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it’s a little lengthy but very true. I hope the liberal will take the time to read it. DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is our separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. —We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel. --You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them. --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens. --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks. --We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. --When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill. --We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. --You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World." --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot. --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you. P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country. Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.

Liberals spent all 4 years saying there was election interference and no proof has came of it and now with all the evidence so far (2020 election) they want to say there is no fraud and interference. liberals are the demise of human beings. Is that a divisive statement....sure it is but that comes about by liberals divisive actions and the reputation they created.

I now introduce Dan Crenshaw....the 4th president of Texas!!!!

Yeah surprising Their hatred for trump has been on full display before he took office. More hatred than any other president. they want him out

Don’t bother some have been indoctrinated since birth.......

He ain’t black enough for the liberals

Alaska has went blue one time in its history of presidential elections. Alaska isn’t a swing state. They are a red state when it comes to presidential elections. Never before has Alaska took days to be called. liberals holding on to every possibility. scum

1+1=3

Everybody forgets that Biden s running mate called him a rapist and a racist during primaries liberal.....bunch of quacks

I have district one in Nebraska in favor to Trump with 159895 votes to Biden s 114762 votes For the counties that are 100% sarpy county is at 96% trump with 51518 biden with 41029 Douglas county is at 96% trump with 112,354 biden with 141140 add those to above votes trump 323,767 biden 296,931 so how have they called that for Biden? based on those percentages of what’s left even if they all went to Biden Biden still would nt have enough votes to win that district. It would be around 323,767 to Roughly 311,000 in favor of Trump maybe I need to check my math a 3rd time

Alaska hasn’t been called......hmmmmm why they waiting

Alaska a state that is known for going conservative has yet to be called.....hmmmmmm

We all knew way in advance fraud was going to happen and why is that....... it’s in the liberal character.......criminal rap sheet. reputation it is the driving force of the liberal agenda.

I can’t consider it a win. A “steal”.....yes

We got till January. When corruption runs rampant it takes time. The American people deserve the truth

Tell the whole truth

Dems are walking hypocrites

Sorry just this

Biden won’t last a year pelosi invokes 25 th amend

You know what low is KILLING BABiES. Or letting out prisoners because of covid and them same criminals killing their accuser. I could go on and on and on you need to go back and look at history when it comes to Supreme Court nominations when the potus and senate are of the same party. what you think low is is baffling. joe Biden broke records in votes when he couldn’t even get nominated in 2016......please.

Liberals have proven over and over again who they are.......there is no low that they won’t go they ve been coming up with stuff since before he took office in 2016. not surprised one bit

In January 😉

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