Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

Works for me... I figure it'll be a Chinese fire drill once the LOIs start rolling in.

So I'm checking in, good morning fellow recruitniks... So which thread are we using for updates?

You won't, you'll just run out of time for recruits to fax the LOI in.

Yes indeed!! The aggy tears are gonna be sooo delicious tomorrow!

D'Andre Christmas-Giles!!!! Hell yeah!! Welcome to the 40 young man!!!! #believe

Hell, I gotta tell ya them 3 fingers are about gone already. Getting ready for Christmas Giles at 1030.

I am really debating this. I have about 3 fingers of Garrison Bros. that is set aside for celebrating!

Hahaha...aggy gettin' schooled on the Twitter:

This is like an early "Christmas (Giles)" present! #hookem Welcome to the 40, you bad mofo!!!

Uh Oh...here we go...#hookem #letsride #believe Brian Davis ‏@BDavisAAS 31s32 seconds ago Brian Davis Retweeted Travis Whillock Katy RB Kyle Porter, who does not have a Twitter account, commits to Texas. That makes No. 16 for Charlie Strong.

Seeing lots of 24/7 Crystal Ball predictions for Hudson to the good guys! Lord, please let it be!! Also, Parrish Cobb just de-committed from blowU. Apparently, his dad gave him a choice between the land thieves and Rape U. His dad really must hate him.

Most all of the answers you seek are in the 2016 Recruiting thread.

I updated again last night, I guess that post went to the same fiery grave the 2016 aggy fb thread. Anyway, 71-68 coogs final, knocked off #12 SMU. My buddy was uber pissed.

The Great Pontificator sure was solid on them last week. Haven't heard from him since... I don't know???

4 in the top 20. But don't worry, fatmack will surely hit us with another brilliant aggy spin piece in roughly 3, 2, 1...

71-68 coogs final! My SMU boy is swole up like a mug.

So says an aggy...

59-53 coogs...7:50 left

Hofheinz is live as hell right now... SMU 53-51 with 10 to go.

Looch just confirmed it...by jumping the gun and reporting it before the kid had a chance to.

Your boy got them SMU v. UH tickets for tonight. Going with my best friend, who's an SMU grad. I'm gonna give him holy hell cuz SMU=recruiting violations and no post-season!! Lulz

I got cat-like reflexes when it comes to an unopened beer can. That's alcohol abuse.

This is one I'd actually rather see y'all keep. I'd rather him be in the $EC than have to deal with him at blowU.

This is why I'll be sure to be at the upcoming home and home with LSU. Karma's a biatch.