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It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.

I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America. And to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Anyone has a problem uttering those words.....LEAVE NOW!

Bought a jar of pickled pig lips in Louisiana one time.   Ate them all myself...no one wanted any.

Rumors are that Kyle Allen will start Saturday. No word yet on his new nickname or his parents trademarks pending on said nickname.


http://tamu.247sports.com/Bolt/AM-Freshman-Kyle-Allen-To-Start-On-Saturday-32488038

I guess I can go mow grass now

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/saban-uses-footballs-recent-issues-make-point-team/
 
"Mama wanted me to be a preacher. I told her coachin' and preachin' were a lot a like." - Bear Bryant

That would be just fine. I'm thinking we start putting their Rivals star ranking on their helmets so we can easily identify who the really good players are during the games. Sometimes it's hard to tell which is which on the field.

Oh, and after reading the young man's tweets it looks like they need to double down on grammar classes at the Medical Magnet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkIACJ7x50U

...and some dont pay the taxes... But have the loudest mouths....

<---^ Chevoski Collins and Montana Quirante after MQ beat him to the endzone for a TD.

Yes, he's the one that taunted the Vidor QB.  In addition, I heard he had some in-school issues at Livingston HS also.

Chevoski Collins' attitude in high school should have been a indicator of what UT could expect.  I guess he (Collins) found out that UT is not Livingston High School and the rules do apply to him. 
 
Having said that, does anyone know exactly what he did to get suspended or kicked off?

Chevoski Collins' attitude in high school should have been a indicator of what UT could expect.  I guess he (Collins) found out that UT is not Livingston High School and the rules do apply to him. 
 
Having said that, does anyone know exactly what he did to get suspended or kicked off?

Don't believe everything you read.  :D

There is no P in Hamshire

Stay and play or go on the trip???
 
Trip is paid for.  If they stay and play they lose the $$ for the trip and there is no guarantee that Coldspring would advance in the playoffs, so the season ends and they lose their $$ and trip.
 
I'm thinking that the girls didn't think that they would even get into the playoffs when they booked the trip.  I'm sure that are plenty of people that are upset with them because they opted to go on the cruise. 
 
If I would have put up the money for my daughter to take a trip like this, I'm not sure I would have required her to stay and play ball either.  Having said that, I can assure you that I would have never permitted my daughter to go on a trip like that in the first place.
 
Like someone else posted, this trip should have been scheduled in the summer.  Also, how many days of school did they miss?