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    Only when followed by the sound of a shotgun shell being chambered and the sound of a zipper.
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    I’m gonna say Mid-County Madness PN-G vs Big Ned does...
  3. SmashMouth
    Groom them to vote Democrat.
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    What or How can she be taken seriously?
  5. SmashMouth
    You haven’t said “Yikes” since the SillyWilly days!
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    More than likely, he just won’t follow through with his proclamation and matters will just get worse.
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    That is a true statement. My Dad even stood at attention and saluted the flag during the National Anthem when we were watching a football game at home. It didn’t matter if it was just the two of us or a crowded room at a football party. Kept his hair high and tight even after retirement with a weekly haircut. Shaved everyday no matter what. Hell, I think he ironed his damn underwear. Lol.
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    My Dad was a Marine for 30 years. He met my mom there, also a Marine at the time. You can damn sure bet my bed was made every morning. Lol. Nothing but respect for our armed forces.
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    Not even one part of me feels sorry for him.
  10. SmashMouth
    Man, I saw that the other day. Hard to keep composed.
  11. SmashMouth
    Dang. That sucks.
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    1000%
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    Freakin hilarious!
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    What modern time vaccines can account for deforming our babies or killing us?
  15. SmashMouth
    That would be off topic. 😎
  16. SmashMouth
    That brings me to tears.
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    Why? Why is it coming?
  18. SmashMouth
    Happy Easter to ALL! CHRIST IS RISEN!
  19. SmashMouth
    What does IQ mean?
  20. SmashMouth
    Ohhhh, my friend. There’s a lot more where that came from. From the President on down. They’re all liars. Both sides. Self-serving and corrupt politicians are a dime a dozen.
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    Sorry, I got lost somewhere between John’s Hopkins, the flu and dead people. How is this relevant to the topic again?
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    This ⬆️
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    Truth!
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    The reason for the seatbelt laws is because insurance PACs lobbied for it to save them money. It has little to do with the concerns fir life, just profit. If life-saving was the criterion for restrictive laws, then smoking, abortion and fast food restaurants would be outlawed. I’m not saying seatbelts don’t save lives, but it’s a silly law. Should be a choice instead.
  25. SmashMouth
    That is freakin hilarious! I’ve seen that on his standup. Dude's hilarious.
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