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mat

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  1. True but not the answer I was looking for
  2. What’s the one think Adam and Eve did not have that everyone else has?
  3. I learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pi*sing everyone off is a piece of cake. If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban. I'm responsible for what I say, not what you understand. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it. My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there's a new strain out there. It's not my age that bothers me; it's the side effects. As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history... I'm sure of one thing: It will be misspelled and have no punctuation. Me, sobbing: "I can't see you anymore... I'm not going to let you hurt me again." My Trainer: "It was one sit-up." As I've gotten older, people think I've become lazy. The truth is I'm being more energy efficient. Turns out being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff. I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas. God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round...and laughed and laughed and laughed. I'm on two diets. I don't get enough food on one. I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes. Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall. and I picked it up without knowing who was calling. Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation "Maybe next time" isn't the correct response. She says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found mute by now. Sometimes the Universe puts you on the same situation again to see if you're still a dumb ass. There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is that once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest.
  4. Had he not already been in custody, they might not have found him.
  5. I don’t see a problem or an exclusion in the national anthem lyrics.
  6. As bad as I hate it, gotta agree with some of the dems here. Trump is scared of DeSantis, his only competition. The dems won’t have to sling mud. Trump will do it all.
  7. This is some weird stuff that’s too bizarre to make truthful sense. What does it see that their high tech satellites can’t see?
  8. Let’s play what if. What if our government suspects the balloon to have chemical or biological weapons on board? If we blow it up, we expose disaster on our own country. Is so, what if China has the means to activate remotely when ever they choose? True or not, we are still that vulnerable.
  9. Just another fine example of how weak we and vulnerable we are.
  10. How in the hell do we allow this? No worries, the FBI is on it. We are going down hill. [Hidden Content]
  11. This is really weird. Something doesn’t add up
  12. I agree, hostilities were happening and those should be held accountable. However, there may be a lot of other truths that have been withheld from the public. There has been a lot of witch hunting of others for sensationalism.
  13. Somebody please explain this sick bill. We are truly messed up. [Hidden Content]
  14. The only reason the story is growing is the big machine has decided it’s time for Joe to go. They know he can’t win another term. What loving father charges his son 50,000 a month rent? Sarcasm alert. [Hidden Content]
  15. Puts a whole new spin on the family tree.
  16. Brady might be able to help a team that didn’t expect him to have 65 pass attempts. However, it is time for him to retire.
  17. That’s because you’ve never had to run from a dragonfly. 🙂
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