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Stole it from Jim Carrey but thought it fit. His odds were a lot worse.

99 out of 100?........so you're sayin there's a chance!

Steve, great idea.  No doubt you could get on at the State Department, if ever in need of a job.  Working conditions are great.  Never bothered on your time off, and if a crisis comes up, it doesn't matter what you do, if anything, because no one is held responsible.  And you can have your own computer server.  And all the Top Secret info you're privy to, you can email it to your friends to show them how important you are, since hackers already have the info.  Only requirement is that you carry a laminated card with the 5th Amendment on it. 

Circle flies   A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed,
and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.   Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.   The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said "Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies".
So the farmer says "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket.
Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses back end?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses back end."
The trooper says "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says "Hard to fool them flies though."

Don't refer to them as Muslims. It might hurt their feelings........or Big Girl's

Big Girl, read this very slowly and take it all in. It is from CBS News...

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Politicians have left parties/switched parties since forever, but let's make a big deal out of this. Think about it, if you switch parties, then what domyou actually believe? I trust none of them.

Don't refer to them as Muslims. It might hurt their feelings........or Big Girl's

I would put the Ol' Big 12 in those days up against any today.  Would be epic battles.
That USC team was better than most college teams ever assembled. 
Of course... the following rebuttals will decide for me.
Have at it.

Better than all but ONE.

Some of the scenes for Bonanza, that were not hollywood sets, were shot at Tahoe. Very beautiful indeed.
Heard of a hotel on the Nevada/California border that has a stripe throughout the hotel dividing the two states. You can gamble on one side and not the other. Think it is in Tahoe. May be a myth.

There's no doubt in my mind that, for whatever illegal shenanigans, there's a bunch of our politicians that need Orange jumpsuits.  There's a quote attributed to Ronald Reagan that would be appropriate here.
I use to say that Politics was the Second Oldest Profession, and I've come to know it bears a gross similarity to the First.

Lloyd's of London won't touch that.

For what my opinion is worth:
1. Politicians are self absorbed.
2. Politicians are only focused on what issues "sell" and what stance will win the NEXT election.
3. Politicians are NOT concerned with your/our well being. (See #1)
4. Politicians have no moral compass. They will lie, cheat, and steal to stay politicians.
5. Hillary and Donald are politicians.

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Chairman Trey Gowdy, R-S.C., asked Americans to "read this report for themselves ... and reach their own conclusions." 

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I wonder if he will call for Muslims to apologize to gay people?

Wow, Sadaam's WMDs, Sharia law, Benghazi, voter fraud....all made up or paranoia  people take the freakin cake.
WMDs : If you don't think he had them (250,000 dead Kurds) you're and idiot.
Sharia law : If you don't believe it is responsible for thousands of murders, you are an idiot.
Benghazi : If you don't think that was very mishandled, you are an idiot.
Voter fraud : Geez, we have never heard how Bush won Florida so it must be just the right.
But hey, I'm just paranoid. How convenient an attitude instead of doing something about evil, just hide your head and it will go away.

Three women die together in an accident and go to Heaven! When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in Heaven: Don't step on the ducks!' So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place...It is almost impossible not to step on a duck. And although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'   The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck. And along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.   The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps... She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, But one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ...tall, long eyelashes, muscular!   St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?' The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a Duck.....

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

I hope I'm not duplicating an already posted link. If so, it should be posted again.
 
 

Does this go for his pedophile priests as well?  

It amazes me how Progressives try to paint the Right with their broad brush, while at the same time accusing the Right of painting the Left with a broad brush. Hypocritical is not a strong enough word to describe it. I really don't know what is worse, the fact that the writer can publish something so juvenile or the fact that many Liberals believe this garbage.

Only in Texas

......some lightening up...
Teacher asked the class to use the word fascinate in a sentence.
Sally: We went to my uncle's farm and saw some goats. They were fascinating.
Teacher: That's good Sally, but I asked you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating.
Molly: Our family went to Rock City. We were fascinated.
Teacher: That's good Molly, but I asked you to use the word fascinate, not fascinated.
Little Johnny had his hand up, but the teacher knew she has been burned by little Johnny before. She finally decided that even little Johnny could not burn her with the word fascinate, so she caled on him.
Little Johnny: My aunt got a new sweater with ten buttons but her breasts are so big she can only fasten eight.