Saturday Headlines 10/1/2011

[BMTSoulja1]

You know what time it is!

[BrenhamFan]

[b]Animal Cruelty or Football Beatdown[/b]

A beaten and battered pack of Bulldogs was found near the banks of the Brazos late last night.  While some have mentioned a football game that was played last night, it was also pointed out that Michael Vick has had some extra time on his hands with a recent injury...  He was the leading suspect, but after further review, it has been confirmed that it was just the annual beating Brenham gives Waller.  Case closed....

[surfer73]

Free dog fur coats at the Reservation !

[Bigdog]

FOUND:  One ugly purple and white feathered headress.
Currently Located:  Nederland trophy case

IF You Lost it:  Wait till next year and try again!

[Kiandn]

Local Vets work overtime Saturday Many Bulldogs beat and batter Reservation looks like Port Arthur Pound

[Kiandn]

Indians are written a warning for animal cruelity

[bh15]

[quote name="bigdog" post="1066724" timestamp="1317059571"]
FOUND:  One ugly purple and white feathered headress.
Currently Located:  Nederland trophy case

IF You Lost it:  Wait till next year and try again!
[/quote] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[broncoman]

Baytown Lee picks up 2nd straight win after BH forfeits game. BH coach said that the team's lifelong goal had been achieved the week before when they beat perennial powerhouse, the Dayton Broncos. With such a huge victory, the Eagles have nothing left to play for.

[bh89-2]

How many licks does it take a Lion to get to the Center of a Jaguar??????  Not Many! 

[Guest Pirate_pride_07]

Head coach of the Lumberton Raiders wouldn't step on the Vidor game field this week after finding a white powdery substance on the playing field of Vidor. After an investigator did a thorough investigation he found the white powerdy substance to be the goal line and immediately resumed the game after deciding the Lumberton Raiders was unlikely to encounter the substance on that night again.  ::)  8)

[Bigdog]

[quote name="bh89-2" post="1067048" timestamp="1317083379"]
How many licks does it take a Lion to get to the Center of a Jaguar??????  Not Many! 
[/quote]

nice! :) :)

[bh89-2]

After 7 Livingston TD's, now known as "roofies", BMTSoulja1 wakes up in a Las Vegas penthouse with a Lion in his bathroom.  Wonder what he did to the Lion, before he passed out? 

[TradinUp BH]

The town of Nederland,Texas is shut down due to the whole city being caught consuming alcohol on top of the Doggie Dome after being beaten by the NDNS. All Businesses suspended employees for 4 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) Bring it!!!!

[NDNation]

BULLDOGS DEFEATED: Dogs were slowed down by smoke inhalation after running thru their blowup dog house, Indians circled and Scalped!

[Kiandn]

[quote name="NDNation" post="1067455" timestamp="1317139087"]
BULLDOGS DEFEATED: Dogs were slowed down by smoke inhalation after running thru their blowup dog house, Indians circled and Scalped!
[/quote][quote author=Scalp'em link=topic=88866.msg1067421#msg1067421 date=1317136485]
The town of Nederland,Texas is shut down due to the whole city being caught consuming alcohol on top of the Doggie Dome after being beaten by the NDNS. All Businesses suspended employees for 4 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) Bring it!!!!
[/quote] Ha ha ha ha

[Trocket]

[quote name="bh89-2" post="1067141" timestamp="1317088750"]
After 7 Livingston TD's, now known as "roofies", BMTSoulja1 wakes up in a Las Vegas penthouse with a Lion in his bathroom.  Wonder what he did to the Lion, before he passed out?
[/quote]OMG  HA HA HA;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[bh15]

BH holds a charity event to rebuild the liquor store in Dayton after angry and forlorn fans ransacked the shelves last Friday. Bowls of Gander gumbo can be purchased for $5 or foodstamps. Plenty of tenderized goose meat left after last nights game in Baytown.