Lumberton at Vidor

[SmashMouth]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:39 PM, BelichikYoSelf said:

Lol.  If you only knew exactly how funny that statement is.  
 

if you know,  you Know.  

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Apparently, you don't kn... nevermind.

[BelichikYoSelf]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:39 PM, PirateNole984 said:

That 10yr old grew up to play varsity football and daddy has grown tired of watching him get ran over by Vidors offense.

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Brilliant.  You got me.  
 

actually I forced him to quit playing such a violent sport.  He strictly  toots horns and marches these days.  

[SmashMouth]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:44 PM, BelichikYoSelf said:

Brilliant.  You got me.  
 

actually I forced him to quit playing such a violent sport.  He sticky toots horns and marches these days.  

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Nothing wrong with that. Somebody's gotta be there to support the football players

[BelichikYoSelf]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:46 PM, SmashMouth said:

Nothing wrong with that. Somebody's gotta be there to support the football players

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My thoughts exactly. 
He never really understood why his football coach only let him play 2 plays when he was 10 on Saturdays. Didn’t think it was very fun.  

[NoNeckNic479]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:44 PM, BelichikYoSelf said:

Brilliant.  You got me.  
 

actually I forced him to quit playing such a violent sport.  He sticky toots horns and marches these days.  

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"sticky toots" sounds like somebody needs a good wiping. Does the loud noise of the drums scare him?

 

[SmashMouth]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:48 PM, BelichikYoSelf said:

My thoughts exactly. 
He never really understood why his football coach only let him play 2 plays when he was 10 on Saturdays. Didn’t think it was very fun.  

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That's when the daddy has to step in and explain that the world needs tuba players too. You did the right thing.

[NoNeckNic479]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:48 PM, BelichikYoSelf said:

My thoughts exactly. 
He never really understood why his football coach only let him play 2 plays when he was 10 on Saturdays. Didn’t think it was very fun.  

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Running onto the field to get the kicking tee does not count as playing.

[SmashMouth]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:49 PM, PirateNole984 said:

"sticky toots" sounds like somebody needs a good wiping. Does the loud noise of the drums scare him?

 

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Sticky toots... Elton John may have some input on that.

[NoNeckNic479]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:51 PM, SmashMouth said:

Sticky toots... Elton John may have some input on that.

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Threw up in my mouth lol

[SmashMouth]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:52 PM, PirateNole984 said:

Threw up in my mouth lol

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HAHAHA!

[piratevillain]

This thread is entertaining as hell today... anybody need some popcorn? 😂

[NoNeckNic479]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:58 PM, piratevillain said:

This thread is entertaining as hell today... anybody need some popcorn? 😂

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I could go for some white chocolate popcorn....dang that stuff is good!

microwave some popcorn, melt some white chocolate, drizzle over popcorn and thank me later!

[raideroldtimer]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:44 PM, BelichikYoSelf said:

Brilliant.  You got me.  
 

actually I forced him to quit playing such a violent sport.  He strictly  toots horns and marches these days.  

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At least he don't play drums because if he did he would be "Marching to his own drum".🤪😂

[raideroldtimer]

  On 11/2/2021 at 6:03 PM, raideroldtimer said:

At least he don't play drums because if he did he would be "Marching to his own drum".🤪😂

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LOL, just realized, that's supposed to say "Marching to the beat of his own drum".

[raideroldtimer]

Just too funny not to steal.

[BelichikYoSelf]

He might still be playing football if coach Smashmouth  would have taught him how to artistically chop block when he was 10.  

[NoNeckNic479]

  On 11/2/2021 at 6:16 PM, BelichikYoSelf said:

He might still be playing football if coach Smashmouth  would have taught him how to artistically chop block when he was 10.  

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Can't teach someone not willing to learn.  In his case...can't teach someone playing with sticky toots.

[SmashMouth]

  On 11/2/2021 at 6:16 PM, BelichikYoSelf said:

He might still be playing football if coach Smashmouth  would have taught him how to artistically chop block when he was 10.  

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I taught mine younger than that! Lol.

[SmashMouth]

  On 11/2/2021 at 6:17 PM, PirateNole984 said:

Can't teach someone not willing to learn.  In his case...can't teach someone playing with sticky toots.

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As a matter of fact, I remember him talking about having to play his daddy's flute...I just thought they were really into the band.

[NoNeckNic479]

  On 11/2/2021 at 6:20 PM, SmashMouth said:

As a matter of fact, I remember him talking about having to play his daddy's flute...I just thought they were really into the band.

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I don't know how to type a throw-up sound but I just threw up...LOL

[Raider24]

Eating 🍿

[piratevillain]

  On 11/2/2021 at 6:01 PM, PirateNole984 said:

I could go for some white chocolate popcorn....dang that stuff is good!

microwave some popcorn, melt some white chocolate, drizzle over popcorn and thank me later!

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Oh man, I'm gonna have to try that soon.😋

[BelichikYoSelf]

  On 11/2/2021 at 6:17 PM, PirateNole984 said:

Can't teach someone not willing to learn.  In his case...can't teach someone playing with sticky toots.

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You make it too obvious your from Vidor.   
 

talking …t to a fictional 10 year old.  
i m sure your daddy could beat up his daddy.  

[Boneyard Boys]

  On 11/2/2021 at 5:58 PM, piratevillain said:

This thread is entertaining as hell today... anybody need some popcorn? 😂

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Definitely one of the funniest pregame smack talk threads if you read it all the way through lol. 

[Bluffy]

  On 11/2/2021 at 6:20 PM, SmashMouth said:

As a matter of fact, I remember him talking about having to play his daddy's flute...I just thought they were really into the band.

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Yikes. Don’t be that guy.