horndawg Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 "The only place SUCCESS comes before WORK, is in the dictionary" Vince Limbardi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JS Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Coach Stewart on being moved into Golden Triangle " It's the 'Big 12' of high school football but we are going there to play- we didn't ride into town on the onion truck-we will compete" AND COMPETE HE DID! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BcFootball08 Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Coach Reidienger from Buna during Halftime.....Boys you better go out there in the second half and hit so hard that when they get on there bus to go home if they hit a bump theyll think a Buna Cougar ran into the bus.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoneblock Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Son there are two types of terds in this world floaters and sinkers. Now which one are you going to be. Son get away from my drill you are stealing good oxygen the rest of us could be using. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFDM COOP Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griff Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Bum Phillips coined some good ones in his coaching days. Once he complimented Don Shula by saying..."He can take his'n and beat your'n any day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hj_hawk_60 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 my D-line coach says before games to get guys pumped up... "WERE THE D-LINE, GUYS WANNA BE US, and GIRLS WANNA BE WITH US"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyb33 Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Bum Phillips coined some good ones in his coaching days. Once he complimented Don Shula by saying..."He can take his'n and beat your'n any day."Bum Phillips did have some good ones. I believe he said he could take his'ns and beat your'ns or take your'ns and beat his'ns. He also said about Earl Campbell, he might not be in a class of his own but it doesn't take long to call roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. REALITY Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 HEARD A YOUTH FOOTBALL COACH SAY ONE TIME "THIS GAME IS YOU JUST HAVE TO DO 2 THINGS RUN HARD AND HIT HARD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. REALITY Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 ABOUT KICKOFF RETURN " IF THE 10 WITHOUT THE BALL KNOCK SOMEONE DOWN THEN ITS 1 ON 1 AND I LIKE OUR CHANCES" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. REALITY Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 "WHEN IN DOUBT HIT SOMEONE WITH A DIFFERENT COLOR JERSEY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealDeal Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 HJ's Coach Martel"Its gone be a long row to hoe...but you just gotta start hoe'n that row fellas""Ima take the best 11 knuckaheads and go to war" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EagleFan01 Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 A quote from Lidney Thompson Assistant Coach in Newton "Man you are slower than cream rising on buttermilk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
go stros Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 a few guys were messin around in the weight room after school and coach jack parker walks in and saysQuit actin like a bunch of retards chasing a helium balloon....hilarious.....and i got one from biggen that he said at halftime of a game my jr year.....but he may not want me to put it up here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roll_Left15 Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Hamshire at Barbers Hill my freshman year after the coin toss....Hamshire wins the toss and elects to recieve....Cedric Larnette runs on the field ready for the return.......Coach Keener, "Kick team.....get ready!" 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roll_Left15 Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Darrell K. Royal on James Saxton"He runs like a bucket full of minnows."Darrell K. to Mack Brown on how to coach a team after a losing season"I don't know. Never had one."Darrell K. Royal on a Baylor tight end"That guy is a big ol' cuss...look at him rumblin' down the field...looks like a grizzly bear haulin' a walnut." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kelly Football Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 I heard a coach say one time "We'll fight them untill hell freezes over then we'll fight them on ice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratepride Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 If you want somtheing you have never had you must be willing to do something you have never done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
setexc Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Working at Kelly years ago heard Coach Eskue say...I have forgot more football than you will ever know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLine Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 This wasn't a coach but a kid. And some one may remember it. OL v. DL drills. Very large Olineman rolls his ankle and is laying on his back moaning. Everyone watching as trainer comes over. Second Olineman takes off running to water bottles and comes back. Takes the bottle and pours it on hurt linemans ample stomach and says "You got to keep the blow hole wet." We fell out. Couldn't practice for 15 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
go stros Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 This wasn't a coach but a kid. And some one may remember it. OL v. DL drills. Very large Olineman rolls his ankle and is laying on his back moaning. Everyone watching as trainer comes over. Second Olineman takes off running to water bottles and comes back. Takes the bottle and pours it on hurt linemans ample stomach and says "You got to keep the blow hole wet." We fell out. Couldn't practice for 15 mins.haha...as hard as i was just laughing at that i bet it was 50x more funny in person :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHBaseball14 Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Godzilla!Coach Westfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleacher_bum Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 This wasn't a coach but a kid. And some one may remember it. OL v. DL drills. Very large Olineman rolls his ankle and is laying on his back moaning. Everyone watching as trainer comes over. Second Olineman takes off running to water bottles and comes back. Takes the bottle and pours it on hurt linemans ample stomach and says "You got to keep the blow hole wet." We fell out. Couldn't practice for 15 mins.That's classic!! ;D ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealDeal Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 HJ's Defensive Coordinator, Coach Strickland..."Do it right, Do it light...Do it wrong, Do it long""Dmn SON you could give asprin a headache""Coachin you guys is like herding cats""Tonight go out there and be Dr. Suess...put some hats on some cats!""Runnin Backs and Receivers over here, HEAVY LUNCH BUNCH over there!""Im not like all those idiot coaches gunna tell you to give 110% cuz its impossible...just give me 100% a 100% of the time""Son we arent laughin at you...we're just laughin at you..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmspears3 Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 At 2 a days overheard a trainer that a kid was vomiting on the sidelines the Stephenville O-line coach say Ants have have to eat also Same coach also telling one his lineman Are you stuck on stupidSame coach telling another coach That block was so ugly it hurt my feelings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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