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What is the Magnolia West mascot?  It's hard to make fun of an entire school, nay, an entire community without knowing what animal uniform they force a child to wear every friday night.

[quote name="Tyrone_Biggums" post="1113948" timestamp="1321071968"] I'm guessing Gage gets his first playoff win at the hill in 2014. [/quote] Tyrone took the art of smack to a whole new level.  Say a little bit, then sit back and laugh while it sorts itself out.  Well played sir. 

[quote name="invictus" post="1118732" timestamp="1321372151"] [quote author=VP 93...... link=topic=91599.msg1118727#msg1118727 date=1321371860] [quote author=Cougtalk link=topic=91599.msg1118520#msg1118520 date=1321341759] This has been bothering me. Ozen beating BH doesn't make your district better than anyone elses. Ozen is a horrible match-up for BH because BH lacks speed at the corner and safety position. They have an ok d line, very good line backers and a poor secondary. BH lined up and beat nederland, but BH's weakness is speed. Vidor beat Crosby because they used a size and power running game to pound the rock. The cougars would have much rather played Nederland, PNG, Ozen because those teams don't line the ball up and smash you over the head. However BH is far better equipped to handle a team like Vidor because they play a similar style of football. BH will lose to very fast teams as their 2 losses show. (Crosby, Ozen) Probably the fastest 2 teams in our two districts. this also explains why PNG plays well vs BH. 2 reasons 1. They play Vidor every season so they see that offense. 2. They are actually more atheltic than BH and can throw the ball effectively against them. That is all. 3-1 for 20-4a and in all 3 wins your teams the match-up favored that team. [/quote] Ozen is a horrible match-up for BH  ???... BH and Vidor runs a similar style offense..let me remind you Vidor beat Ozen....with that similar style offense!! Get over it... Vidor beat Ozen and Crosby two fast teams...BH got beat by two fast teams Ozen and Crosby.. Didn't Crosby just play BH and beat them a week earlier..I thought BH and Vidor ran similar style offenses..Am I missing something....just shows what has been said all along is true....so stop  :'( :'( [/quote] That's what I said!  19-4A [size=18pt](minus Dayton)[/size] talking themselves into a hole again.  Don't know when to shut up! [/quote] I like the (minus dayton) part. 

[quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="1118671" timestamp="1321368971"] Tell that guy to read the bold in my signature. [/quote] I guess Soulja has made it out of mourning.  Just think of how much material you will have stored up when Central gets admitted back into the dance.

[quote name="PNGFan" post="1118647" timestamp="1321367989"] Anyone have the Twins #? ;D ;D ;D [/quote] I think their grandmother just got a heck of a deal on a house in Dayton.  They might want to look at transferring for academic purposes.

[quote name="invictus" post="1117928" timestamp="1321300411"] With that kicker's foot, it sure does make it easier on the offense, especially in high school.  I'll pick Dayton. [/quote] He put on a clinic last Saturday.  I was kind of hoping he would knock some wires loose on the big screen.

[quote name="BHFAN" post="1117999" timestamp="1321304525"] I don't know what is worse? BH losing in the 1st round again or watching the Dayton fans act like they won the National Championship with a 5 point victory over PNG 8) [/quote] National Championship? Nah, that celebration is what a round 1 victory looks like.  Keep coming to the games and you will see the celebration grow as the Broncos make their way through multiple rounds. Are you upset because BH peaked against Dayton instead of in the playoffs?

Any chance BH goes down to 3A?

Have you checked your Aunt Sally for an adams apple?

No need to apologize when you tell the truth.

[quote name="ozens fastest@1906" post="1110690" timestamp="1320937181"] bh-89-2  LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHANGE THEIR MESSAGE AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SIG.. MISSING A FEW CHECKS  ;D ;D DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT UNDEFEATED REALLY MEANS [/quote] I'd been waiting to bust him on the check marks, but you beat me to it.

[quote name="shovel" post="1110614" timestamp="1320933131"] [quote author=Tyrone_Biggums link=topic=90983.msg1110335#msg1110335 date=1320889082] [b]I was hoping atleast one of the many PNG supporters on this site would post something worth remarking about.  Guess they have finally given up on their indians.  [/b] OctFeb...How bout your husband does the yardwork and you and I watch old bronco game film with the lights down low?  Maybe we have a nice rendition of "The Horse" on repeat in the background.  I will even fix you a glass of purple kool aid to ease your nerves. It will be more fun than smiting AggiesAreWe, I promise. P.S.  The safe word is strawberries. [/quote] Tyrone, if smack talk on an internet forum put points on the scoreboard, y'all would beat us hand down. Heck, you and The Dude would be all-state! You get to verbally spar with a the BH fans all season. Your wit stays razor sharp. We trade barbs with Vidor and Lumberton fans, so well... Just kidding. I do enjoy these threads. I will be out of town and will miss this game. I'm predicting this will be the best game of the season. Y'all drive safe and dont cry all the way back to Dayton. There is always next year. [/quote] Just so you know, when the broncos stampede the indians, chanting "strawberries" will not necessarily result in a free pass back to the reservation.

[quote name="Tyrone_Biggums" post="1110298" timestamp="1320886223"] Vidor.  I know two things about Vidor. 1.  Your Burger King gave me dookie problems. 2.  You will be shooting free throws very soon. [/quote] I concur.  That BK is nothing nice.

Bacon has fat in it? So, that's where all those pounds came from.  Who knew?

[quote name="Cheermom4" post="1109963" timestamp="1320871722"] I am so ready for Saturday.  Still debating what we are going to fix to bring out there to tailgate.  Probably something quick and easy. [/quote] Might I suggest a bacon log.  Weave a pack of bacon together like a blanket.  Stuff it with meat, boudain, cheese, jalapenos, etc.  Wrap it up like a burrito and smoke that baby.  Instant coronary, but when you die, you get to go to the bacon section in Heaven.

Let's get this one going again. 

Quick, we need a bronco to sit with Brenham fan Friday night.  I want those green shoes on our side.

[quote name="SASQUASH22" post="1108854" timestamp="1320765508"] [quote author=BH 89-2 link=topic=90998.msg1108748#msg1108748 date=1320758517] **mod edit**[/quote] BH 89-2 Your comments are totally unacceptable. These are high school students,it's sad you could make such as wish. There isn't anything funny about the matter and obviously you don't have a son that play Sports or FOOTBALL for BARBERS HILL. Let's just play Football and may the Best Team win. GO PANTHERS ! [/quote] BH89 made an unacceptable comment?  No way. 

The 3-3-5 works when the DL can command double teams.  If not, things get dicey.

What happened to the smack?  Golden Corral reservations don't make me laugh. 

Where is the PNG parking section at the butch?  I want to park close to the gate so I get see the tears in the eyes of all the loyal PNG supporters when the game is over.

[quote name="pngfan66" post="1108086" timestamp="1320699947"] Its hard to say if you can tail gate at the butch. They may charge you to do it and if you go from one parking spot to another and back to were your car is they will charge you a reentry fee for it. Just venting. Their policy is crazy ridiculous. Can't even go to my car and get my wife a better coat. had to pay to get back in and they didn't even have tickets in the booth. Just took my money, poked there head out the back door and said "he paid" let him back in. They even charged my dad to get back in at half time, all he did was go to his car to get a benie for his head and another jacket. He was parked within 25 feet of the ticket booth. Right in front of it. Had to pay again. They made alot of money off of me for the Central game. I bought alot of tickets to begin with and then I try to do something for my wife and have to pay for it all over again. I like the stadium alot but I am beginning to not like the policies. BTW  GO BRONCOS !!!! [/quote] No re-entry at all?  Crazy.  Where are all the PNG fans going to go when they need a drink at halftime.  Stampedes are hard to watch sober, so you guys may want to smuggle some of that John Barley Corn into the stands. BTW  I fixed it for you

[quote name="GCMPats" post="1108042" timestamp="1320697792"] What  is your "reasoning"? Ned got better? yada yada yada There are no facts. Only opinions. I'll stick to my opinion. [/quote] You're forgetting that 20-4A teams are the only ones that improve over the course of the season.  They also get exponentially better when they receive a playoff spot.  Lastly, the 20-4a know football better than any other fan base in Texas. This is why 20-4A will sweep 19-4A.

[quote name="olc71749" post="1108077" timestamp="1320699394"] I keep coming back to see the vote count , and well my question is how does one person vote multiple times , cause that many can't be wrong. :) [/quote] I think the poll question should have been "What school do you root for".  The results would have been the same since most every Dayton poster voted for Dayton and those from PNG did the same.

[quote name="octfeb" post="1107865" timestamp="1320689507"] I think Dayton may feel like they have something to prove.... Which is gonna make them play hard... It's gonna come down to who plays the hardest.. IMO [/quote] Dayton does have something to prove.  I'm looking forward to seeing this team silence some of the naysayers.  It starts this Saturday at the Butch.  Broncos are gonna show up for this one.