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Man goes to the doctor….
Man: Doc, my butt hurts.
Doctor: Where exactly is it hurting?
Man: Right at the entrance.
Doctor: Well, as long as we keep referring to it as the entrance, it’s going to keep hurting.
 

But other than that what do you have? 

The sign of a champion is to battle back, when not really playing well, and make it competitive, even when you come up short.

I would have thought Obama being butt buddies with the Saudis since he bowed to their arses. Trump made them kiss his arse. Trump dealt with Afghanistan, had a showdown with Un, kicked the crap out of isis, especially in Syria where he told Putin to get out of his way so he could bomb the crap out of them. Guess what, Putin got out of his way. Ukrainian war would have never happened under Trump’s watch. Ukraine is the most corrupt country in the world. What are we protecting them from…..communism? What a joke, especially since communism is embraced by your democratic party. Why should we send them $billions? The cash cow must be protected at all costs.
I don’t care about our inflation rate being below other country’s. It certainly started when Biden took over and crippled our energy independence……and you you say it’s down thanks to his leadership. What a pathetic statement. Anyone who thinks Biden is a leader hasn’t watched him attempt to exit a stage or enter his home.

He was such big buddies with the Saudis that he ramped up US production and achieved energy independence with US oil for the first time EVER, that under the leadership (lol) of creepy joe was done away with day one.  
 
Facts are facts.

Recently my 16 year old grandson and I took the master cylinder off of his 62 F100 into a major parts store. The counter guy asked "what is that thing?"
I didn't even answer. We just went farther down the road to a local store.  The counter guy asked me "Boy, I haven't seen one of those in quite a while.  How early in the 60s is it?" Makes a lot of difference to me.

Right now I'm happy to only be 3.5 games back with 40+ to go with all the injuries they've had to deal with.

I quit shopping Best Buy during Covid. My wife and I were told we could enter the store but we couldn’t touch anything. I can’t repeat what I told that man.

Man goes to the doctor….
Man: Doc, my butt hurts.
Doctor: Where exactly is it hurting?
Man: Right at the entrance.
Doctor: Well, as long as we keep referring to it as the entrance, it’s going to keep hurting.
 

Man goes to the doctor….
Man: Doc, my butt hurts.
Doctor: Where exactly is it hurting?
Man: Right at the entrance.
Doctor: Well, as long as we keep referring to it as the entrance, it’s going to keep hurting.
 

Question: Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
 Answer: Because he was a her before. 
 
My last joke on this subject due to desensitizing. 

There are so many jokes on here, so I don’t know if I brought this one up before but anyway….
An old woman went to see her doctor. When he asked her what was wrong, she said I have this bad problem.
I am passing gas all the time. Like sitting in the waiting room with all those other people, I must have done it ten times. The good thing is you can’t hear them and you can’t smell them, but it still bothers me. I have even done it a couple of times while talking to you. 
The doctor said, I understand. Take two of these pills a day and see me in two weeks.
When she returned in a couple of weeks the doctor asked how she was doing. She said terrible, it is just as bad but now they stink like crazy.
The doctor said great, now we have your sinuses cleared up so next we can work on your hearing.
 

Some people have to learn the hard way….

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They crap all over the constitution until it benefits them (1st Amendment).

Some people have to learn the hard way….

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Prisoner trades will be a regular thing as long as we have a punk in the White House.

Really nice 8-2 11 hit win  Tucker another HR  2 back

Valdez didn’t have the outing he had last game, but he settled down and kept it manageable. Great comeback win by the champs against a top ranked team in their house. 

Tucker Grand Slam win 9-7
100 mph fast ball after 11 pitches

I quit watching those clowns when they stopped being funny so they could be political.