SmashMouth

One would think that the IRS database would be made available to the Treasury, if it isn’t already. We shall see.

Not agreeing with conspiracy theory doesn’t mean I’m shallow minded. It means I don’t necessarily agree with your theory. I don’t agree that the virus was started by one or more individuals to further the advancement of the U.N.’s world takeover. I don’t think that’s shallow minded at all. I actually have a different theory on why this started and who started it. It’s probably more complex than the more popular bandwagon theory that you cling to regarding the New World Order.

Ummm, I can name a few. Do mothers in law count?

That’s what she said...

I heard the martians had a hand in this too...

Lol. Why yes it is!

He and his Family moved to Lumberton. Hoping for social mobility and a quicker drive to Beaumont.

For me, I would have to say Silsbee, if we are talking about the “what have you done for me lately” times.

Jack’s Pack-it in Beaumont has chicken breasts, ground beef, ribeyes, etc. Homemade Chicken pot pie that’ll feed 4 for less than 20 bucks and some really good King Ranch casseroles too. Glad we thought of them. Really good quality food.

A strapping young farmer’s truck broke while he was in town picking up supplies. The shop said they need to keep the truck overnight. He didn't live far and was debating just walking home. But he had bought a bucket and a gallon of paint at the hardware store and a a couple of chickens and a goose at the feed store. While he was scratching his head a little old lady walked up and said she was lost. As it turns out she was trying to get to farm next to his. "You could walk with me as it’s only about 10 minutes away but I bought more than I can carry" The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand?' 'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says 'Lets take a short cut down this alley. We'll save a few minutes.’ The little old lady looked over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely old widow without a husband to defend me ... 'How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull my skirt, and have your way with me?' The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens and a goose. How in the hell could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?' The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'

Yeah. My wife is already on that last nerve. She usually does most of the arse whippin up in here.

Either that or a lot more dirty socks...

Good lord save me. I almost "liked" this post til I realized who posted it. But maybe there IS hope after all. Maybe we CAN all get a long. Maybe one day the left and the right will all just agree to disagree but still work together toward the common good (enter Ronald Reagan and Tip O'Neil), maybe when Trump does something genuinely good, Nancy Pelosi will recognize what a great job he did, and maybe - just maybe - Hillary will FINALLY go to prison! Nahhhh - it'll never work... (Btw, CB - good post...)

I smell a friendly wager...

I gotta get out more. The “mammary gland” reference kinda got my wheels turning.

It’s not a hoax. It’s a gross overreaction. And for that reason, Trump, being the businessman he is, is going to figure out how to keep us all afloat, so your kind can figure out how to forgive the student loan debt, Give free healthcare, cell phones, internet, housing, etc. to able-bodied people who refuse to work. You should thank him.

There’s a difference. I pay in many many many thousands each year, because I’m willing to work for it, and not accept the fact that I can choose to do nothing and let the left wing-nuts keep me down by buying my vote with just enough to survive. I will give mine to my newly pregnant daughter and her husband to help with the birth cost. But those truck tires sound pretty good too... 🤭

I’d like to see one more debate, so they can both show the world one more time how BOTH democratic hopefuls are neither.

Yes. Just like the flu or a car accident.

Right. Let’s say only 1 person got small cox. Let’s say he died because of it. That’s 100% kill rate, but it’s still just 1 death. (Of course, we all know lots of people have small cox.)

770,000 deaths from AIDS in 2018. 40 million deaths in total. Hasn’t stopped anyone from doing the old in/out...

As soon as testing begins, the top number will become MUCH higher for the Wuhan virus. Regardless, what do these stats mean in regards to anything? BOTH sides are spewing BS. No matter who the president is during an event like this, folks are gonna die. It’s our goofy social media / PC society that has driven the frenzy to extremes. Trump is doing just fine. He didn’t start this virus, neither did the DNC. Talk to Mama Nature if you want to point a finger. I’m gonna wash my hands, cover my cough and stay away from people if I get sick...just like I always did. The good Lord willing, I’ll be able to get some TP before too long. I don’t really care much about hand sanitizer or antibacterial soap, so that’s not a big deal to me. The overuse of those items has weakened the immunities of the human race in my opinion. I could be wrong, but that’s how I see it. Went out to eat last night at an Asian (Viet Namese) restaurant. Neither Mass hysteria / self inflicted fear nor COVID-19 are gonna take that away from me. Probably go out (dine in - not take out) and have Mexican food tonight. Cuz that’s what I want. Everybody quit pissing and moaning and pointing fingers and do your part. Wash your hands, cover your cough and be sensitive of Paw and Maw’s possible frailty. Good grief. What are we doing to ourselves.

Mr. & Mrs. Strange’s little boy. 😎

Excuse me, did someone say my name? 😎