Bigdog Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 [quote name="GoDogs27" post="1083534" timestamp="1318651748"]This may not be appropriate so I apologize if it's not. My all-time favorite is "Boy... You could screw up a wet dream!"[/quote]That sounds like Coach Eisemann. "Get up boy , your killing my grass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSU24 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 " Get your butt up out of that Darn frog stance,Looks like your about to take a crap on your ankles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 "I seen better hands on a clock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 That hit couldn't knock down a sick whore sittin on a pee pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STiger85 Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Coach to player, Hey when that tackle pulls you get in his back pocket. Player to coach, Coach football paints don't have back pockets. Coach to player, Well then get so close you can smell his fart!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaGhost Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 "that boy's dumber than a piece of wood" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainerbc Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Whenever a player is obviously telling a lie or a story, "He is peeing on my leg and telling me it's raining" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noles_Fan Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 Coach to Player after missing a ball during practice...Coach..."It would not sure so bad if you would catch the damn ball" But what the coach did not know was that the WR broke his jaw on the play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Blue Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 First day Getting helmets Kid come in with huge head, coach trys ever helmet we had, nothing fit. Coach ask kid, Son You got a Driver License, Kid said Yes Sr. Coach said let me see it. Kid ask ,Why coach? Coach said because with a head like that, the picture has to weigh 10 lbs ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bh89-2 Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 "Men, this is Beaumont Central and we are winners!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 "The Hill is for Real" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BWOOD Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Ronnie Thompson at Vidor in 77,"I'm so exicted you can't drive a tooth pick up my a** with a sledge hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titletown2 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Cornell Thompson to a ref before the start of the second half in a game at Jasper; "Is this the first live game you've ever seen?"Dan Hooks to ref: "Why don't ya take two weeks off and then quit."From another coach: "That kid couldn't play dead in a western!"Coach to JV kid; "Son, my gradmother is faster than you, and she's been dead 10 years!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberoneonly Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Ted Tate,kountze baseball...to umpire,hey ump if your going to screw me do it rite!!!!then Ted lay in front or plate on his back with legs in air.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tigersvoice Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 [quote name="Numberoneonly" post="1087006" timestamp="1318963168"]Ted Tate,kountze baseball...to umpire,hey ump if your going to screw me do it rite!!!!then Ted lay in front or plate on his back with legs in air....[/quote]LOL! A lot of class, that Ted Tate ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Runs Deep Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 [quote name="Numberoneonly" post="1087006" timestamp="1318963168"]Ted Tate,kountze baseball...to umpire,hey ump if your going to screw me do it rite!!!!then Ted lay in front or plate on his back with legs in air....[/quote]LoL Man thats good stuff!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swampdude Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Overheard at a WOS game in Houston.......Dan Hooks: Hey Ref! We work all week to get ready for these games and you come out here on one night and screw it up! How would you like it if we came to your job and screwed that up??? Where do you work??Zebra: NASADan Hooks: Well, no wonder we haven't put a man on the moon since the 70's!!!! ;D 8) ;D 8) ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coach pops Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 evaluating team after first practice. "well coach we're small, slow, and dumb. oughta be a good year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coach pops Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 you boys play like old people screw; slow and the wrong way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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