1 + 1 + 1 = ?

[AggiesAreWe]

Being that I am an Aggie, I have heard the light bulb joke many many times. It has always been 3. Never ever heard it told as 100.

Carry on.

[baddog]

18 minutes ago, AggiesAreWe said:

Being that I am an Aggie, I have heard the light bulb joke many many times. It has always been 3. Never ever heard it told as 100.

Carry on.

Oh no. Shot down by an Aggie. Many variations of all those jokes, but if you say 3, I can live with it.

[Big girl]

6 hours ago, Reagan said:

First of all, this was a poll in February of 2024 by the Presidential Greatness Project made up of only two people with only 154 respondents to the survey.  I would like to know the political breakdown of those 154 people.  The LA Times (commie rag) talked about this same survey.  Based on this survey it stated: "Indeed, every modern Republican president has dropped in the survey, including the transformational Ronald Reagan (No. 16) and George H.W. Bush (No. 19), who led the nation’s last decisive military victory.  Every contemporary Democratic president has moved up in the ranks — Barack Obama (No. 7), Bill Clinton (No. 12) and even Jimmy Carter (No. 22).   

I don't think anyone in their right mind would say Yobama was a better President than Reagan.  It also had JoeBama ahead of Reagan.  These two statements right there shows this is a sham survey!  

BTW -- the first 6 months of Trump's presidency has been the most consequence of any president in the past 70 years!  

How do you think polls are done. They use a sample. They don't contact everybody in the US

[UT alum]

7 hours ago, AggiesAreWe said:

Being that I am an Aggie, I have heard the light bulb joke many many times. It has always been 3. Never ever heard it told as 100.

Carry on.

Yep. My dad told me that joke when I was a kid. 

[UT alum]

1 hour ago, Big girl said:

How do you think polls are done. They use a sample. They don't contact everybody in the US

These folks don’t accept much science, Big Girl.

[UT alum]

7 hours ago, baddog said:

1 to hold the lightbulb, 99 to turn the house. That's 100. Checked on Ghislaine today? If she doesn’t guve up Trump, will you believe her. Epstein’s lawyer already said no in in office is on the “list” and here you are still trying to convict without evidence. That’s so typical of liberals…..kinda like a lynch mob.

How would the guy holding the bulb rotate around the receptacle if the whole house was turning? Are you an Aggie?

[5GallonBucket]

51 minutes ago, UT alum said:

These folks don’t accept much science, Big Girl.

Like anatomy 

[OlDawg]

1 hour ago, UT alum said:

How would the guy holding the bulb rotate around the receptacle if the whole house was turning? Are you an Aggie?

He’d walk the other direction. Teasips…

[UT alum]

9 hours ago, OlDawg said:

He’d walk the other direction. Teasips…

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He needs someone to turn the ladder. If he could walk the other direction he wouldn’t need help. 

[baddog]

Imagine that, someone trying to scientifically figure out an Aggie joke, when ridiculousness is what they’re all about. Now if only he would address the rest of my post.

[Reagan]

On 7/25/2025 at 8:27 PM, Big girl said:

How do you think polls are done. They use a sample. They don't contact everybody in the US

 

Democrats’ approval rating craters to 35-year low: WSJ poll...

@UT alum

[OlDawg]

On 7/25/2025 at 3:05 PM, AggiesAreWe said:

Being that I am an Aggie, I have heard the light bulb joke many many times. It has always been 3. Never ever heard it told as 100.

Carry on.

 

On 7/25/2025 at 10:22 PM, UT alum said:

How would the guy holding the bulb rotate around the receptacle if the whole house was turning? Are you an Aggie?

 

On 7/26/2025 at 9:03 AM, baddog said:

Imagine that, someone trying to scientifically figure out an Aggie joke, when ridiculousness is what they’re all about.

As a member of a 'blended family', I always get a kick out of these. New ones are brought up at each family gathering. Funny competition. Of course, I do question the intelligence of someone who graduated from a school that takes great pride in being one of the people who escort around a one ton bovine, picking up their patties in front of a national TV audience.

Is that what's called a 'Bucket List' item? 😜

[baddog]

44 minutes ago, OlDawg said:

 

 

As a member of a 'blended family', I always get a kick out of these. New ones are brought up at each family gathering. Funny competition. Of course, I do question the intelligence of someone who graduated from a school that takes great pride in being one of the people who escort around a one ton bovine, picking up their patties in front of a national TV audience.

Is that what's called a 'Bucket List' item? 😜

Guilty as charged.

[UT alum]

11 hours ago, Reagan said:

 

Democrats’ approval rating craters to 35-year low: WSJ poll...

@UT alum

What happened 5 years later?

[UT alum]

Just now, UT alum said:

What happened 5 years later?

Or maybe it was 6.

[UT alum]

4 hours ago, OlDawg said:

 

 

As a member of a 'blended family', I always get a kick out of these. New ones are brought up at each family gathering. Funny competition. Of course, I do question the intelligence of someone who graduated from a school that takes great pride in being one of the people who escort around a one ton bovine, picking up their patties in front of a national TV audience.

Is that what's called a 'Bucket List' item? 😜

🤘

[OlDawg]

1 hour ago, UT alum said:

🤘

lol.

Just make sure you don’t use the ‘hook em horns’ overseas if you’re traveling with your wife/girlfriend. I’ll let you look it up. Not sure I should post here.

[OlDawg]

2 hours ago, UT alum said:

What happened 5 years later?

Democrats have true, unabashedly admitted Socialist/Communists winning mayoral races in NYC & Minneapolis.