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"Shorty Strong", as you call him, can still bench press your fat coach. At least until he eats another 5-6 dozen donuts.

Again, stay on track. We were talking defenses, piggy.

Or yours vs. Tceh last year at home?

Nice deflection, but you know who I'm talking about... Your meat headed, big tittied, toe sucking, loud mouth coach.

Strong words coming from the supporter of Kingsbury's side piece.

They're just nervous and anxious because they know the sleeping giant is awakening and all their recruits are belong to us now. Look at this speculated two deep... Now this is a roster we can go to war with. Offense LT: Williams, Delance LG: Hodges, Hudson C: Shackleford, Rodriguez RG: Vahe, Okafor RT: Perkins, Nickelson, QB: Buechele, Swoopes RB: D Foreman, Warren IR: A Foreman, Heard IR: Duvernay, Newsome WR: Johnson, Joe WR: Burt, Leonard Defense Fox: Hughes, Hager NT: Boyette, Elliott DT: Ford, Nelson SE: Omenihu, Cottrell SLB: Freeman, Cole MLB: Jefferson, McCulloch WLB: Wheeler, Townsend CB: D Davis, Boyd CB: Hill, A Davis SS: Haines, Elliott FS: Jones, Hall N: PJ Locke, Boyd

Gawd...I think you guys have wore that remark out. Can't wait to go 9-3 this year and shut y'all up.

You mean like Arizona's first-year coach taking his team to the CWS finals this year? I'm not saying that's where we'll end up next year, but you can rebuild a collegiate baseball team a lot faster than you can a football team.

Our O and D line haul this year is nothing short of spectacular. I haz the excite!!!

In shallah! I need to see a pic of him signing FA paperwork with two forms of ID with Mom and Sister in attendance before I believe it. But, if true, AAW you should prepare your anus.

Maybe he'll take them all the way to the scene of the crash, like he did us.

The problem remains that y'all keep trying to polish that turd. K thx bai

Patrick Hudson ‏@pathud20 2m2 minutes ago I finally got my prayers answered.

Kam to Auburn I'm officially an Auburn Tiger ....

I bet you do. I bet you'd braid his back hair.

Patrick Hudson ‏@pathud20 42s42 seconds ago I'm patiently waiting for my turn.

Well shiite Muslim... Hamm just put out that Hudson was at ou but was leaning UT. That comment from him just doomed us. DOOMED!!

Alright, alright, alright!!!

It's prettier than Norman, that's for sure. But whatever, this is mentally exhausting. It's starting to resemble Jordan Elliott's recruitment.

This. The story is changing every hour on the hour. Patrick, tell your moms to stop trolling errrbody!

He's the Teddy Bridgewater piece that Charlie talked about after the first season. Our recruiting took a huge leap forward after he and McNeal signed.

And you damn sure tried to bet me $500 in the recruiting thread when Hudson was debating Baylor vs Texas in Feb. So you only want monetary bets when you have insider info or what?

Remains to be seen, but Taylor was released by Mack after the NC year. He just comes across like a drama queen. And most UT fans are good with Porter and working back around to JK Dobbins. If we land Kam, I think that seals the deal for Dobbins to tOSU.

Yeah that's what I'm hearing. I could really care less about him. Seems like more trouble than he's worth. Plus, if he goes to AU, he'll only have to get the B on his tattoo changed to an A. Hammster just tweeted that Hudson is in Austin this morning, not aggyville.

So Patrick did or didn't make it to aggy last night? I'm hearing conflicting stories, I don't think it matters much either way. I have a really good feeling about him at this point. Also, Jason Higdon reporting that we'll see a signee today and he doesn't think it's Parrish Cobb or Kam Martin. Possibly Hudson, Urquidez, or Durvanay deux?? Should be a good day for some popcorn.