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My wife and I walked into a bank to make a withdrawal. A man came in to rob the bank and lined everyone along the wall. He asked the man next to me If he saw him rob the bank and if he remembers what he looks like. The man said sure I do. You robbed the bank and are standing in front of me. The robber shot him dead. He then asked me the same thing. I told him no, I didn't see a thing, but my wife here said she saw it all and plans to tell the police everything.

An old physician, Dr. Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put up a sign that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500--if not cured, get back $1000."Dr. Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1000. So, he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory. I can't remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from Box 22 and put three drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh no you don't--that's gasoline." Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves.After several more days, Dr, Young goes back. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak--I can hardly see anything!" Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill. Dr. Young: "But this only $10!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back. That will be $500."Moral of the story---Just because you're young doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old geezer. And remember--Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good newsand I have some bad news.”The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

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The only QB was the 20th pick.

What doesn’t surprise you?

If so, it may be WOSs only loss. 😉

Saw a meme with Bill Dance giving advice. If your wife’s mad at you, buy yourself a new rod and reel. She’ll still be mad at you but at least you’ll have a new rod and reel.

Another challenge is being able to attract truly capable head coaches for the HC pay. Many very qualified coaches choose to go after AD positions that pay more.

A well managed grass turf is impressive. Not a schools manage their grass fields well though.

Many coaches could move right in and win with that WOS tradition and a stable full of well conditioned athletes that WOS has. However, sustaining that winning tradition is another story. Time will tell but give him a chance.

just read that Bel Air Police are checking Chris Rock's face to see if there are Fresh Prints

Everyone in the audience is a potential target at these events and you need to be ready to take it. On the other hand, if you're a comedian targeting someone, you need to be able to face potential consequences. C Rock took it like a man.

Do EVs use computer chips? Just curious.

It’s been in the works and will happen according to biblical prophesy. The video was too long to watch though.

Just had a discussion about electric vehicles. I can't confirm accuracy but what I understand is the batteries are good or warranted for 100,000. To replace them is $8,000-10,000. How does that affect the vehicle depreciation? Where do the used batteries go?

A recent quote from Peevey in the Bum Phillips award story about hiring great support staff. "If I'm the smartest person in the room, I'm in the wrong room."

Certain small circles have made some racist claims about CT. If as you say, the term suspect refers to a criminal, it does not single out a race. If a coach from another school. say one with a majority of white athletes, were to use the term "suspects", would it be racist? I assume not. So because of where CT coaches, his comment is racist? Reality is my friend, you have twisted this into a race issue because of the race of the athletes which in turn makes you the racist.

Women's Ass size study There is a new study just released by the AmericanPsychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their butts.The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway

You sound bitter because you chose a wrong career path rather pursuing a cushy overpaid part time career.

That's a possibility down the road. Not now though.

Turf will be nice but the tennis courts and restrooms will be a huge improvement. LCM currently has no tennis courts but has a growing tennis program. The stadium restrooms are very small and outdated.

Very interesting. There's a lot of variables to be considered with this move. I'll be interested to see how successful it is by the end of next year.

Gas just told lumber, ”Hold my beer”

I went to Kelly bluebook to get the current value of my vehicle. They asked if the fuel tank was full or empty.