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Im game. Crosby Sucks.

Looking for a Bronco win tonight.  I'm taking my boy to his first football game and he needs to see how much fun it is to destroy the cougars.  Let's go Broncos. Too bad I couldn't convince the old lady to dress him in a CROSBY SUCKS t-shirt. 

Can someone post some all time stats on this series? For some reason, a couple of decades of domination always makes me laugh when I see it in black and white.

Hey BH.  Welcome to the club.  It feels good to hang 50 doesn't it?

What kind of offense is Lumberton running this year?  Still heavy on ball control?  If so, this one might be over by 9 o'clock?

I think the latest poll has Summer Creek ranked #1, 2, and 3 in the 4A poll.  Also looks like Summer Creek took #7 in 5A.  I'm glad they are finally get the respect they deserve.

I saw some good things from the defense last week.  I think this group is going to be tough against the run based on what I saw from the d-line and number 51? linebacker.  20 (keener) looks young but definitely has a ton of upside. I think the secondary will continue to progress.  All in all, the defense looked pretty salty for the first game of the season. As far as offense goes, it looks like we're still finding our way.  I would like to see St. Andre used every now and then on the bubble screens to the sideline.  Beyond that, I think like every year, we will continue to see improvement as the team gets more and more reps.  My pick:  Dayton 30 (3 TD's and 3 FG's) - Livingston 17 

A Bronco was drinking at Iguana Joe's when he got a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Bronco baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Bronco baby boy.." Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that Bronco baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks .... so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened?" "He was 25 pounds the day he was born." The father takes a slow swig, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised." GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE THIS WEEKEND. 

[quote name="SummerCreek it is!" post="1254036" timestamp="1346267588"] [quote author=BellBiz30 link=topic=102023.msg1254035#msg1254035 date=1346267300] [quote author=SummerCreek it is! link=topic=102023.msg1254032#msg1254032 date=1346267169] [quote author=Lions#80 link=topic=102023.msg1251023#msg1251023 date=1345912278] It could be Dayton toughest game, if they win it they could go undefeated. [/quote] Negative! [/quote]You dont have clue do you! :o [/quote] We will see...yall excuse will be McBride is out...that is all yall have are the mcBrides, and they once lived and played here in humble 8) [/quote] Broncos don't make excuses.  Who do you think we are, BH?

An Eagle Limerick anyone????? I once met a girl from the hill, she assured me her bosoms were real. So I took a test run, down those mountains of fun, and that's how I made smoking baby.

What are some of your funniest memories from two-a-day practices?  Any memorable comments from your coaches? I thought this would be an interesting thread since it is that time of year.

[quote name="BHFAN" post="1230113" timestamp="1339521621"] Nope but heard the Dayton HC queen will field dress around 320 this year :) [/quote] Really?  Sumo Sally was at least 465 the last time I saw her.  That girl must have gone on a homecoming diet.  She might be down to 275 by the big night at that rate.

I know Barbers Hill is typically the easiest team on the schedule and is used to playing teams on their homecoming night, BUT, does anyone know when Dayton's Homecoming game will be this coming season and who the opponent might be?  A friend of mine is planning an event and wanted it to be on homecoming weekend.

Way to go Lady Eagles.  Clear some space in the trophy case and bring the big one back from Austin.

Who was #1 on Dayton?  I'm pretty sure he was introduced as a freshman.  If that's the case, the kid has a pretty bright future.  He got better as pressure increased.  He could be pretty dangerous if he works on his handles a little bit.

Crosby has to be heavily favored in this one.  I hope the Broncos show up tonight and play the spoiler on that undefeated district record the Cougars have going. 

[quote name="April" post="1171237" timestamp="1328287359"] Odle accepted the OC job @ Coppell HS -5A in the Dallas area.  The O is Gage's system and will continue the pile up the yards while running the clock. [/quote] Congrats on the step up to the OC.  As for the "system"....BORING.

[quote name="BHFAN" post="1171191" timestamp="1328284541"] Found this top secret off season shot of the Dayton Hawiian during a line drill against Crosbys top returning Center. [img][Hidden Content]] [/quote] Got milk?

Is that the same HUM398 that predicted a state title for Humble when they dropped down from 5A? Just doing my duty by stirring the pot a little bit.

just an excerpt, for those who don't want to read the whole thing... Re: The Hill is for Real « Reply #139 on: September 16, 2010, 01:16:37 PM » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote from: bh89-2 on September 16, 2010, 11:48:52 AM Quote from: raideroldtimer on September 15, 2010, 02:35:08 PM Quote from: BrenhamFan on September 15, 2010, 02:26:35 PM Quote from: Tyrone_Biggums on September 15, 2010, 01:48:38 PM Brenham Fan...You should buy a tunnel modeled after Bessie the Blue Bell cow.  Only make sure the team runs out of the tail end instead of the head.  I believe this would intimidate any team from the start. Indeed...  Or you could have her sitting up and the players could squirt out of the udders..... I was in Dayton yesterday evening and I can confirm they have already instituted this change.  There were a lot of "Bessie" types all over.  Just wanted to share a brief moment in time for you, in an effort to draw a picture for those who have never been to Dayton.    I stopped at the NEW Shell station just down 321 from the high school and middle school.  I grabed a bag of ice and was only in the store for 3 minutes.  Here is what I experienced: * A woman (A.K.A. "Bessie") pulled up in a S-10 pick-up with a red hood, green left fender, and beige bed.  She had a fuzzy carpeted dash and a bed full of old tires.  She was wearing pink shorts that appeared to be cut-off warm-up pants, a white "wife-beater" shirt, no bra, cowboy boots, and purchased 2 bush beers.  * Next in line was a guy who was obviously drunk.  He stepped up to the cash register, then mumbled something and stepped (well stumbled) away.  I stepped up and paid for my ice while listening to him try and hold a meaningful conversation with a well dressed man who had his son with him.  I am guessing the well dressed man was trying to pass through Dayton and did not belong there. * While pulling out of the store parking lot, there was a very heavyset woman running accross the road carrying a small chile on her hip.  She had a plastic grocery bag uner her other arm.  She was wearing flip-flops that did not match and was yelling something to a guy accross the street.  The guy she was yelling too was a white guy who was wearing army boots, long camo shorts, and no shirt.  He was running back and forth in the yard pulling a bull-dog on a short rope.  The two got in a heated exchange and the guy appeared to be trying to get his dog after her.  There was another woman standing in the trailer door yelling somehting as well. * Around the corner I passed the school administration building and was to meet a friend who had invited me for dinner.  I have not seen this friend in a while, so was not sure what to expect.  I called his phone to see if I had my direction right, and unfortunately I did.  I was directed to a city housing project just down from the school administration building.  This did not exactly look like a place to be after dark, if you know what I mean. Upon arriving I found he, both his x-wifes, and numerous other people who were outside playing touch football.  After both his x-wifes flirted with me, I proceeded in the house, ate a steak and watched Survivor on his x-wife #2 60-inch LCD TV.  * After dinner I was worried about surviving the patch between her apartment to my car.  I went outside and felt much more comfortable.  There were 3 DPC cars, 4 Dayton police cars, and a few constables at the appartment accross the drive-way.  Upon leaving I rolled my window down and asked the cop who was talking to the car in front of me if I needed to stop for anything.  The cop laughed and said, boy that's a first.  Nobody stops from this place so we can see who's inside or what they are doing.  P.S.  The kids and adults playing football were not very good.      [b] TYRONE'S RESPONSE    [/b]    Dang smoking baby, why you gots to be all reporting troof on my peoples and what not? So, while smoking baby was hanging out with my peoples in Dayton, I took a field trip to the realest hill in America.  Heres what I saw: It all started at their one stop light, the only stop light on the realest hill in America.  I next went to the Dollar General to pick up some of those fine BH women.  Apparently it was fat lady in sweatpants day."Score", I thought to myself, just my type.  Well not only was it fat lady in sweatpants day, it was a BH lady friend smorgas board.  The store had everything.  I'm talking meth monkeys, half the quarters population, and a passel of lonely housewives in gym clothes who go to the gym during the slow time of the day because of low esteem.  I had to get out of there, because let's be honest, Tyrone loves all dem ladies. So i took my beat up bicycle and started peddling down eagle drive.  I didn't see an eagle, crazy right? And believe it or not, I had deja vu: Those Barbers Hillarians had the same imported workers digging the same holes on the same road as they did 4 months ago.  I thought to myself, surely the realest hill in america would hold enough intelligence to complete a simple project on the only road leading to the only stoplight on their grand bump, but sadly, this intelligence is no where to be found. So I keep on peddling with one thought in mind, "I'm going to find smoking baby".  So I peddle through neighborhood after neigborhood and knock on every unfinished cookie cutter home that I can find.  I ask everyone that I see, where is smoking baby? They all point in the same direction.  I finally reach my destination, the humble abode of smoking baby.  This house looks exactly the same as every other house on the street with a few exceptions (namely the rainbow flags flying above every entrance).  So I knock on the door and who answers but "Bessie" holding a bull whip and a quart of motor oil. She was wearing pink shorts that appeared to be cut-off warm up pants, a white "wife-beater" shirt, no bra, and cowboy boots.  I should have put two and two together when i saw the S-10 pick-up with a red hood, green left fender, and beige bed with the fuzzy carpeted dash and a bed full of old tires. I walked away, with the sad realization that smoking baby's case of Dayton envy was so strong that he would stoop to stealing one of our fine Dayton women. The joke's on him though, that bruiser had a Crosby Cougars bumper sticker on her beat up S-10.

BH Fan smells like dumpster juice. There's a little history here that some on the B-ball board may not be aware of.  May I direct you to the Classic "The Hill is for Real" thread. [Hidden Content] Just a little thread celebrating the worse defeat in BH history, it's obvious it still stings the Barbers Hillarians a little bit.

[quote name="robanadana" post="1164895" timestamp="1327373106"] [size=36pt][font=impact][b]The Might Vidor Pirate Offensive line, of course!!! [/b] [/font] [/size] Undersized, under rated, lion hearted. Lead the district in rushing and second in team offense. Three rounds deep in the playoffs!! Dumb question. [/quote] We know who doesn't have the best spelling skills in SETX.

Sounds awesome.  I'd love a Dayton/Crosby alumni game but I don't know if the National Guard would be willing to show up at the game to keep the peace.  I say go for it.  I'd give my left one to light somebody up in full pads.

That's a hire that should make things interesting. 

Prince Maka'alei.  6'4"  235  4.43 40 yd.  Big Armed Soph. Has three cousins (OL) who are moving in also.  These guys range from 6'2" 275 to 6'6"  330. On a side note:  The UIL has granted AJ Dugat another year of eligibility and he will be suiting up also.