Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

Typical for a ETBF.

Nice win on an off-night.

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I assume that's counting the FedEx Sherrill days too huh? Or how about those "national championships" you have on the wall of "champions"??

Are you aggy?  Because you sound aggy...

Best thing I can say about that is that it's over.

He's also proven that he can rush upfield on a run play, allowing the back to run right by him... Over and over and over again.

Psst...(it's Brandon)

OK, I'll give it the ol' college try:
1) I just so happened to be at the deer lease in Caldwell when Bamer ran through aggy.  I stopped off at the Dairy Queen after my hunt, it looked like the aggy football gods had puked in that place.
2) Try as you might, you couldn't put ol' Les out of his misery, instead you bought him another year or two.
3) You couldn't even beat UL (oh by the way, the upper classmen being 3* Chollie's guys) in your bowl game.
4) You got ran through again during recruiting season by 3* Chollie, but don't let it stop you from guzzling that which Hamm and Looch excrete.
5) Almost forgot, which QB's do y'all plan on playing again this year??  Ohhh...that's right...Hoobestank and a OU washout.
6) But don't worry, the 20 WR's that you have on scholarship will surely do you some good in the trenches when you need them most, I have the confident.
7) Alton Robinson, we're looking at you (through jail cell bars).

Fixed it for you

That's right... Baylor's rapists are NOT $EC good. They deserve separate threads.

Absolutely loved this win! OU STILL SUCKS

It's 5:23 PM and OU still sucks!

It's 5:01pm and ou still sucks.

It's 5:01pm and ou still sucks.

In all fairness, if you want to find an expert at being mediocre in all things, look to aggy fan.  It's their greatest tradition for pete's sake. 

That guy makes my brain hurt. How does he think us keeping the coach that just whipped their asses in recruiting is going to benefit them next year or any year in the future? He needs to focus on the psorosis of the liver that is Kevin Stumblin.

Cue the "them dern sips done opened their checkbooks to make this go away" claims.

So they can start using the jars for their actual purpose?

First play of the spring game... We're going deep.

It's in Houston.  A huge IF Miami goes, imma stay downtown that weekend
 
Hit up the flying saucer

So in summation, SEC schools rock and errrbody else can suck it? That about the tone? I didn't read it.

And I'm sure that's all Rumlin and Chief wanted out of this deal, huh? A pay raise for the DL corch at tu... Give me a break.

That piece sounds like it was written by bible aggy themselves. How do you investigate, the piece asks?? Try the Charlie Strong method that he used with Sanders and Meander last year... Suspend them indefinitely until the matter is solved. That would have taken Ouchakudu, or whatever his name is, off campus and negated any chance that it might happen to another female student. Of course, that was too hard for Briles, etc. to grasp. They left him on the roster until he was charged for rape. And he spent all summer practicing like it was no big deal.
Also, what does it matter what would happen at A&M? Last I checked, no aggy has been accused, charged, or CONVICTED of rape, at least recently. 
Ultimately, there is no spin that you can throw at me that makes their adminstration less guilty of cover up. I'm just glad my daughters are young enough that I have several more years before I have to worry about this stuff at a college. And they damn sure won't be enrolling at that cess pool.

That's what I figured. How'd that 0-4 with Jones, Daniels, Shark, and Christmas-Giles feel yesterday bro? 
How does it make you feel any better that those other $EC schools beat us yesterday when you couldn't even beat Baylor? Quite frankly, celebrating their success is only going to lead to your misery in the future. I mean, you do realize you're going to get sodomized by those teams for the next several years, right?
I don't know... Guess I'm just a stupid sip that doesn't understand the almighty aggy logic.

How long will it take for this thread to disappear?? The Fuerer is looking at you, bulldog!