Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

Yep... Just don't be Garrett Gilbert 2.0 please.

Ehlinger's stats bro [Hidden Content]

^^^For the love of all things holy, this! Do you even Ehlinger's stats bro?

Taylor Hamm of 247aggy just CB'd Whaley to Texas.

Didn't Whaley from Central just commit to him? Wonder if that sticks now? Or maybe he's privy to info we aren't?

If BlowU wins the MNC, I'll lick your butthole. /no homo

doug_keegan: In five of eight SEC games (Bama, Ole Miss, Auburn, Vandy, LSU), Sumlin's team scored no more than one offensive touchdown.

Seems like a Buna thing to say... Lulz. Actually, I can fap to this.

Aggy found a way to screw up a wet dream... again.

His singing may kill that recruiting class by itself.

Horns247 reporting Jordan Elliott just committed to Michigan. 5th decommitment for him so far. Seems like a pass at this point for us if he's that indecisive. My God.

Or auditioning for Dark Sark to replace spav!

That's right... Quiet them drunk coonasses up! (I did notice Rumlin licking his lips after seeing a Cajun mixed drink earlier though.)

Come on aggy... Don't let us down. Put Les out of his misery so we can haz their recroots!!

Disappointed in this thread... Thought it pertained to sheep snaring.

This is one of those games that make me miss playing aggy. As much s$EC as I give y'all, it really is a shame that the rivalry is on hiatus. May our midget coach find a way to rekindle the flame.

Me too bro. Except mine is a 65 lb blue heeler, so at least it has the same shape as a sheep. Oh wait...

5-7 is still in the hunt for a bowl game this year. It's not a given yet, but there is another thread here that speaks directly to that. So once again, another aggy mouth that tastes like foot... If we can bear Baylor.

Lulz... Happy belated birthday aggy!

I think someone hacked phatmack19's account... Too much logic in the posts above to be him.

Depends on if we can bear Baylor. They sure looked beatable last night didn't they? What's the deal with your avatar, aggy? Are you saying that the $EC is more important than your own school's logo? This site and its aggys epitomize their cult even more than texags.

Nice! Once again, aggy decimating the internet with terrible grammar. Imagine that. And our midget coach will bench press your fat, vodka-soaked, coach 3 reps of 10.

They don't have the balls... They had the perfect chance last year and the $EC commissioner chose not to match us up. Coincidence? I think not.

Lulz

Waaa... Your coach started it!! Waaaa...mommy, big bubba's picking on me again! Now if that ain't aggy, I don't know what is.