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ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS..........

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Footballer06

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Due to a shortage of basketballs, air pumps and Chuck Taylor's in the Beaumont area (thanks to the Co-District champs from 21-5A WEST of the Trinity River) Walmart is making every attempt to restock these essential items. As a member of the Beaumont Chamber of Commerce and Beaumont Better Business Bureau, we have literally dropped the ball again (no pun intended, well maybe just a little). Everyone knows in SETX that Beaumont and Underlying areas should have plenty of non-football accessories after week one of the playoffs. We are making every attempt to correct this travesty. Next year at Halloween we will only sell whistles and basketball costumes in preparation for the impending doom that 21-5A drops on us year in and year out. However, Nederland and the MCM area still have a few Basketball accessories but we are hearing they will be sold out around 10 o'clock tonight thanks to Dayton and KWP. Also, it's buy one get Ten free Brooms til 10pm cause after 10pm we are shipping them to the World famous Crosby Walmart. Tick tock 22 tick tock!!!
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Due to a shortage of basketballs, air pumps and Chuck Taylor's in the Beaumont area (thanks to the Co-District champs from 21-5A WEST of the Trinity River) Walmart is making every attempt to restock these essential items. As a member of the Beaumont Chamber of Commerce and Beaumont Better Business Bureau, we have literally dropped the ball again (no pun intended, well maybe just a little). Everyone knows in SETX that Beaumont and Underlying areas should have plenty of non-football accessories after week one of the playoffs. We are making every attempt to correct this travesty. Next year at Halloween we will only sell whistles and basketball costumes in preparation for the impending doom that 21-5A drops on us year in and year out. However, Nederland and the MCM area still have a few Basketball accessories but we are hearing they will be sold out around 10 o'clock tonight thanks to Dayton and KWP. Also, it's buy one get Ten free Brooms til 10pm cause after 10pm we are shipping them to the World famous Crosby Walmart. Tick tock 22 tick tock!!!

ok, have to admit, that's funny! HOWEVER, not gonna happen....PNG and Nederland will move on to the second round.

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Due to a shortage of basketballs, air pumps and Chuck Taylor's in the Beaumont area (thanks to the Co-District champs from 21-5A WEST of the Trinity River) Walmart is making every attempt to restock these essential items. As a member of the Beaumont Chamber of Commerce and Beaumont Better Business Bureau, we have literally dropped the ball again (no pun intended, well maybe just a little). Everyone knows in SETX that Beaumont and Underlying areas should have plenty of non-football accessories after week one of the playoffs. We are making every attempt to correct this travesty. Next year at Halloween we will only sell whistles and basketball costumes in preparation for the impending doom that 21-5A drops on us year in and year out. However, Nederland and the MCM area still have a few Basketball accessories but we are hearing they will be sold out around 10 o'clock tonight thanks to Dayton and KWP. Also, it's buy one get Ten free Brooms til 10pm cause after 10pm we are shipping them to the World famous Crosby Walmart. Tick tock 22 tick tock!!!


Good stuff! I like it. In the coming week(s), the Crosby State Champs t-shirts will be the new fashion item in Congo and Eithiopia as well. Every year around this time...
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Due to a shortage of basketballs, air pumps and Chuck Taylor's in the Beaumont area (thanks to the Co-District champs from 21-5A WEST of the Trinity River) Walmart is making every attempt to restock these essential items. As a member of the Beaumont Chamber of Commerce and Beaumont Better Business Bureau, we have literally dropped the ball again (no pun intended, well maybe just a little). Everyone knows in SETX that Beaumont and Underlying areas should have plenty of non-football accessories after week one of the playoffs. We are making every attempt to correct this travesty. Next year at Halloween we will only sell whistles and basketball costumes in preparation for the impending doom that 21-5A drops on us year in and year out. However, Nederland and the MCM area still have a few Basketball accessories but we are hearing they will be sold out around 10 o'clock tonight thanks to Dayton and KWP. Also, it's buy one get Ten free Brooms til 10pm cause after 10pm we are shipping them to the World famous Crosby Walmart. Tick tock 22 tick tock!!!



Pretty good. Hold on a minute if you don't mind. I need to go tell my son he can sleep in this morning. I mean no sense in him suiting up, footballer06 said we already lost the game. Huh ! He said he was going to suit up anyway. Asked whos the doof bringing a broom to a Nederland / PNG game.
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They don't have Academy they barely have internet, they run to McDonalds to use their wifi just to comment on this board. lol


Now hold on a minute Mayfield, I have Comcast Internet, it doesn't matter if I have to restart it every other day and it drops out periodically. That McDonalds internet is pretty stable I will admit though. I wonder who their provider is, I might need to make a move.
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Due to a shortage of basketballs, air pumps and Chuck Taylor's in the Beaumont area (thanks to the Co-District champs from 21-5A WEST of the Trinity River) Walmart is making every attempt to restock these essential items. As a member of the Beaumont Chamber of Commerce and Beaumont Better Business Bureau, we have literally dropped the ball again (no pun intended, well maybe just a little). Everyone knows in SETX that Beaumont and Underlying areas should have plenty of non-football accessories after week one of the playoffs. We are making every attempt to correct this travesty. Next year at Halloween we will only sell whistles and basketball costumes in preparation for the impending doom that 21-5A drops on us year in and year out. However, Nederland and the MCM area still have a few Basketball accessories but we are hearing they will be sold out around 10 o'clock tonight thanks to Dayton and KWP. Also, it's buy one get Ten free Brooms til 10pm cause after 10pm we are shipping them to the World famous Crosby Walmart. Tick tock 22 tick tock!!!

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Funny you should mention Walmart...ran a special on rubber boots, shovels, gloves and brooms...and have 22 lowboys loaded!!! Installed flyers on every car in the lot, soliciting to help you guys clean up the massive amounts of Panther and Horse crap...reservations have been made for all interested and buses will be departing Sunday at 6am....
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Due to a shortage of basketballs, air pumps and Chuck Taylor's in the Beaumont area (thanks to the Co-District champs from 21-5A WEST of the Trinity River) Walmart is making every attempt to restock these essential items. As a member of the Beaumont Chamber of Commerce and Beaumont Better Business Bureau, we have literally dropped the ball again (no pun intended, well maybe just a little). Everyone knows in SETX that Beaumont and Underlying areas should have plenty of non-football accessories after week one of the playoffs. We are making every attempt to correct this travesty. Next year at Halloween we will only sell whistles and basketball costumes in preparation for the impending doom that 21-5A drops on us year in and year out. However, Nederland and the MCM area still have a few Basketball accessories but we are hearing they will be sold out around 10 o'clock tonight thanks to Dayton and KWP. Also, it's buy one get Ten free Brooms til 10pm cause after 10pm we are shipping them to the World famous Crosby Walmart. Tick tock 22 tick tock!!!


06 what did you smoke for breakfast? That's some funny stuff.
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Lake Houston Sun
November, 15, 2014

CISD Board Approves Name Change.

The Crosby school board unamiously approved a name change for the new Crosby High School. Member Earl Boykin said the decision was easy based on the schools new location and their ability to win a playoff game every now and then. Once the school opens, the Cougars will transform into the Blind Hogs. Because everyone knows even a Blind Hiog finds an acorn every once in a while. The new school colors will be silver and white to better hiide the tears of disappointment.
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Lake Houston Sun
November, 15, 2014

CISD Board Approves Name Change.

The Crosby school board unamiously approved a name change for the new Crosby High School. Member Earl Boykin said the decision was easy based on the schools new location and their ability to win a playoff game every now and then. Once the school opens, the Cougars will transform into the Blind Hogs. Because everyone knows even a Blind Hiog finds an acorn every once in a while. The new school colors will be silver and white to better hiide the tears of disappointment.


I'm just thinking GCM fans need not try to discuss things such as playoffs or dissappointment when you have been pumping air in the round balls for a week now. Look a little ridiculous.
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3 Things wrong with this post: first, it's not even remotely funny, GCM like in all sports needs to step up their game bringing this weak kinda stuff to a grown man's thread. Secondly, what in the heck is GCM still doing on a football thread, get over it and move on, life after football, though hard, can still exist, look on the bright side, you still have the luxury of having Baytown tap water at your disposal. And lastly, really, c'mon man, the moustache in your profile picture reminds me of that time I found an old vhs tape in my dad's drawer marked, "do not watch". I could swear you two could be identical twins(in the face). Ok, I'm done with you, move to the back of the line there are playoff contestants that need some love tooooo!!! Go Broncos (never thought I'd say that) and KWP. Tick tock 22 Tick tock!!!!!
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Another article

Houston Express-Times
November 15, 2014 A.M. Edition

CISD approves new mascot name and Offensive Coordinator

The Crosby school board recently approved a new OC and mascot name in a closed door executive meeting.
It was a unanimous decision. School officials stated the CISD will try to sign The CE King OC to a lucrative deal in order to win the outright district championship next year. Officials stated the town is in unrest due to the lack of State Championships and outright District Championships. The district also sent in a petition to the Texas UIL stating the CISD would like to have all Texas football records deleted prior to 2008. A representative from the UIL stated the request was being reviewed and a decision would be made in the near future. A petition was also sent In To change the mascot name.. At this time we have had conflicting reports on what that name will be. As soon as we have factual information we will post the information to be viewed. A member of the community sat outside of the board room in disarray as the meeting took place.. After a short interview, he would not allow us to post his name or credentials.. He is described as a young, uneducated individual, wearing a shirt that read Swaggert, or something of that nature.. After the interview he drove off in his 1987 Yugo, that was filled will what appeared to be shop brooms from the dollar store. The journalist conducting the interview stated the interview went South after he informed the individual the the OC from CE King was a PN-G GRADUATE..
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Another article

Houston Express-Times
November 15, 2014 A.M. Edition

CISD approves new mascot name and Offensive Coordinator

The Crosby school board recently approved a new OC and mascot name in a closed door executive meeting.
It was a unanimous decision. School officials stated the CISD will try to sign The CE King OC to a lucrative deal in order to win the outright district championship next year. Officials stated the town is in unrest due to the lack of State Championships and outright District Championships. The district also sent in a petition to the Texas UIL stating the CISD would like to have all Texas football records deleted prior to 2008. A representative from the UIL stated the request was being reviewed and a decision would be made in the near future. A petition was also sent In To change the mascot name.. At this time we have had conflicting reports on what that name will be. As soon as we have factual information we will post the information to be viewed. A member of the community sat outside of the board room in disarray as the meeting took place.. After a short interview, he would not allow us to post his name or credentials.. He is described as a young, uneducated individual, wearing a shirt that read Swaggert, or something of that nature.. After the interview he drove off in his 1987 Yugo, that was filled will what appeared to be shop brooms from the dollar store. The journalist conducting the interview stated the interview went South after he informed the individual the the OC from CE King was a PN-G GRADUATE..


Sad, long and boring. GCM will be ready with tips for you on proper round ball inflation after the bronco stampede. Don't think you will need the pumps since you seem to be full of hot air.
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