What will the Saturday morning headlines read come 8/27/11?

[LTrain]

[quote name="liltex" post="1025848" timestamp="1311005702"]
Indians of Sante Fe tribe "RAID"the Ant Mound @ their reservation.Queen Ant(in tutu) regroups for home field attack in just 7 days from those "RAID"ers w/ton of Lumber on brand new turf.(RAIDDDDDDDDDD)This stuff just kills me ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]
Hahahaha Good Stuff  :D :D

[bh89-2]

Blue Bell closed doors and moves to King Wood. 

No "Mighty Mighty Titans" around here.

Septic truck stuck in ditch, Dayton band unable to access bleachers before national anthem.

The Indian's DOT is gone, so losing with an explimation point is common.

Coogs running want add for QB and punter.

FEMA trailers being auctions after West Orange game.  Bridge City will follow next week.

BH rolls Dayton like a Beaumont fatty. 

Ozen finally gets VCR retruned by district.

Moye is seeking permission from UIL to play for Jasper again.  Diboll protest continues.

[liltex]

Like the Avatar there smokin and it tells the whole story that the Ant Mound will slay a pony when it snows 6"deep in BH in September ;) ;D

[daytonfan]

[quote name="bh89-2" post="1026503" timestamp="1311179028"]
Blue Bell closed doors and moves to King Wood. 

No "Mighty Mighty Titans" around here.

Septic truck stuck in ditch, Dayton band unable to access bleachers before national anthem.

The Indian's DOT is gone, so losing with an explimation point is common.

Coogs running want add for QB and punter.

FEMA trailers being auctions after West Orange game.  Bridge City will follow next week.

BH rolls Dayton like a Beaumont fatty. 

Ozen finally gets VCR retruned by district.

Moye is seeking permission from UIL to play for Jasper again.  Diboll protest continues.





[/quote]

It's kingwood.....one word, and they would probly beat the breaks off bh like everyone else does. 

[BHFAN]

[quote name="daytonfan" post="1026523" timestamp="1311183031"]
[quote author=bh89-2 link=topic=85729.msg1026503#msg1026503 date=1311179028]
Blue Bell closed doors and moves to King Wood. 

No "Mighty Mighty Titans" around here.

Septic truck stuck in ditch, Dayton band unable to access bleachers before national anthem.

The Indian's DOT is gone, so losing with an explimation point is common.

Coogs running want add for QB and punter.

FEMA trailers being auctions after West Orange game.  Bridge City will follow next week.

BH rolls Dayton like a Beaumont fatty. 

Ozen finally gets VCR retruned by district.

Moye is seeking permission from UIL to play for Jasper again.  Diboll protest continues.





[/quote]

It's kingwood.....one word, and they would probly beat the breaks off bh like everyone else does. 
[/quote]

They couldn't when they were in our 3A district ;D

[Guest The-NHS]

Neumann and Bulldog's Beat West Orange's Neu-mann.

Provost-Umphrey Fund New Bulldog Stadium After Witnessing Win.  ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="The-NHS" post="1026528" timestamp="1311184722"]
[b]Neumann and Bulldog's Beat West Orange's Neu-mann.[/b]

Provost-Umphrey Fund New Bulldog Stadium After Witnessing Win.  ;D


[/quote] I love it!!!  VERY creative!  ;D ;D

[prepballfan]

[quote name="BMTJags" post="1024979" timestamp="1310737527"]
Jags SUCK the life out of a TITan.

West Brook finds out about 'Ozone' (seems that everyone misspells Ozen, so I'll do it too) Awareness the hard way.  Left with several Bruins gasping for air.

I guess they didn't realize that Bears hunt anything in the water.  That includes 'Goose'.  Dinnertime in North Orange!

Who thought that Lions hibernate?  They remain dormant for another week.

PETA called to the scene and look for people responsible trampleing helpless bulldogs in Jasper, Tx.

The spirit of Reggie Garrett lives on as the Mustang players score several Touchdowns and point to the sky.  

The Indians refuse to call their opponents by their first name, Gregory, but rather call them Red Headed... Last name 'Stepchild'.

Texas 'High' may have a great elevation, but the Pirate Ship is at Sea Level.  Pirates bring them back 'down' to earth.  



[/quote]
I see your uo to your usual standards  LOL

[BMTSoulja1]

Bumpity Bump!  ;D

[tchamblee67]

That the Allen, TX Eagles look awesome!

[falcolnfanatic]

[quote name="tchamblee67" post="1034374" timestamp="1313183698"]

That the Allen, TX Eagles look awesome!
[/quote]

They better be awesome. They just built a 64 million dollar stadium ;D will Allen be playing in thier new stadium (miniature jerry world) this year?

[BMTSoulja1]

Ok.  One week left.  You know what time it is, Gentlemen!  Let's get it!

[WOSgrad]

Headline from PA News: "Nederland Police Chief:  'I don't know who let the Dogs out, but I know it certainly wasn't West Orange-Stark!'"

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="WOSgrad" post="1038418" timestamp="1313879857"]
Headline from PA News: "Nederland Police Chief:  'I don't know who let the Dogs out, but I know it certainly wasn't West Orange-Stark!'"
[/quote]I love that one!

[ozenfreshman]

Panthers sends the bruins into an early hibernation

The Jaguars hand PAM the 1st of 3 losses too BISD schools

WOS shows Nederland what would happen if a bulldog raced against a mustang

[Guest octfeb]

[quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="1025860" timestamp="1311007653"]
[quote author=liltex link=topic=85729.msg1025848#msg1025848 date=1311005702]
Indians of Sante Fe tribe "RAID"the Ant Mound @ their reservation.Queen Ant(in tutu) regroups for home field attack in just 7 days from those "RAID"ers w/ton of Lumber on brand new turf.(RAIDDDDDDDDDD)This stuff just kills me ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]Ha haaa!  I likes!!!   ;D ;D
[/quote] Oh WOW that is HILARIOUS!

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="The-NHS" post="1026528" timestamp="1311184722"]
[b]Neumann and Bulldog's Beat West Orange's Neu-mann.[/b]Provost-Umphrey Fund New Bulldog Stadium After Witnessing Win.  ;D


[/quote]This is the best one thus far.  Can we top it?  :D :D

[incognito]

Headline from Orange Leader:  Pirates kicks Tx. High In Debut... ;D

[BRONX ROX]

PAM anderson spotted sporting a new JAG skin coat at da Butch. When questioned said it was a gift from someone named "SCOOTER"

LCM Bears choke on [b]GOOSE[/b] creek memorial. Can they recover?

Cougar found mauled by a wild BEAR. post Merka era officially begins.

Barbers Hill wins by an ant hair.... 1 game closer to the Sept 23rd beat down.

Broncos put a chink in the Knights armor.......Who needs defense (in my best 2010 PNG fan voice)

[ThaGhost]

Panews: Titans travel to their second home and do a lil spring cleaning...shampooing all the spots off of their Jag skin rug!

[BMTSoulja1]

:D :D

[liltex]

Heard it thru the Grapevine Elkins graduated a big sr.class so Gladys Knight & the Pips cancelled the trip to watch the young Knights get whupped by 11 horses.JC kicks 55 yd field goal walking off sayin ye of little faith ;D

[BrenhamFan]

Cubs exterminte the Hornets themselves at the Den... Turns out, the Orkin man was booked for the next couple weeks, with the Ant Mound...  ;D

[liltex]

Pop and helmet falls to the turf in Orangefield,Bobcat player says to his teamates,dude those are some big buccanears,all's quite with no reply.Waz sup Cats got your tongue :D

[Mike George]

[size=18pt]Broncos light up the Knights[/size]