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The same mod who dropped "Bastards" on another  thread... 

Mack brings out the worst in me. 

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Cookin' the books.

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Good grief. To echo @TxHoops , any supporting evidence to go with that allegation, Mr. Smith?
Didn't think so...
Also, if sharing some good powder with one's wife off a stripper's chest is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

My aggy buddy Cletus said that sheep aren't part of the bestiality code because they have the same anatomy as a woman...

Or her.  He isn’t worried about a damn protective order either.  I would have some contingency protection if I were her.  Wife killers start out as wife beaters. 

By the way, that statement from Courtney Smith, wow.  Go read the details of Nicole Brown Simpson’s complaints and reports prior to her death.  Eerily similar which is suprising since it’s the M.O. of most abusers of women.  Control, possess, contol.  But I’m sure Mack was a big supporter/excuser of the Juice as well..

By happy ending, I'm pretty sure he meant us winning out, watching WVA beat OU next week, setting up a rematch of WVA - UT in the CCG. Of course, we'd win that game and get ourselves a nice NY6 bowl game.
aggy heads and jizz jars will explode all over TX.

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It's like he has a moment of clarity mixed in with 10 straight hours of reading Texags.

It's like he has a moment of clarity mixed in with 10 straight hours of reading Texags.

Ok. Cool, hook'em!

Hoops, I like you and think you're one of the greatest assets on this board. But we all know the average Joe didn't go through 4 years of undergrad and 3 more in law school to acquire a JD, plus all the years of additional training to get to where these folks are in their lives.
So yes, ole Cletus the tractor mechanic would probably take that deal in a heartbeat. Others with more potential or opportunities...I don't know. That's why I asked you... It's a fascinating scenario.

Probably the best LB in the big 12. Insert BDF joke here, Mack.

That's nice. How many STDs has he contracted since he moved to the land o' tortillas?

A name fit for a telemarketer.

Ian David Long doesn’t quite have a Hajji ring to it...

I hope Gov. Hot wheels tears up Tech's field turf like he does at DKR with all them fancy moves.

I hope Gov. Hot wheels tears up Tech's field turf like he does at DKR with all them fancy moves.

Listen, I've got one of the most demented senses of humor on this site. Making a joke on national TV about a service man that lost an eye in war isn't ok. And it certainly isn't funny. SNL used to be pure gold back in the Will Farrell days and even further back to Adam Sandler. These guys in the past 5-10 years just plain suck at life.

You must be a relative young man that has bought into the Dems “black victimhood” scenario.  I’ve seen water fountains that said White Only - have you?  I’ve seen eating establishments that say White Only - have you?  You’ve bought into the “poor, poor, black folks” that the Dems have brainwashed you with.  Racism is the same as it was in 1875?  Good grief.  You really need to expand your knowledge of history, and quit letting the Democratic Party tell you how, or what, to think.  Whether you believe it or not, many in the Dem Party want to keep you as a victim.  Want you under their control.  Please make an effort to think for yourself.  

Yes, mentally ill people who should've had better access to help. But remind me if they only targeted people of color? Seems to me they were just nuttier than squirrel turds and didn't care who died as long as someone suffered.
Also, Santa Fe HS shooter was of meditteranean/middle eastern decent. My wife ran the paperwork for his mom and sister to change their names.