Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

It's 5:01pm and ou still sucks.

Yet, you choose not to see the forest for the trees!? a-g-g-y you ain't got no alibi, you aggy! HEY!!!

This is a known fact.

Dude, you're gonna ride that swagcopter all the way to the scene of the crash, aren't you?

Don't forget the miracle chicken bowl against those dreaded blue devils.

That guy makes my brain hurt. How does he think us keeping the coach that just whipped their asses in recruiting is going to benefit them next year or any year in the future? He needs to focus on the psorosis of the liver that is Kevin Stumblin.

Cue the "them dern sips done opened their checkbooks to make this go away" claims.

So they can start using the jars for their actual purpose?

That saucer will get you in trouble doh.

First play of the spring game... We're going deep.

Nope, he respected the hell out of that woman.

So in summation, SEC schools rock and errrbody else can suck it? That about the tone? I didn't read it.

And I'm sure that's all Rumlin and Chief wanted out of this deal, huh? A pay raise for the DL corch at tu... Give me a break.

The price of oil stays like this much longer and there will be more schools with financial troubles.

That piece sounds like it was written by bible aggy themselves. How do you investigate, the piece asks?? Try the Charlie Strong method that he used with Sanders and Meander last year... Suspend them indefinitely until the matter is solved. That would have taken Ouchakudu, or whatever his name is, off campus and negated any chance that it might happen to another female student. Of course, that was too hard for Briles, etc. to grasp. They left him on the roster until he was charged for rape. And he spent all summer practicing like it was no big deal. Also, what does it matter what would happen at A&M? Last I checked, no aggy has been accused, charged, or CONVICTED of rape, at least recently. Ultimately, there is no spin that you can throw at me that makes their adminstration less guilty of cover up. I'm just glad my daughters are young enough that I have several more years before I have to worry about this stuff at a college. And they damn sure won't be enrolling at that cess pool.

I have excite!

How long will it take for this thread to disappear?? The Fuerer is looking at you, bulldog!

I feel ya, OT. I just come on here to give you a hard time...I guess Mack as well. I told you the other day, and this post solidifies it, you MIGHT make a decent sip one of these days!!

Buechele better get off to a good start or this guy might take his spot...50 TDs to 6 Int's is ridiculous for a HS Jr.

This one got me:

They only show good sportsmanship when they're covering up a rape.

Don't worry, they just got another case of "little man syndrome". Here's something that might make you aggys feel a little bit better:

That's what I figured. How'd that 0-4 with Jones, Daniels, Shark, and Christmas-Giles feel yesterday bro? How does it make you feel any better that those other $EC schools beat us yesterday when you couldn't even beat Baylor? Quite frankly, celebrating their success is only going to lead to your misery in the future. I mean, you do realize you're going to get sodomized by those teams for the next several years, right? I don't know... Guess I'm just a stupid sip that doesn't understand the almighty aggy logic.

Quit crying Mack... Por que este triste, amigo?

I think it was Chris Daniels that said "If you don't want to play at Texas, don't let Charlie Strong sit down on your couch."