Tyrone_Biggums

This can't sit on the second page when Dayton and BH are tied for most obnoxious.  To The Top.

Can I go ahead and pre-order my midget cougtalk?

Good win guys, way to go.

Sat through one half of this one and saw all that I needed to see.  A few comments: I spotted a few cougars on the gcm side.  You guys really know how to grow them over at memorial.  Can you say bazoongas because I can. Crosby may very well come back in this one and get the win.  I don't want to go into too much detail because I don't like to be negative.  A quick question for the cougar fans, was the first half typical?  Was this a trap game?  Maybe you guys were looking ahead to next week or just didn't come ready to play? Hope everybody stays healthy in the second half.  Hopefully a different team will come out in the second and next week will be a battle of the undefeateds.

2.1 smite per post ratio.  Where you at itchit?  It's friday and almost game time and I see that PNG is still in the lead.  I think the real battle here is between Dayton and BH.  Maybe another school has the rudeness and crudeness that is necessary to get in the race.  In the words of the dude...do your worst.

I believe so. Can anybody confirm?  I thought liltex said that's where it would be.

I better start lifting weights if I want to win the midget tossing contest.

Anybody, anybody?  Thinking about checking this one out instead of the dayton game because my chl hasn't come through yet.

FYI, my sandwich bringing, cartwheeling midget should also like to party.  Thanks for reminding me of that backflipper.  Also, the midget should be good at impressions and proficient in nun-chucking.

Coogtalk, If dayton loses to Crosby and then loses the first playoff game then that means I will not post on the football boards until the beginning of next season.  Are you willing to go that far if Crosby loses to Dayton and tanks their first playoff game?

Attention: coogtalk, bigdaddyblue, hitman, caprock, hill1970 How about a message board wager on this game.  If Dayton loses, I don't post any comments until Dayton's first playoff win this season.  If Crosby loses, no comments from you guys until Crosby's first playoff victory this season.  It's your chance to shut me up.  Do you believe in your team?  Nobody from BH had the gonads for this one, I'm hoping you believe in your team enough to take the bet. I'm also down for a bet that involves the exchange of Ric Flair chops OR this new wrinkle:the loser has to buy the winner a midget for the week.  I want my midget to be proficient at cartwheels and bringing me sandwiches.  This is my only caveat should you choose this option.

Let's go bronchos.  Put up 50.  Don't let them sniff around the endzone.  No turnovers.  Don't allow any big plays.  Force fumbles and get some interceptions.  Handle your business tonight and when the final whistle blows, start focusing on destroying Crosby next week.  Put your foot on their necks and keep it there.  I want to see the killer instinct tonight.  No mercy.

I'd like to hear hooks and stewart mic'd up while their teams played each other.  That would crack me up.

[quote name="bh89-2" post="883228" timestamp="1287744675"] [quote author=Scalp'em link=topic=74639.msg882494#msg882494 date=1287668097] There needs to be a recount! We didn't get 51% of the vote. [/quote] Tyrone mentioned you had some "chads hangging"......... ;D ;D ;D [/quote] No, my chads be swanging.

Did you say posterior carbunkle rollingnac?  I like it.

Enough with the lovefest stangs and hammer.  How about that sweet smite per post ratio that I totally earned in less than 24 hours?  Suckit itchit.

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Here I am, talking smack about PNG and I don't even get smited.  You indians are WAY off your game on this one. I'm upset in ways that you can't even imagine.

[quote name="hill1970" post="882209" timestamp="1287619720"] We are here, just watching the Dayton fans dig there hole. I sure hope that y'all like the taste of crow, because there will be plenty to eat after 10/29/10. [/quote] You do realize that the butt kicking Dayton is going to put on Crosby is going to be legendary don't you?  You're children's children will tell their children about the terrible things that happened to the Cougars on the 29th of October in the year of our lord 2010.  I would suggest that the cougars have counselors on hand so that the coog fans will have someone to guide them into healing after they watch their team get dismantled.

PNG can't even get the negative karma thing right.  Well, I know two things they aren't good at.  This doesn't change the fact that THE REZ IS FOR REAL.

[quote name="Hawkeye" post="882181" timestamp="1287618344"] Not to change the subject, but I was looking through an old BH yearbook today and I found a picture of BH89-2 [img][Hidden Content]] [b][size=14pt]The Founding Member of the Fallopian Swim Team[/size][/b] [/quote] Literally spit my drink out on that one.  No wonder smoking baby's nickname is carl hungus.

Just in case any of you purple clad Indians forgot when you looked at your record this season.... [move][size=14pt]THE REZ IS FOR REAL[/size][/move]

[quote name="Itch?Scratchit!" post="882166" timestamp="1287617237"] I rule you and will continue to rule you!   [/quote] Stand by. And done.  Watch the smites climb and climb. -89 at time of posting.

Where are all the Crosby fans at?  I'm starting to run out of steam because their moronic statements give me the fuel I need to succeed.

[quote name="Itch?Scratchit!" post="882146" timestamp="1287616651"] BH is a cry baby.  Bleed needs to mind his own business. Elhector is a wanna be. Weed is a suck up.  SgtRey is a wus or should I say "el wuso". BMT"Toy"Soulja is all hype.  I will maintain my 3.8 SPP and rule all of you in the end.   BRONX Rulez! PATITAN IS KING! [/quote] Is that an SPP challenge scratch it?  If you really want to get the smite per post thing going just let me know and I will show you what a champion looks like.