What will the Saturday morning headlines read come 8/27/11?

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

There was a "BUTCH SIZED" slaughter of Jaguars by a bunch of angry Titans Friday night.  ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

Your like a month and a half early, man!  I'm the Saturday Headlines guy!  And I can tell you that it WON'T read that!  ;D

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="BMTJags" post="1024774" timestamp="1310677553"]
Your like a month and a half early, man!  I'm the Saturday Headlines guy!  And I can tell you that it WON'T read that!   ;D
[/quote]  ::) :D

[liltex]

;D

[PoppaBearstarr]

August 27 2011..... Guaranteed....

[incognito]

[quote name="I dont play well with Jaguars" post="1024770" timestamp="1310675793"]
There was a "BUTCH SIZED" slaughter of Jaguars by a bunch of angry Titans Friday night.  ;D
[/quote][quote author=I dont play well with Jaguars link=topic=85729.msg1024780#msg1024780 date=1310678625]
[quote author=BMTJags link=topic=85729.msg1024774#msg1024774 date=1310677553]
Your like a month and a half early, man!  I'm the Saturday Headlines guy!  And I can tell you that it WON'T read that!   ;D
[/quote]  ::) :D
[/quote]

Must be the early, early edition.  ;D

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

im ready  >:( :D

[ndnsrock44]

I can't wait for the season and the "Saturday morning headlines" threads!

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="ndnsrock44" post="1024913" timestamp="1310700176"]
I can't wait for the season and the "Saturday morning headlines" threads!
[/quote] 8) 8)

[SgtRey]

[quote name="BMTJags" post="1024948" timestamp="1310729160"]
[quote author=ndnsrock44 link=topic=85729.msg1024913#msg1024913 date=1310700176]
I can't wait for the season and the "Saturday morning headlines" threads!
[/quote] 8) 8)
[/quote]
You know he's not going to show up that morning...

[BrenhamFan]

[b]Cubs annual hammering of Huntsville, sends them back with a message for the rest of 18-4A...  Especially Kingwood Park![/b] :o ;D

or

[b]Cubs exterminate the Hornets; Could this be connected to Dayton's extermination of the Ant Mound last year....  Who needs ORKIN with these 2 perennial powers[/b] ;) :D

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="BrenhamFan" post="1024958" timestamp="1310733735"]
[b]Cubs annual hammering of Huntsville, sends them back with a message for the rest of 18-4A...  Especially Kingwood Park![/b] :o ;D

or

[b]Cubs exterminate the Hornets; Could this be connected to Dayton's extermination of the Ant Mound last year....  Who needs ORKIN with these 2 perennial powers[/b] ;) :D

[/quote]LOL!!!

[liltex]

;D

[BMTSoulja1]

Jags SUCK the life out of a TITan.

West Brook finds out about 'Ozone' (seems that everyone misspells Ozen, so I'll do it too) Awareness the hard way.  Left with several Bruins gasping for air.

I guess they didn't realize that Bears hunt anything in the water.  That includes 'Goose'.  Dinnertime in North Orange!

Who thought that Lions hibernate?  They remain dormant for another week.

PETA called to the scene and look for people responsible trampleing helpless bulldogs in Jasper, Tx.

The spirit of Reggie Garrett lives on as the Mustang players score several Touchdowns and point to the sky.  

The Indians refuse to call their opponents by their first name, Gregory, but rather call them Red Headed... Last name 'Stepchild'.

Texas 'High' may have a great elevation, but the Pirate Ship is at Sea Level.  Pirates bring them back 'down' to earth.  

[BHFAN]

[quote name="BrenhamFan" post="1024958" timestamp="1310733735"]
[b]Cubs annual hammering of Huntsville, sends them back with a message for the rest of 18-4A...  Especially Kingwood Park![/b] :o ;D

or

[b]Cubs exterminate the Hornets; Could this be connected to Dayton's extermination of the Ant Mound last year....  Who needs ORKIN with these 2 perennial powers[/b] ;) :D

[/quote]

No extemination here, Ask them what BH did to them the rest of the year ;D Long live the Queen :o

[BHFAN]

I'll go ahead and help PNG out ;)

[b]BH finially beats an INDIAN, scalping Santa Fe at thier reservation[/b]

[incognito]

[quote name="BMTJags" post="1024979" timestamp="1310737527"]
Jags[b] SUCK[/b] the life out of a[b] TIT[/b]an.

West Brook finds out about 'Ozone' (seems that everyone misspells Ozen, so I'll do it too) Awareness the hard way.  Left with several Bruins gasping for air.

I guess they didn't realize that Bears hunt anything in the water.  That includes 'Goose'.  Dinnertime in North Orange!

Who thought that Lions hibernate?  They remain dormant for another week.

PETA called to the scene and look for people responsible trampleing helpless bulldogs in Jasper, Tx.

The spirit of Reggie Garrett lives on as the Mustang players score several Touchdowns and point to the sky.  

The Indians refuse to call their opponents by their first name, Gregory, but rather call them Red Headed... Last name 'Stepchild'.

Texas 'High' may have a great elevation, but the Pirate Ship is at Sea Level.  Pirates bring them back 'down' to earth.  



[/quote]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="VPirate" post="1024990" timestamp="1310738855"]
[quote author=BMTJags link=topic=85729.msg1024979#msg1024979 date=1310737527]
Jags[b] SUCK[/b] the life out of a[b] TIT[/b]an.

West Brook finds out about 'Ozone' (seems that everyone misspells Ozen, so I'll do it too) Awareness the hard way.  Left with several Bruins gasping for air.

I guess they didn't realize that Bears hunt anything in the water.  That includes 'Goose'.  Dinnertime in North Orange!

Who thought that Lions hibernate?  They remain dormant for another week.

PETA called to the scene and look for people responsible trampleing helpless bulldogs in Jasper, Tx.

The spirit of Reggie Garrett lives on as the Mustang players score several Touchdowns and point to the sky.  

The Indians refuse to call their opponents by their first name, Gregory, but rather call them Red Headed... Last name 'Stepchild'.

Texas 'High' may have a great elevation, but the Pirate Ship is at Sea Level.  Pirates bring them back 'down' to earth.  



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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[/quote] ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="Le Sgt Rey (French)" post="1024952" timestamp="1310732417"]
[quote author=BMTJags link=topic=85729.msg1024948#msg1024948 date=1310729160]
[quote author=ndnsrock44 link=topic=85729.msg1024913#msg1024913 date=1310700176]
I can't wait for the season and the "Saturday morning headlines" threads!
[/quote] 8) 8)
[/quote]
You know he's not going to show up that morning...
[/quote]That's cause he's still gonna be at the recovery ward at the SETX Medical Center after Memorial gets thru de-clawing the Jags

[raideroldtimer]

Okay, you want a Saturday morning headline for August 27th? Here goes...........

[b][size=18pt]BOREMONT RERUNAPRIZE RAISES THEIR RATES TO $6.00 FOR THREE PAGE NEWSPAPER, LOYAL SPORTS FANS MOVE THEIR READERSHIP TO SETXSPORTS.COM FOR MORE RELIABLE SPORTS NEWS!!!![/size][/b] subheadline reads....[b][size=12pt]PAPER ANNOUNCES CLOSING AS LAST TWELVE SUBSCRIBERS LEAVE.[/size][/b]

[liltex]

;D

[liltex]

Indians of Sante Fe tribe "RAID"the Ant Mound @ their reservation.Queen Ant(in tutu) regroups for home field attack in just 7 days from those "RAID"ers w/ton of Lumber on brand new turf.(RAIDDDDDDDDDD)This stuff just kills me ;D ;D ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="liltex" post="1025848" timestamp="1311005702"]
Indians of Sante Fe tribe "RAID"the Ant Mound @ their reservation.Queen Ant(in tutu) regroups for home field attack in just 7 days from those "RAID"ers w/ton of Lumber on brand new turf.(RAIDDDDDDDDDD)This stuff just kills me ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]Ha haaa!  I likes!!!  ;D ;D

[BrenhamFan]

[quote name="liltex" post="1025848" timestamp="1311005702"]
Indians of Sante Fe tribe "RAID"the Ant Mound @ their reservation.Queen Ant(in tutu) regroups for home field attack in just 7 days from those "RAID"ers w/ton of Lumber on brand new turf.(RAIDDDDDDDDDD)This stuff just kills me ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]

That's a good one!  LMAO! :D

[BHFAN]

[quote name="liltex" post="1025848" timestamp="1311005702"]
Indians of Sante Fe tribe "RAID"the Ant Mound @ their reservation.Queen Ant(in tutu) regroups for home field attack in just 7 days from those "RAID"ers w/ton of Lumber on brand new turf.(RAIDDDDDDDDDD)This stuff just kills me ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]

Uh still not funny 8)