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rupert3

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  1. Exactly what I was thinking. Kate will like NYC. But they will live in the suburbs.
  2. Verlander to the Mets. Oh well. 86 mil for 2 years
  3. Kinda like MLB putting runner on 2nd base in extra innings
  4. Great game sorry for the loss. Heck what do I know about football we don't even have enough for 6 man team
  5. And to think I was told to shut up
  6. sorry I butted in
  7. Do they play full ot\
  8. Hindsight is always 20-20
  9. Probably depends on what is signed when you do business with them
  10. I was told Kennard kids are all Freshman for some reason.
  11. Hot ziggety dog as Loel Paez used to say
  12. Your not too big you can't fall. Just crazy
  13. You mean Pelosi has a husband, Poor Guy? No wonder he's a drunk
  14. Griner's appeal DENIED!!!!!
  15. Swept the The Yankees jus wow
  16. Astros played 23 against Mets back when and even SS Roger Metzger pitched
  17. Yankees win now back to NY, Now come on Cleveland get busy
  18. How sweet it is. Astros
  19. She was great in Long Ho Summer and a gorgeous, classy lady
  20. It's great to dream big this time of year
  21. You are so right, I hope she/he rots in jail over there. She/he broke their law, and she/he needs to pay. Even if it is political. Regular adults don't accidently pack their bags with contraband.
  22. The IRS sends their auditor to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.” “Yes,” answered the Rabbi. “Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?” he asked. “A good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles.” “Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a practical answer. So, he thought he’d try another question, in his obnoxious way. “Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo? “Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi calmly, “we actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls.” “Oh,” replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. “Well, Rabbi,” he went on, “what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?” “Yes, here too, we do not waste,” answered the Rabbi. “What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough, we actually send them to the IRS.” “To the IRS ?” questioned the auditor in disbelief. “Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi, “directly to The IRS …And, about once a year, they send us a little prick like you.”
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