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Sam was very ill and it looked like the end might be approaching so he calls his wife Becky near. Sam says to her, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..." "Three? Well, when were they?" he asked. "Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start a business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?" "Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr. Smith came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?" "I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?" "Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 26 votes short..?"

I went to a new family doctor today. The waiting room was spacious, new renovation, nice and beautiful nurses. It had a sign posted: "We respect our patients' privacy, we will not call you by name". Quite good eh, I thought. I completed the registration, sat down in the waiting area, and started reading the latest car magazine. A moment later, the nurse spoke into the mic: "Would the man age 32, with hemorrhoids, please proceed to examination room number 3".

You got no imagination, man. If you were going to give a “cute” answer, for lack of a better term, you at least could have said the answer is “the number of Aggies it takes to screw in a lightbulb” (Sorry about that, Mike, but i couldn’t resist). C’mon Dog, I know you can up your game.

Point put where we have hated her, I know you’re giving me the silent treatment like a high school girl, but at least consider some base their opinion of politicians on views and policies rather than simply their crude behavior.

Trump was a registered Democrat from 2001-2009.

Great question!

Another dumb post with no dots that connect.

His legacy couldn’t get more tarnished, lol. 2nd worst president in history, I guess it could get worse.

Ghislaine Maxwell was tried in 2021 and sentenced to 20 years. If the dems wanted to expose everyone on “the list”, it seems to me they would have offered a plea deal in exchange for all the names we seek. Plea deal for what she is accused of, you say? The perverted lib judges in this country release child molesters, murderers, cop killers, everyday, so why would they not at least offer her a deal so we can hang everyone? You libs don’t care about everyone involved, just Trump. If she gives all the names and Trump is not included, you will cry till the end of time. Sit back and let’s see what happens. Remember, Bill and Hillary have been subpoenaed too. The reason these files have not been released is that there were lots of people in Epstein’s circle of friends who may have even flown on his jet, but that knew nothing about what he did behind the scenes. These people’s name would get mentioned and their lives would be ruined. Even if they are innocent of any child sex crimes, all you internet lawyers and prosecutors would never let them live it down.

On the shelf at Walgreens in Jasper.

Neither has anyone else. Remember it’s libs you are dealing with. They make stuff up and repeat it till it’s true, or at least that’s what they believe.

I haven’t seen anyone say it’s okay to sleep with kids. I know I haven’t said anything of the sort. But, this committee isn’t going to release everything either. It’s a private review. As I said, I’m sure there will be selective leaks from ‘anon’ sources to benefit one side or the other. This is a political game to them. Sorry to be that way. But, that’s what we’ve devolved into.

According to the report, Trump was also informed that the names of many other high-profile individuals appeared in the documents.

Baron’s father is already a natural citizen. So, he wouldn’t be an anchor baby. An anchor baby is when neither parent is American. As far as citizenship by marriage, I think it’s okay. Many servicemen/women marry while on duty away. Since they’re not natural born, they can’t ever be POTUS. Also, depending on their spouses rate, they’ve gone through a security clearance. More security checks than Swalwell & his Chinese lady friends, and he’s on the House Intelligence panel and gets access to all kinds of stuff. Fang was a friggin’ Chinese spy for goodness sake. To answer about the total amount of citizenships granted via marriage, I know the number is very low comparatively. I don’t know the exact numbers. But, nothing like the anchor baby situation with two illegal parents. Also, in that case, at least one parent would presumably be paying into the system. Honest question: Didn’t y’all go over this stuff in Government in high school? I know we did back in the ‘70’s.

How am I hypocritical? Good crawfish btw. Wait till the truth comes out. We will all see who the hypocrites are. Sad part is, you and your cronies won’t accept the truth……never have.

additive you darn sure better beat Dayton this year...

This year is going to be interesting because La Porte are clearly the expected DC, and Angleton definitely expected to end 2nd. Everyone else is kind of a who knows at this point. We will see what the coaching staff can get out of our players this year, we are officially in put up or shut up territory with this coaching staff as many fans of the team are not particularly pleased with the style of play nor the results of the last two years. Crosby has too many talented kids for the excuses that came from this coaching staff last year. We will obviously see because the QB situation has to get better than it was last year, and if we continue to play QB by committee I know a couple of our older fans might have heart attacks in the stands.

I never spoke on tulsi.. im calling out hypocrites like you and others on here. I salute her for her serving the country.. other than that I dont care

Are we ok with gaining citizenship by marrying an U.S citizen? Where's the line drawn? I honestly have seen many illegals do this to gain access here.. Baron I would consider a "anchor baby"

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He wasn’t alone in sleeping with kids. Once again they denounce abortion but it’s ok to sleep with kids. 😉 I got it. Nothing to do with a dirty old man and his rich friends. Sad part is a sitting con of a president has all of this to address . This was pinned on him by his own DOJ Attorney Bondi at his direction. Republicans and Democrats want accountability and are not falling for there is no list and I don’t know how to scribble because that’s not my language. Says the person who believes it’s ok to grab women by there private body part. 😂

Another Trump checkmate!

I haven’t looked. But, Melania is married to a U.S. citizen. Baron was born in the territories of the U.S. to an American father. I’ve never looked to see if Melania has dual citizenship or not. The EO only applied to those who were born after the date I listed (2/19/2025) to those in the U.S. temporarily, illegally, and/or without a parent being a U.S. citizen. It was an attempt to discourage/stop ‘anchor babies’ and birth tourism that people use to get the generous U.S. benefits. This EO had nothing to do with deportations. But, if upheld, it could really help our illegal immigration problem for the long term because it would stop a major draw. Then, legal migration could be more manageable as the system wouldn’t be as overwhelmed. Also—right now—someone could theoretically be a member of the CCCP, us not know, fly into the U.S. for a 3 week vacation, have a baby while here, that baby be a U.S. citizen, fly back & live their life in China until they’re 30, come back and run for POTUS. You’d have 14 years to decide if they were still ingratiated to the Chinese Communist Party even though that’s the system they were raised in. That’s how silly the current interpretation is… Real life Manchurian Candidate.

Amen!

You mean the same Tulsi that you used to salute and now you hate her? Stop playing childish games. Let the documents speak for themselves. I’ve already said I don’t trust anyone who switches sides. I can’t help who is exposing Obama for the pos that he truly is. I guess he smooth talked you. I could see right through him.