LumRaiderFan

Even though some policies I didn't agree with, his heart was for our nation! He was one of the good ones! Proud American

I'll even bet the longer he's gone, the better his policies pay off.

Good deal.

But you do, right?
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But you do, right?
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Andrew ringing the bell!
 

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In a Louisiana Church one Sunday morning, the preacher said, “Anyone with special needs, who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front of the alter”.  With that, Boudreaux got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher ask, “Boudreaux, what do you want me to pray about for you”?  
Boudreaux replied, “Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing”.  The preacher placed one finger in one of Boudreaux’s ears, and his other hand on Boudreaux’s head, then he prayed, and prayed, and prayed.  Soon the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.  
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and ask, “Boudreaux, how is your hearing now?  Boudreaux replied, “I don’t know yet preacher, it ain’t till next Thursday”.

Three ladies, 2 young, & 1 older, were sitting naked in a sauna.  Suddenly, there was a beeping sound from 1 of the young women.  She pressed her forearm & the beeping stopped.  The other 2 looked at her questioningly.  She said, That was my pager.  I have a microchip inserted under the skin in my forearm.  
A few minutes later, a phone rang.  The other young lady lifted her palm to her ear.  When she finished, she explained, that was my Mobil phone, I had a microchip inserted in my hand.  
The older lady felt very low tech, and out of touch, but she had to come up with some kind of plan to impress these young upstarts.  Then she got an idea.  She stepped out of the sauna and went to the restroom.  She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.  The 2 young ladies pointed & said, what is that.  The old lady glanced around at the toilet paper and said, Well, will you look at that.  I’m getting a fax.

This is a good video that explains it 

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I'll interpret what you just said, I don't know...I don't know...I don't know, but I really want you to think I know.

I have a story about a guinea and how mean those things are.  Let's go back in time then I was around 7 or 8 years old.  I'm at the farm with my dad.  He's working on a tractor and I'm being a typical 7 or 8 year old boy.  You know, running around acting like a wild child because there's no rules on the farm.  Go where you want, drive what you want, just be back by dark.  Anyway, we have cows, chickens, guineas and couple of dogs that live on the farm.  One of the dogs, Sunshine, recently had a small litter of puppies.  Being a good mom, she kept the puppies in her dog house and was very protective.  I had a very good relationship with our farm dogs and Sunshine would let me in the doghouse in order to check on her pups.  Well, this particular day some of the pups had wandered out of the doghouse.  I decided that it was my job to round them up and put them back in.  Little did I know that one of the guinea's was now sharing the doghouse with Sunshine and her pups.  As a matter of fact, the guinea had a nest made in the dog house and had babies of her own.  After I got the last puppy back into the house I decided that it would be a good ideal to grab one of the cute little guinea chicks and show my dad.  Talk about a bad move!  As I'm coming out of the dog house the mother guinea see's me holding one of her babies.  She runs up to me jumps/flies into the air and lands on my shoulders.  She digs her razor sharp claws into my shoulders and starts pecking me in the head with her beak.  I'm standing there scared to death and completely frozen because a guinea is attacking me.  It continues to peck away at my head.  My dad, still working on the tractor, hears the commotion and comes to see what's going on.  He comes to my rescue, gets the guinea off of my shoulders and tells me to put the baby guinea down.  I'm standing there with tears rolling down my face and my dad can't stop laughing.  I had claw marks in my shoulders and 4 knots on my head for about a week.  Not sure how I wasn't bleeding.  I never messed with those guinea chicks again and to this day, if I see a guinea, I make sure to stay away from it.  I'm 42 years old now and my dad still likes to tell this story when he gets the chance.  

And you have no idea what their intent was...did you even read my last post?
He was in that area for some reason and the evidence points to him wanting to show there is good in most people. 
His own words  No greater revelation has come from our journey than this.
I've read enough of your posts to realize that your sole purpose in any exchange is to be proven right...no matter what.
Their story backs up the articles posted...sorry if your ego won't let you see that.

Tragically true!

So what you need is a BET newspaper, correct?

mental disorder

She had my respect.  Great voice.
RIP Aretha

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lol...they just don't get it.  Can't get out of their own way.
Carry on.

The most consistent thing I find in Liberals is there inability to admit it when the Dems screw the pooch.  They’ll he-haw around.  Bring up Republican mistakes.  Change the subject.  Mention slavery (as if the Republicans caused it).  Start name calling and cussing.  And finally call you a racist that only watches FOX News (which I rarely do).  But for them to say the Democrats made a mistake, why heck, that’s sacrilege. 

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Drop the mic.
 

Most libs are entertaining when they say what’s actually on their mind. There are several on this board that crack me up with their nonsense.
 

As the old adage goes, only low information idiots believe this.  

As the old adage goes, only low information idiots believe this.  

As the old adage goes, only low information idiots believe this.