, everyone on this forum is looking at your childish retort. How are you not embarrassed with yourself. Please explain. How can you continually post these ridiculously embarrassing "comebacks" and still maintain some semblance of self-esteem. Amazing. Please tell us how you do it. Way to derail another topic.
  24. Who is paying you to act ignorant? A quick review of your posts would undoubtedly lead one to believe that compensation can only be the incentive for so much personal embarrassment. Is the pay sufficient for acting a fool?
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