Lil Tex Saturday Morning Headlines 11/7/2020

[BMTSoulja1]

Have at it!

[Majestyk]

Bridge City Cardinals rent Lamar Cardinals for one game, lose to WO-S anyway, 49-0. UIL spokesman Forrest DeWoods confirmed the fraud, "We knew something was up when West Orange was only ahead 28-0 at the half. We later found the Bridge City Cardinals hidden away in the gym airing up basketballs. This is a disgrace and will be investigated."

[Hagar]

The Bmt Enterprise was unable to post the Vidor vs Ltown score.  The two teams were still tied 0-0 at 5am press time after 22 consecutive overtimes.

[Rez Ipsa]

Barber's Hill coach accuses PNG of trying to cheat by turning football field into a giant iPad. 

[L-Train11]

Vidor mascot wore two eye patches for last nights game! 

[Justafan72]

After a second straight District loss, Texas City joins Vidor in realizing that dropping in Classification doesn't necessarily put a CROWN on your Head.

[png9mon]

PNG Offense proves Indians the best!

Eagles take loss & fly back to their nest!

[Majestyk]

Three Lamar University football players offered scholarship to West Orange-Stark.

[Hagar]

3 hours ago, Majestyk said:

Three Lamar University football players offered scholarship to West Orange-Stark.

Does Lamar have that much talent?   😂🤣😂

[Rez Ipsa]

6 hours ago, Hagar said:

Does Lamar have that much talent?   😂🤣😂

They are hoping to make the practice squad. 

[Rez Ipsa]

State trooper finds a rare blue eagle lying on the side of Interstate 10 near the 800 exit, shot full of arrows and missing its scalp. The only comment from the officer, while unceremoniously throwing the carcass in the trash, was,“That’s the dumbest-looking animal I’ve ever seen in my life, and not just because it’s so ugly. Last week I watched it try to fight a cougar, and it must have made at least six or seven costly mistakes — even the cougar seemed confused by how terribly the eagle fumbled away its chances. Thank goodness someone finally put it out of its misery.”

[Hagar]

10 hours ago, Rez Ipsa said:

They are hoping to make the practice squad. 

😂😂😂

[oldman]

On 11/6/2020 at 2:09 AM, Rez Ipsa said:

State trooper finds a rare blue eagle lying on the side of Interstate 10 near the 800 exit, shot full of arrows and missing its scalp. The only comment from the officer, while unceremoniously throwing the carcass in the trash, was,“That’s the dumbest-looking animal I’ve ever seen in my life, and not just because it’s so ugly. Last week I watched it try to fight a cougar, and it must have made at least six or seven costly mistakes — even the cougar seemed confused by how terribly the eagle fumbled away its chances. Thank goodness someone finally put it out of its misery.”

Reporter might want to rewrite his story🤣

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

On 11/3/2020 at 5:44 AM, BMTSoulja1 said:

Have at it!

Heard they left yalls game out the headlines after Thursday in Beaumont Enterprise. 

 

Here's ours though. Our players see and hear everything. 

 

“We aren’t worried about all of that talking and stuff. We are about executing… What I have to say to the rest of the district is the ‘trash’ Titans are on a roll.” — Memorial defensive end Jordan Thomas 

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[Majestyk]

Elroy, hand me that bulletin board please. Thanks.

[Rez Ipsa]

16 hours ago, oldman said:

Reporter might want to rewrite his story🤣

The reporter was fired