Guest rykerx144 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 PNG'S game plan thought to be stolen, but Coach B found it misplaced in a stack of applications on his desk!! LCM goes 0 - 10 and Coach is embarrassed to find that High School Football doesn't have a draft. Barbay finally gets credit for 300!! comes up with election at last minute as 300th excuse for why he lost to kville!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoDogs27 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Lumberton caught on tape asking UIL how to get a 1st round bye.... Haha best one yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollinac Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 L-Town switches track for playoff run Nederland still can't catch up. Dayton Burros trip over their swollen heads. Jags circle the wagons and stomp the teepees. Black Pearl takes home new pet Lion. LCM shocks district when player trips over goal line for win. The Brook shows Houston area why Golden Triangle is better place to live. Lumberton educator finally clues B.M.F. in to the meaning of "Glutious Maximus". BMTSoulja1 given the humanitarian award for taking pity in Burros fans. Tick Tock Tick Tock my glutious maximus Gotta hand it to the ol timer. He's got some pretty funny quips. :P Dayton Burros - wait...I get it...my Dayton education has come through...you used the spanish word for Donkey that has the euphamism "jackass" right?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AggiesAreWe Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Beaumont Enterprise delivery person assaulted in Dayton!!! (claims irate Bronco fans were angry at lack of media coverage) Lumberton defeats Nederland like their lives depended on it!! Silsbee gives Hardin-Jefferson a taste of what lies a head in the basketball season, win 42-0 Barbay defeats Alvarez in cage match to decide 7 OT tie between Kirbyville and Newton and on Sunday morning......... A couple of Big 12 officials admit to wrong doings, say they intentionaly missed the block in the back that allowed Shipley to score on punt return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix711 Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 B.M.F. realizes he lives in B.F.E moves to lumberton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.M.F. Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 thats pretty good ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rykerx144 Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Vidor learns from elections and wears black uniform and discovers black on outside and white on inside is winning ticket! Eagles placed on endangered species list again after Kirbyville Newton game!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raideroldtimer Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 L-Town switches track for playoff run Nederland still can't catch up. Dayton Burros trip over their swollen heads. Jags circle the wagons and stomp the teepees. Black Pearl takes home new pet Lion. LCM shocks district when player trips over goal line for win. The Brook shows Houston area why Golden Triangle is better place to live. Lumberton educator finally clues B.M.F. in to the meaning of "Glutious Maximus". BMTSoulja1 given the humanitarian award for taking pity in Burros fans. Tick Tock Tick Tock my glutious maximus Gotta hand it to the ol timer. He's got some pretty funny quips. :P Dayton Burros - wait...I get it...my Dayton education has come through...you used the spanish word for Donkey that has the euphamism "jackass" right?? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoppaBearstarr Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Beaumont Enterprise delivery person assaulted in Dayton!!! (claims irate Bronco fans were angry at lack of media coverage) Lumberton defeats Nederland like their lives depended on it!! Silsbee gives Hardin-Jefferson a taste of what lies a head in the basketball season, win 42-0 Barbay defeats Alvarez in cage match to decide 7 OT tie between Kirbyville and Newton and on Sunday morning......... A couple of Big 12 officials admit to wrong doings, say they intentionaly missed the block in the back that allowed Shipley to score on punt return We will see, you could be correct in saying you will win the football game with all of those D1 athletes you speak of, but basketball will be NO cakewalk like you say. At least we both wake up Saturday morning wanting the Aggie's to win. GIG'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reccosdog Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 KCS called to Bulldog Stadium late Friday night to clean up after derailment. Witnesses claim to have seen a Dayton fan throwing something on the tracks prior to the train derailment. ;D ;D ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.M.F. Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 CHOO CHOO...more like boo hoo. Lumberton gets Dayton in first round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp83 Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 KCS called to Bulldog Stadium late Friday night to clean up after derailment. Witnesses claim to have seen a Dayton fan throwing something on the tracks prior to the train derailment. ;D ;D ;D That's a good one (although I hope you are wrong ;D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Pirates loot Livingston; Lion hides selling cheap. Nederland Short Cardenas And Forney; Disappointed Fans, Nederland don't break 50 ... Ned 35 Lum 12 Panthers Put Final Rock In Front Of Bear Cave; Hibernation Begins. New Stadium... Another Loss... New Tradition In PN-G? You Can Call Them Bronco's Or Burro's They Don't Care, They Just Want A Shot At Lumberton! Da' Brook Built A Dam In Front Of Da' Shore And Flooded The Score Board WB 38 NS 10 In A Game That Was More Boring Than Watching Grass Grow, Titans Slip Into Playoffs By Beating Baytown Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raideroldtimer Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 New announcements in the Barnacle, the I'mSuprized and the Dallas Morning Blues, UIL DECIDES ALL 4-A DISTRICTS TO LIMIT NUMBER OF TEAMS TO SIX SO TEAMS WITH LOSING RECORDS CAN MAKE IT INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!! More liberal districts move to 4 team limit, say "No losers in our districts!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sloydjt Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Barbay RESIGNS!!! He couldnt handle losing to Kirbyville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzly62 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 All Newton fans sick from eating bad batch of crow stew....Grizzly cooked for them last nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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