funny comments you can yell at the zebras

[TheRef]

Yes, I do know old country Hicks. Now if you want somebody that can sit in the stands and tell you what those refs are doing wrong on the field, he is your guy. A stickler for rules all the way down to the whole crew were not wearing the same socks. I saw him jump a crew one night because 2 of the guys socks did not match the rest of the crew. But I would not trade him for the world. He was not asked to be a big 12/ nfl recruiter of refs for not being knowledgable of the game.

[jackhammer]

"No wonder Coach Hooks will never use the Beaumont chapter again!"

[smith]

Do NOT yell anything at this Ref  (except good call)

This is the hidden content, please

• Sign In
• or
• Sign Up

[TheCardinalFan]

The Coach on the side line has tobe aware of the flatulant side judge, he can take it and dish it out.

[WOSHIGHc/o2001]

My Favorite is " Get off your knees ref your blowing the game"    This is used a lot at LU Games.... Great Southland Conference Officials...

Works better in baseball because of the ump behind the plate is on his knees.  I don't care where I am, or how old I may be I still laugh everytime I hear this.

[football fan34]

if a ref wanted to they could call a holding call on nearly every play cause someone is getting held or should i say 99.9% of the time there holding?

[jrrd2010]

If you dont have something funny to say about refs then dont say anything!! Make you a post and yall argue about what should be said and talk about dumb **** 99.9% of yalls time.

Thank you!!!

[TheRef]

Big Bob must be from an area that has a losing team. Probably the Refs fault.

Now Thats Funny Right There I don't Care Who You Are!

[jrrd2010]

Big Bob must be from an area that has a losing team. Probably the Refs fault.

Now Thats Funny Right There I don't Care Who You Are!

No the team that I support is 6-0

[RustedCutlass]

if a ref wanted to they could call a holding call on nearly every play cause someone is getting held or should i say 99.9% of the time there holding?

I've heard NFL game commentators say the same thing. If the hold is on the outside it is usually called. A hold in the middle of the line is not as easily seen and they can usually get away with it. At least that is the way I have heard it explained before.

Ref, feel free to correct me.  ;D

[Slam14]

Big Bob must be from an area that has a losing team. Probably the Refs fault.

Now Thats Funny Right There I don't Care Who You Are!

No the team that I support is 6-0

I once heard a ref say "If I called holding every time I saw it, that team wouldn't be 6-0!"  ;D

[Javelina]

Best I heard was at the Deweyville East Chambers game last year whe the Deweyville coach was arguing with a ref and a D-ville fan said HIT HIM IN THE MOUTH!!!

[iamthekingbee]

Yes, but we were talking to the Ref!!!!!!!

Best I heard was at the Deweyville East Chambers game last year whe the Deweyville coach was arguing with a ref and a D-ville fan said HIT HIM IN THE MOUTH!!!

[TheRef]

Your right holding is a problem and could be called on just about every play and the game could last all night long! When the flags fly on a football field it is because the penalty either had a direct effect on the play or it is called because of a player trying to intentionally hurt another player. If the ball is being run to the right, take a sweep play for instance, and there is holding on the left side of the line, and the runner has already turned the corner, the ref will normally not throw a flag due to the fact that it had no bearing on the play and that big lineman is probably going to get about 15 yards down the field by the time the running back turns on the jets and crosses the goal line. If you ever see a ref talking to the players down on the field, you can bet thatthe ref is telling that player " hey, I saw what you did on that last play, it better not happen again or it could cost your team some yardage." This normally works and the game does not have to be delayed.

But I agree with Big Bob this thread is for the funniest thing you have ever heard yelled at the ref.

The best one I have heard while I was on the field. I was calling the OF vs. HJ JV game last year. Now remember I have kids that go to HJ. I was working the OF sideline and I heard some one in the stands on the home side call me by my first and last name and tell me if I could not do any better than that, then I just needed to go home.

Also, Big Bob congradulations on that 6-0!

[vidor pirate]

here are 2 that i use frequently

first off

sing the three blind mice song

you know how it goes:

three blind mice, three blind mice, see how they run, see how they run...

secondly

nits and bolts, nuts and bolts, we got screwed!!!

[lhssr75]

Comment from a coach to a ref:  I guess they're gonna have to draw blood before we get a call.

Comment from a ref to a coach:  It ain't nothin' til I say it's somethin'.

[Titletown2]

Coach to a ref; "Is this the first game you've seen in person?"

[Dp#2fan]

My Favorite is: " your so crooked they will have to screw you in the ground when you die" that is hilarious

[snafu]

Hey Ref that yellow hanky isn't for blowing your nose!

or on the other side of the coin...

I bet your going to need Tommy John surgery after throwing that many flags!!

[2MADRE]

Go back to your day job cause you stink at your night job.

[snafu]

HEY the village called .... they want their IDIOT back!

[LHSALLZONE]

99.9% , now thats a joke right there. sorry but ol nfl hock doesnt score 99.9%. maybe them monday

evening meetins is just a cry session. maybe thats where the call money is split up ;D ;D ;D

dont throw that flag until u know that the team is scoring a touch down or a crucial first down. :o

funny quote: hey ref your check is ready on the opponents sideline, see head coach ;D ;D ;D

hey ref, see you are dressed in prison uniform, cause u just raped us, nice stripes :'( :'( :'( :'(

[swampdude]

Hey Ref!  If you had one more eye you would be a cyclops!

[raideroldtimer]

Hey ref, you call that ball short by inches? I heard your wife say the same thing............

[swampdude]

Actually, in defense of the refs I heard this one about us fans:  The definition of a football fan is a guy that can detect a marginal hold in the interior line from the top of the stands, but can't find his car in the parking lot after the game!