SmashMouth

I have to say I agree with this post.

VERY Nice!

That sucks. I wonder how many have the flu?

I’m still confused. Did the whole team get it?

Not a MLB guy, so was it the whole team that got it?

Then don’t work. Should they also not drive to work? Could die in a car wreck. My great uncle Duncan choked to death on a cheese sandwich. Guess he should’ve given up food.

But if they shut it down, they won’t be doing the job they love, will they?

Non district games are not meaningless at all. Ask ANY coach.

Under those circumstances, I believe you are correct. I know the main 4 letter ones, but there a few that I’m not sure of.

Since Obamacare, my healthcare has skyrocketed with lesser coverage Since Trump, I have paid less tax, my 401k has increased about 5.3% and my pay has increased approx 13%.

Dear Lord, if it is Your will, please answer this plea for help for the sick aunt and her husband, and please give patience and peace to their loved ones who so desperately need it. In Jesus’s name we pray, Amen

Thank you.

...and a condom. Just in case. And to think just a few months ago, he said we didn’t need masks whatsoever. Freakin make up your mind...

You ever seen “Pootie Tang” the movie?

I hope you are right. I think hate on the left goes in this order though. 1. Trump 2. Freedom 3. America 4. Satan

She’s black, female, a democrat & not Trump. They’ll love her. I mean, they got Biden who’s telling you, “You ain’t Black if you don’t vote for me”. I guess you can’t have too much problem with his girl Kamala. At least she’s not trying to take away your heritage.

Not in the Chinese alphabet / symbols, which Joe Biden will be introducing soon.

“Cole me down on the pannie sty.” - PT

In the words of my hero, Pootie Tang, “Sa Da Tay”.

That means you talk as if you’ve been smoking something other than Kools.

You high

I hate to say this. I hate to think it. I don’t care what anyone says, Kamala Harris will helps push Biden over the top. He really doesn’t need that much help with the vote as it stands. Hope something crazy happens during the debates, etc. and Buden is truly exposed for what he is/isn’t.

His hair. Duh. And his smokin hot wife and daughters (insert fantasy here). He’s the complete package.

Why are you scared of Lumberton? Y’all have a chance.

Pure and simple sexual assault! Lol.