Well the preparations are done. Livingston has a huge surprise for Ned. Reckon what it is? Probably something totally insurmountable. A real live lion? A sasquatch? A Liger (thats half lion half tiger). A 400 yd passing game? A megatron(whatever that is)? A Hypnotist? A big giant armadillo? Tyarmadillus Rex. (The tyrant armadillo king). Whatever it is we sho is scared. Maybe its walkin the walk instead of talkin the talk. You know the great part about this matchup is that there's absolutely no pressure on Ned. If they win it will be a huge upset. If they lose then they were supposed to. Some of Livingstons fans have warned us. We sho do appreciate the heads up. Gosh. If the unthinkable, impossible, nightmarish, one chance in a million happens and them poor, undersized, young, fearful, overmatched, slow, disorganized, nervous, undisciplined, lethargic, cowering, overrated Bulldogs were to happen to pull off the unthinkable, abominable, unlikely, never spoken of in public, ridiculous to imagine, task beyond all odds and win this game it's gonna be a long drive back to the woods. Maybe someone would truck in a bunch of counselors to help the populace up there overcome such tragedy. Course if Ned loses as we all know they will because we was warned then we simply go back to work to try and earn a spot in the playoffs. Pretty simple. We ain't no good cause the ultra famous Livingston oracles have said so, therefore it has to be true. They'll probably be state champs again this year in both divisions because the stars are properly aligned and someone up there has a chickens foot and maybe some other voodoo stuff. I'm hidin under my computer desk tomorrow night cause I'm a coward and scared of all that secret stuff. Lawd hep us. It ain't our fault. I better go have another beer medicine cause I feel another cryin fit comin on. Bye bye.