Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

Trying to rationalize their logic will only end in your demise, good sir.

They mad bro cuz they got herped and derped.

And how's that thought process gonna end for you??

What point is that? That UT is King? Or that you fit right in with those backwards thinking derelicts in Collie Station?

No sir, that right was given away by the internal rot and laziness of Mack's last years. Open your eyes and see what 3* Charlie is doing right now, coming off a 5-7 year. He's going head to head with not only Rumlin, Briles, Patterson, and Herman, but also Saban, Harbaugh, And you will see over the next 6 days, that Texas IS King and as long as our coaching staff keeps grinding, our rightful place will be restored.

You don't see where aggy has given the OTHER $EC schools more credibility with Texas kids? Just a fact, Arky and LSU, and now aggy and Mizzou were the main schools recruiting Texas successfully before y'all moved. Now, you guys have opened the flood gates for Bamer, Ole Miss, UGA, and the rest of the conference to compete with. And in the end, you will find that it's gonna be a lot harder on yourselves than it will be for tu to overcome. Oh, and you will see the desert connection dry up now that y'all got rid of spav. But good luck with Luigi and son out there, you're gonna need it.

I can't wait till next weds. What worries most haters is that the sleeping giant's slumber has come to an end.

Welp that was short lived... Lil'Jordan Humphrey ‏@LJ_Humphrey23 33s34 seconds ago That is just an interview I'm committing on Saturday Freaking millenials...

Brian Sandler ‏@BrianTWCSports 9m9 minutes ago Tonight (for real) on @Sports_NightTX: @LJ_Humphrey23 deciding between #Texas & #Wisconsin. 10 CT on channel 323! Domino???

Now I'm confused...I was under the impression maroon was the color of a Cirrhosis-infested liver (See also: Kevin Rumlin's liver).

What's funny is aggy is hedging their bets on what Ketch is feeding us all. Errbody knows he's Hamm heavy. Jason Higdon is far and away the most consistent on these things, that's just a fact. And he still seems very confident in most, with the exception of Hudson, Fowler, and possibly Irv Smith.

So is this where I add the new #FOE slogan? Sure seems like they've got the sequence inverted here. Should read everything over family... Or #EOF.

I was just being a smart a#@ guys. Of course, I was kidding about the ring deal. Read that back and it sounded tacky as hell.

Not good enough it ain't a aggy ring.

But do you have a ring?

Haven't you heard? This is the $EC forum...

Do you have VIP access sir?

Makes for an interesting January, that's for sure. I'm probably gonna get fired for lack of productivity though.

Too bad aggy wasn't in the $EC when most of these guys were playing in it. That would almost constitute a moral victory.

That boy likes him some booger sugar huh... Can't knock him.

Actually, as stated in the forum earlier, I'm a poor and can't afford your expensive bet. A wife, a mortgage, a few kids, add in a couple car notes... That's all the hell one man can stand.

Well it's nice to see our benevolent dictator with such confidence and machismo that he resorts to luring his members into bets that he either 1) has some insider info because he's from the same hometown as the recruit and is trying to capitalize on them or 2) is full aggy and has gone Taylor Hamm on us. Real nice there, aggy.

You wouldn't be saying that if you knew where my lips have been today aggy.

What part of that last comment didn't you understand? I'm not breaking that core value.