90yshallow

This guy should be burned at the stake while being stoned to death.  If you screw up and play an ineligible player you should never be able to get another job...ever...and you should be homeless....and your kids should starve to death...and you should be forced to marry an ugly wife.

How a guy like this gets a job at a powerful program like Hamshire Fannett is beyond me.  HF simply has too many Division I athletes to hire a coach with ONLY 4 "TAPPS" state championship.



 

This guy should be burned at the stake while being stoned to death.  If you screw up and play an ineligible player you should never be able to get another job...ever...and you should be homeless....and your kids should starve to death...and you should be forced to marry an ugly wife.

How a guy like this gets a job at a powerful program like Hamshire Fannett is beyond me.  HF simply has too many Division I athletes to hire a coach with ONLY 4 "TAPPS" state championship.



 

Took my kids there last summer....We all ate the Cookie Monster Blue Texas Two-Step ice cream...8 Hours later it was Incredible Hulk Green.

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Records are relative. Kind of like coach of the year awards. Usually go to a coach who's team either won state or at least made a deep playoff run (there have probably been exceptions). The real coach of the year was probably some coach that no one heard about ,at a school no one thinks about, that didn't have squat to work with, that took a team that should of gone 0-fer or maybe a win or two and went 5-5 or 6-4.....
I'm sure plenty will disagree, but some might agree....

Dilly Dilly

They would have a better record if they did squat jumps until they started peeing blood.

Dennis Franchione got his first college coaching job because he brought his wife to the interview and she was hot.  After that, every time he was announced as a new head coach he would introduce his wife as the reason why he was there.  So a hot wife is a must.

"Loyalty" is discussed at every interview...followed up by an offer of a probationary contract.  Everything is a quick fix.  

Dennis Franchione got his first college coaching job because he brought his wife to the interview and she was hot.  After that, every time he was announced as a new head coach he would introduce his wife as the reason why he was there.  So a hot wife is a must.

"Loyalty" is discussed at every interview...followed up by an offer of a probationary contract.  Everything is a quick fix.  

Undefeated against JV teams and charter schools.
 
 

They're all disgruntled.

This week the Hornets take on DaQuan Lattimore and the Hempstead Bobcats on their territory.  The Hornets will do their best to bounce back from four straight district losses, and will make sure that DaQuan doesn't "hit the quan" in post touchdown bliss.  The boys will be fired up and ready to go, with their last win coming over a month ago to a JV team.  Thunder by Imagine Dragons will be playing on repeat on all of their head phones. (I don't know about you...but that song gets me fired up)

The visitor's section will be packed with the Hardin women that aren't at Stetson's in Humble and the eight band dads who don't hunt deer.  This is a tentative assessment assuming the Lady Hornet volleyball team gets knocked out of the playoffs by the corn-fed hoss-es of East Bernard tonight.  
Friday night....If the Lady Hornets pull off the upset, only the eight band dads will be in attendance, four of which will be begrudgingly holding down the blow up football helmet...It's gonna be windy...somebody buy those boys a Frito pie and thank them for their service.
The most difficult battle Friday, will be for the coaching staff to keep the football players off of the volleyball fan bus...IF the Lady Hornets pull off the upset tonight.
May the realignment gods shine upon them.  Hardin by 2 in a stunner.

The Hornets look to bounce back this week from another multiple touchdown loss.  The baseball coaches will be working off a baseball hangover from the World Series today so look for the Sub-Varsity teams to get hammered by three touch downs or more.
The opening weekend of deer season is upon us.  This means the coaches jobs are safe this week because the talking heads will all be in the woods by Friday afternoon.  The only thing more important than high school football is a deep freeze full of back strap.

The women of Hardin are all getting their hair and nails done today to prepare for opening weekend.  This will be the busiest weekend of the year at Stetson's Nightlife in Humble. 
146 will be eerily quiet...Anahuac is less awful than Hardin by two scores.

The Hornets look to bounce back this week from another multiple touchdown loss.  The baseball coaches will be working off a baseball hangover from the World Series today so look for the Sub-Varsity teams to get hammered by three touch downs or more.
The opening weekend of deer season is upon us.  This means the coaches jobs are safe this week because the talking heads will all be in the woods by Friday afternoon.  The only thing more important than high school football is a deep freeze full of back strap.

The women of Hardin are all getting their hair and nails done today to prepare for opening weekend.  This will be the busiest weekend of the year at Stetson's Nightlife in Humble. 
146 will be eerily quiet...Anahuac is less awful than Hardin by two scores.

The Hornets look to bounce back this week from another multiple touchdown loss.  The baseball coaches will be working off a baseball hangover from the World Series today so look for the Sub-Varsity teams to get hammered by three touch downs or more.
The opening weekend of deer season is upon us.  This means the coaches jobs are safe this week because the talking heads will all be in the woods by Friday afternoon.  The only thing more important than high school football is a deep freeze full of back strap.

The women of Hardin are all getting their hair and nails done today to prepare for opening weekend.  This will be the busiest weekend of the year at Stetson's Nightlife in Humble. 
146 will be eerily quiet...Anahuac is less awful than Hardin by two scores.

The Hornets look to bounce back this week from another multiple touchdown loss.  The baseball coaches will be working off a baseball hangover from the World Series today so look for the Sub-Varsity teams to get hammered by three touch downs or more.
The opening weekend of deer season is upon us.  This means the coaches jobs are safe this week because the talking heads will all be in the woods by Friday afternoon.  The only thing more important than high school football is a deep freeze full of back strap.

The women of Hardin are all getting their hair and nails done today to prepare for opening weekend.  This will be the busiest weekend of the year at Stetson's Nightlife in Humble. 
146 will be eerily quiet...Anahuac is less awful than Hardin by two scores.

So the "youth championship ring" guy showed up here not understanding why Hardin can't win...Next thing you know the "BLOCK LINE!!!" guy will show up...

You can't win the Kentucky Derby with a mule and you can't consistently win at sports with genetically inferior athletes.  

This game should set the ball rolling for the "Fire Haynes!" crowd to start getting vocal.   
A guy who previously played "pulling guard" for the Hornets will be yelling, "BLOCK LINE!!!" This guy will be between 5'6" and 5'9" with Hardin trucker style hat and a Hardin Youth Football championship ring...He only voices his disgust because Haynes squandered all of the talent that he sent up the line.  You will be able to hear him over the band.
The women in the crowd will be taking turns going back and forth to the parking lot to take a few more pulls off of a menthol Newport and a swig or two from a Smirnoff they poured into a Yeti cup...all the while wondering why can't the boys be as good as the girls.  You will be able to spot them by the sequins on the butt of their jeans and Jesus inspired t-shirts.
Win or lose...It will a be a pretty good little Friday night on the visitor's side.
 
Hitchcock 35
Hardin 6

I would bet that you could draw a line from Highlands, TX to Pittsburgh, TX and every town to the East of this line you would be able to find some facsimile of my description going down on a Friday night.  

This game should set the ball rolling for the "Fire Haynes!" crowd to start getting vocal.   
A guy who previously played "pulling guard" for the Hornets will be yelling, "BLOCK LINE!!!" This guy will be between 5'6" and 5'9" with Hardin trucker style hat and a Hardin Youth Football championship ring...He only voices his disgust because Haynes squandered all of the talent that he sent up the line.  You will be able to hear him over the band.
The women in the crowd will be taking turns going back and forth to the parking lot to take a few more pulls off of a menthol Newport and a swig or two from a Smirnoff they poured into a Yeti cup...all the while wondering why can't the boys be as good as the girls.  You will be able to spot them by the sequins on the butt of their jeans and Jesus inspired t-shirts.
Win or lose...It will a be a pretty good little Friday night on the visitor's side.
 
Hitchcock 35
Hardin 6

This game should set the ball rolling for the "Fire Haynes!" crowd to start getting vocal.   
A guy who previously played "pulling guard" for the Hornets will be yelling, "BLOCK LINE!!!" This guy will be between 5'6" and 5'9" with Hardin trucker style hat and a Hardin Youth Football championship ring...He only voices his disgust because Haynes squandered all of the talent that he sent up the line.  You will be able to hear him over the band.
The women in the crowd will be taking turns going back and forth to the parking lot to take a few more pulls off of a menthol Newport and a swig or two from a Smirnoff they poured into a Yeti cup...all the while wondering why can't the boys be as good as the girls.  You will be able to spot them by the sequins on the butt of their jeans and Jesus inspired t-shirts.
Win or lose...It will a be a pretty good little Friday night on the visitor's side.
 
Hitchcock 35
Hardin 6

7-on-7 competitions give teams the potential to develop a 2 min offense which some Wing-T/Run Oriented offenses don't spend a lot of time on.  It keeps teams from having to run no-huddle Scat Rt over and over again.  There is a reason successful coach practice pass skell in practice every day.  Its a practice tool.