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One foggy night, a Texas fan and an Oklahoma fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Austin. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Oklahoma fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Longhorn fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Oklahoma fan walks over to the Longhorn fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Longhorn fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Longhorn fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Sooner fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Sooner fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Sooner fan hands it back to the Longhorn fan and says, "Your turn!" The Longhorn fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

Q: Why don't Oklahoma Sooners fans let their kids play in sand boxes? A: Because cats keep covering them up.

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good Oklahoma joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am an Oklahoma grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's an Oklahoma grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's an Oklahoma grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

its 60 degrees here right now yup. how cold will it be in november though?

Q: How many Oklahoma fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Oklahoma campus? A: A visitor.

Q: How do you make University of Oklahoma cookies? A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

who's going to be envying who when we're watching the playoffs in a couple of months and it's 60 degrees at kickoff?

fairly dirty today.

that's ridiculous. you assume a risk of injury when you play sports. the league's insurance most likely covered the medical, which is all he deserved. she'll probably bankrupt the league now and ruin things for hundreds of other kids.

went to rollover today... caught as many whiting as we wanted on dead shrimp with a few rat reds/piggy perch/croaker mixed in. tossed some artificials, brought in a few small specks and reds... i didn't see anyone bringing in any quality fish. on a positive, my buddy took his four-year-old daughter out and she yanked out fish after fish on her little barbie pole, so even though the quality isn't there, it's a good time to teach a kid how to fish out there.

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keep us updated throughout the season!

the rangers had the major league debut of 21-year-old Neftali Feliz in relief. he struck out the first four batters he faced, and retired all 6 batters he faced. he routinely hit 98-99 on the gun, and cracked 100 mph on five of the 30 pitches he made. sweet!

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his miranda rights were read to him about 100 times before he finally got his ban. he's had more chances than anyone in the history of this site.

that's what i get for marrying a woman of such little virtue...

I know! that's what always made his insults so very entertaining!

i guess i'll just take over insulting you, you racist fatty ;D ;D ;D

i'm locking it. if someone else wants to come behind me and edit it, feel free. this is getting out of hand.

the rangers are HOT right now! They've won 7 of 8, including a sweep of the Bosox. they've also taken the first two in a series against detroit, who absolutely destroyed them earlier in the year. the angels have also been on fire, so it's a good thing the rangers are playing so well or they'd be 6 or 7 games back right now.

heck, he hasn't even admitted he has a problem yet!

Dude! Dickie V is more big-time than an NBA player! I wonder if LeBron was invited... could Dickie V be more big-time than him as well??? ;D

Good luck, brother! I'll miss seeing you out at the fields. Good luck, and don't forget to visit on here from time to time!