Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

I took Cuse and the under. Ching Ching!!

Your burning your excuses up too fast, Mack.
"Well it's the same ole song, fiddle, and guitar..."
--Waylon Jennings
---Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

Ok ok, let me help you.  Zero times.  Zero times in 16 years.  But you did finish in the top 25 a whopping 4 times in 16 years.  I think we might be being generous when we say that aggy was mediocre when in the Big 12.  As such, we officially apologize to mediocre teams everywhere.  But again, you guys are top notch at reaching for the Bama low hanging fruit, and at borrowing money and reporting it as revenue.  At those things, well, you’re just top notch!

Both of the freshmen are in the transfer portal now. Doesn't mean either will transfer, but Rising is one play from being the guy next year. Why would he transfer?? Dumb...I can understand Thompson but not Rising.

Both of the freshmen are in the transfer portal now. Doesn't mean either will transfer, but Rising is one play from being the guy next year. Why would he transfer?? Dumb...I can understand Thompson but not Rising.

He's slated for slot receiver, but after today we might have our second RB of the class. Good Lord that was a ridiculous display...Percy Harvin 2.0.
Oh and our other slot receiver in this class just so happens to be the Gatorade National POY.

The cotton bowl, when you guys played in it last, was not.   As you should know, it wasn’t a BCS bowl.   The only reason it is now on the same plane is because your big brother lobbied for it to be included in the playoff system.  Once that happened, then yes, it returned to “major” status.  Coincidentally, that was the year after aggy’s last appearance.  So yes, you do have a couple of appearances in the cotton bowl this century, along with Tech, Baylor, Okie Lite, and Western Michigan.   Congrats and hang a banner.  
Consider yourself enlightened.  

Two words.....Case McCoy

You do seem like the type that would hate watching fine wimminz romancing each other. 

Yep. Zach Smith causing his heart attack to flare up.

I called it months ago. Florida situation 2.0

Ok, this is where I draw the line... UFOs are real, man!!

That's what the victim said...

In my best McConaughey voice, “it’d been a lot cooler if he did..”

My wife coordinated an event for him about 15 years ago in River Oaks. She's got a picture of them on her desk at work. While she didn't agree with his politics, she was in awe of his presence and charisma. One of the greatest American heroes. He gave so much for our country.
And no, he didn't grope her during the photo op.
Rest easy, Mr. President.

Dawg fans still use the "what time is it in Texas? 10 to 9" joke. Time to shut them up and get some payback.

That's what the victim said...

My wife coordinated an event for him about 15 years ago in River Oaks. She's got a picture of them on her desk at work. While she didn't agree with his politics, she was in awe of his presence and charisma. One of the greatest American heroes. He gave so much for our country.
And no, he didn't grope her during the photo op.
Rest easy, Mr. President.

That's a huge opportunity for Texas. Don't see them winning that game, but man talk about catapult the program

I am very PROUD of the Longhorns’ performance yesterday. 
This team overachieved to be in this game.
This staff has shown the ability to recruit talent and teach it to win. 
No moral victories here. We like real wins. 
Be proud Horns let’s go win another bowl game. 
HOOKEM
 
 

I just want to say how proud I am of this team and how we made a decent year out of it. Did not start off on the right foot, but we battled and showed we're the most physical team in the Big 12. It's hard to beat a team twice in a year, especially one that is more talented than you. Let's finish the season 1-0 then hit there weight room in the spring. Big things coming our way over the next few years.

I just want to say how proud I am of this team and how we made a decent year out of it. Did not start off on the right foot, but we battled and showed we're the most physical team in the Big 12. It's hard to beat a team twice in a year, especially one that is more talented than you. Let's finish the season 1-0 then hit there weight room in the spring. Big things coming our way over the next few years.

I just want to say how proud I am of this team and how we made a decent year out of it. Did not start off on the right foot, but we battled and showed we're the most physical team in the Big 12. It's hard to beat a team twice in a year, especially one that is more talented than you. Let's finish the season 1-0 then hit there weight room in the spring. Big things coming our way over the next few years.

Well in fairness, he did spell tonsil correctly so that's an improvement right there.