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Gilbert and Mattox being introduced on LHN right now. Mattox is a large human being! Gilbert saying "Art Briles has high character" is a bit alarming though.

So Allen's just not $EC ready... Or he couldn't hack being a Texum aggy.

He bust like a grape or what??

Would love it just for the aggy tears, they're known to cure gypsy curses.

Don't care, we won.

Ummm... What is this?? Hook'em ‏@thelonghorns12 17m17 minutes agoAccording to Aggie "insiders" on their boards Sumlin is actively looking around at other jobs.

Here he gave Strong a hug last night, does that count? Asking for a friend...

I don't know about that, but diarrhea hits close to home.

You referring to him not making as many tackles the latter part? That would be because they moved him back outside, and Jinkens benefited from it with more tackles.

He prefers the term "saggy".

Well if that info had anything to do with Bobby Burton, you might want to double check your sources, like he should. His little f up last night is gonna cost his outlet a lot of $9.95's.

Dude, I know this is all sooo hilarious for you but you have no clue as to the specifics of what happened earlier today anymore than Rumlin remembers how many ounces are poured in a vodka tonic. Stop acting like you have some kind of insider info.

Ahh the roller coaster continues... Anwar Richardson ‏@AnwarRichardson 43s43 seconds agoSources have told me Texas is trying to rally and sign Tulsa's Sterlin Gilbert. President Greg Fenves is flying out to Tulsa tonight

Obligatory... DUMPSTER FIRE!!!

I'd like to hear the real story. Do you think it may be due to Spavital's uncertain future?

No, actually Jake from state farm read the tea leaves and realized that Vahe will most likely start at C next year and bailed. Plus he doesn't like Wick. But whatever makes you feel better about all this. I would urge Kyler to take out insurance though, as much running around as he does, somebody's gonna make him pay the price next year. I would hate to see his MLB baseball career ruined in a aggy football uniform.

It's a QB factory over there. In one year, out the next.

All this going on and all I can think about is we suck so bad, we can't even get lucky enough to get Swooped or Heard to transfer.

Or maybe the more likely scenario is that nobody outside the eastern half of Texas cares what the goings on at aggy are, so the coverage isn't as intense?

Yeah... Word is he's butt cuz Vahe looks to start at center next year.

No bro, it's sarcasm. I am asking you how thick you are though. Jebus

I took your hypothetical HF cowboys as sarcasm, that's why. Of course HF would cream WO-S if they had that talent. Hell, they would be ranked the #1 HS team in the nation if that were the case. I say ban thread/delete poster.

I'm just glad it's done. Apparently, he and Buechele's coach have ties and he's all gung ho about the decision. I was starting to worry about him.

Fart... BREAKING NEWS... Sterlin Gilbert was just killed in a car crash. /sarcasm...I was just trying to give GCM a heart attack.

Think about what you're saying, in an unbiased manner. Your example earlier was WO-S and HF. Do you really believe HF would fare as well as WO-S would in that scenario? I don't. I believe more than one team would push their poop in. Meanwhile, WO-S would either beat those teams or give them a helluva game. So, common sense should tell you that, comparatively speaking, WO-S would easily handle HF. That's the thought process of these voters/ranking officials/wizards of the playoff system (or whatever you want to call them in your mythical/made-up scenario). They must have some type of ranking system, or cut the system down to a manageable number of schools for a true playoff system. The NCAA has 120+ D1 schools, there isn't enough time in a season to have a playoff system like the NFL to get down to one true champion. And the UIL certainly has too many schools to contend with, so there has to be some type of cull system. I really don't understand why you're making this so complicated.