Saturday Headlines 10/17/2009

[BMTSoulja1]

Let's get this thing started!

[BMTSoulja1]

ttt

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

"MEDIA BANNED FROM USING SILSBEE TIGERS OR WO-S MUSTANGS IN HEADLINES, FEAR OF RIOTS AND LOOTING STILL LINGER"

Jasper vs Huntington.....Huntington a no show, claims light was stuck on red at intersection.

Hampshire Fannett found scattered all over East Tx

[BUC EM UP]

The Buccaneers slay the Panthers,  and were actually generous enough to cook up a batch of Sex Panther for the Channel 4 News Team.

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

The Buccaneers slay the Panthers,  and were actually generous enough to cook up a batch of Sex Panther for the Channel 4 News Team.

ahhh can you have sex with a panther?

[liltex]

Claude Balls did once.

[Bigdog]

Ok, let's keep this PG-13 please.

[vidor96pirates]

PNG forfeits game to Vidor ! Unbeaten streak over!

All the Indians made their reservations at Golden Corral, because they heard thats where the Pirates always go. Vidor waits 10 minutes and calls  10 minute rule so  PNG must forfeit game.

[FritoBandito]

Tigers Find un-opened can of wup A$$ that Mustangs left behind and use it on Cardinals

[underarmor]

Bmt.Enterprise says they will cover girls volleyball if they play on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

[TexAgNDN]

Mythical Kraken Sighted at The Rez, Pirates Seen Clinging to Debris Rafts

[the sports guy]

Jasper vs Huntington.....Huntington a no show, claims light was stuck on red at intersection.

funny!

[vidor96pirates]

WOS forfeits football game due to boys wanting to play volleyball.

[SgtRey]

SGT'S WEEKLY 10/17/2009

Gander's wings clipped by Bruins, 28-14, (What's a Gander?)Ganders seen running towards Lost River on I-10.

BAYTON stRANGERS INVADE PORT ARTHUR, TITANS SHOW'EM THEIR HINES(HINEES), AND WHIP EM 35-10,  AND PUNT THEM WEST TO 146.

Channelview dominates NS 65-0!!....oops, I mean NS dominates Channelview 65-0!!

Jaguars somehow beat Nederland from Beaumont!!, 36-7....Modern Marvels KEEP AMAZING THE WORLD.

Lumberton over Ozen, 28-7, SGT's Weekly reports, fans in the stands still swearing they beat Vidor!!

Vidor's Little sister, Deweville, found crying on HWY 12..."Can't we all just get along" after the Warriors thrashing, 35-10.

[knucklebuster21]

NO NEWS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Beaumont Enterprise went Bankrupt and left Southeast Texas... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hull runs home crying cause they got beat AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ozenfreshman]

the panthers knock the l-train off its tracks

the jaguars turn the bulldogs into poodles

png makes the pirates walk their own plank

[raid07]

Jaguars "vick" the bulldogs 31-13

Pirates forget PNG has districts best defense and runs for 400 + in romp 42-21

Livingston takes the battle out of the bears 38-17

Lumberton finally puts it together against improved Ozen team. 28-10

[Anafanatic]

Panthers sink the Buccaneers ship and "claim the booty!" (ie: Chambers County Cup)

[D3zii]

Jaguars "vick" the bulldogs 31-13

Pirates forget PNG has districts best defense and runs for 400 + in romp 42-21

Livingston takes the battle out of the bears 38-17

Lumberton finally puts it together against improved Ozen team. 28-10

Lol nice One

[AggiesAreWe]

"Silsbee welcomes Bridge City to the Tiger Homecoming, then treats the Cards like a homecoming opponent, Tigers win 35-0!"

"WOS JV finishes off Hamshire-Fannett in running clock game, 60-0"

"Orangefield outlasts Hardin-Jefferson, win on last play, 49-45"

[BMTSoulja1]

Houston Chronicle special:

West Brook Beats Baytown Lee.  Reports that the 60 degree weather caused Gander players to suffer from heat exhaustion.  If the weather were better, Lee would have won... : :

The Titans become the 'Lone Ranger' Friday night

North Shore gets fined for breaking the Mercy rule.  84-0.  (is this a state record?)

Horse meat did not agree with the Barbers Hill Eagle

Jaguars  mistake the Bulldogs for a 'hot dog'

There was a saying, Lions, Tigers, and Bears.  After Livingston pays a visit, the saying havechange to Lions and Tigers.

The L-Train leaves roadkill in it's wake in West End Beaumont.

Parade still going on in the streets of Silsbee.  A SETXsports Brodcaster leading the charge.

An article of excuses from the WO-S loss last week published by the Orange Leader.  Article is 28 pages long.

[BigWolf10]

Houston Chronicle special:

West Brook Beats Baytown Lee.  Reports that the 60 degree weather caused Gander players to suffer from heat exhaustion.  If the weather were better, Lee would have won... : :

The Titans become the 'Lone Ranger' Friday night

North Shore gets fined for breaking the Mercy rule.  84-0.  (is this a state record?)

Horse meat did not agree with the Barbers Hill Eagle

Jaguars  mistake the Bulldogs for a 'hot dog'

There was a saying, Lions, Tigers, and Bears.  After Livingston pays a visit, the saying havechange to Lions and Tigers.

The L-Train leaves roadkill in it's wake in West End Beaumont.

Parade still going on in the streets of Silsbee.  A SETXsports Brodcaster leading the charge.

An article of excuses from the WO-S loss last week published by the Orange Leader.  Article is 28 pages long.

Like the Geico say"OH DEA" ;D ;D

[The Real Black and Gold]

pirates beat indians, NAZERETH and IndianForever seen exchanging friendship bracelets and talking about how lucky vidor is

[LTrain]

:D ;D ;D ;D :D funny stuff

[BMTSoulja1]

soulja, you are as cocky as everybody else is on this forum i cant wait until you get beat and get beat bad it may not be by the indians, but i guarantee you central will not even make it to the state finals mark my words ;) ;) ;) ;)

What?  Not cocky.  I'm just putting th Saturday headlines.  Blame the 'Beaumont Suprise', the 'Orange Missleader', 'the Houston Barnicle' , and the 'Port Arthur Snooze'... ;D ;D